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It seems that cornhole has become mandatory wherever you go for outdoor fun. You go to the beach, cornhole. You go to a cookout, cornhole. I even went to a redneck wedding back in June and the rednecks couldnt even wait for the bride and groom dance to start playing cornhole. I also get endless invites to join cornhole leagues that rotate from each members house each weekend. I just have to accept the fact that playing horseshoes and washers is dead. RIP horseshoes, you had one helluva run.

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I dont much care for the game but Betsy my a$$ does she knows she'll be getting them corn on the cob when it's all said and done.

I bet you were the last guy on the globe to buy a computer too. Give in man, the cornhole revolution will eventually SWALLOW all of us up ( figured I would set you up for another interesting response).

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I'm at my sister's had a little accident on the range and now old Tex is out of service, this is my nephews computer he set me up here. You're right I don't have a computer and this old cowboy probably doesn't have much time either, figured I see the world through this computer screen. Look at me just rambling nonsense. I hope old Betsy is doing fine.

Heck son, your talking to the original Rambler. When I`m not specializing in rambling and gibberish, I usually start up topics that no one else seems interested in except for kindred folk.

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It seems that cornhole has become mandatory wherever you go for outdoor fun. You go to the beach, cornhole. You go to a cookout, cornhole. I even went to a redneck wedding back in June and the rednecks couldnt even wait for the bride and groom dance to start playing cornhole. I also get endless invites to join cornhole leagues that rotate from each members house each weekend. I just have to accept the fact that playing horseshoes and washers is dead. RIP horseshoes, you had one helluva run.

Fatties love horseshoes

Minimal effort required

And you can eat cheese

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Brother Rambler, if you are looking for the culprit to blame for the death of america's greatest past time, look no further than the bacon stealing lizard king that these left wing, socially progressive libtards elected.

Just look at the game of horse shoes. You throw a horse shoe at an iron rod inserted into the ground. Do you know why that scares these Kennedy-loving idiots? I'll tell you why. Look at the horse show itself. It's made of iron, and signifies american industry. When not a part of these white-picket fence past time, it's attached to the hooves of HORSES, the classic american symbol of westward expansion and industry. Horses work hard for the money. They are also similar to Ford Mustangs, which are built by the great american car giant, Ford. Ford, as you know, is headquartered in Michigan, where the next leader of the free world, President-Elect Mitt Romney's father George, a great patriot, was the governor.

THAT'S just the horse shoe. It's more american than George Washington making tender love (within the confines of marriage, of course) to a bald eagle. Where do you throw the horse shoe? At the Iron ROD. Let's look at the rod. It's made of iron, again signifying american INDUSTRY. It is firmly planted in the ground, like this Nation's christian heritage, and reaches upward towards the heavens like a skyscraper.

As you can see, horse shoes is the most american game in the history of america and games. SO why was it replaced by that boy-king Obama? I'll tell you why - he hates america with every fiber of his kenyan being. So when he was pretending to kill bin ladin, he was really launching his master plan to replace this great american tradition with his socialist corn hole game.

Let's look at corn hole. It's a cheap game. The board are made of plywood typically. This represents the cheap labor and shoddy workmanship that you have in socialist countries. These peolpe have their money spread about like a disease-ridden whore, why should they care what quality of work they put out?

And what do you throw at these cheap, particle board constructions, usually painted with the colors and logos of LIBERAL Arts institutions, who are poisoning the minds of our youth? You throw bean bags. Flaccid, dirty things, like the genitals of over-sexed liberals. Filthy like the immigrants which they welcome into this country,

THAT'S WHY Obama replaced horse shoes with corn hole. Because corn hole was too **** American!

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Brother Rambler, if you are looking for the culprit to blame for the death of america's greatest past time, look no further than the bacon stealing lizard king that these left wing, socially progressive libtards elected.

Just look at the game of horse shoes. You throw a horse shoe at an iron rod inserted into the ground. Do you know why that scares these Kennedy-loving idiots? I'll tell you why. Look at the horse show itself. It's made of iron, and signifies american industry. When not a part of these white-picket fence past time, it's attached to the hooves of HORSES, the classic american symbol of westward expansion and industry. Horses work hard for the money. They are also similar to Ford Mustangs, which are built by the great american car giant, Ford. Ford, as you know, is headquartered in Michigan, where the next leader of the free world, President-Elect Mitt Romney's father George, a great patriot, was the governor.

THAT'S just the horse shoe. It's more american than George Washington making tender love (within the confines of marriage, of course) to a bald eagle. Where do you throw the horse shoe? At the Iron ROD. Let's look at the rod. It's made of iron, again signifying american INDUSTRY. It is firmly planted in the ground, like this Nation's christian heritage, and reaches upward towards the heavens like a skyscraper.

As you can see, horse shoes is the most american game in the history of america and games. SO why was it replaced by that boy-king Obama? I'll tell you why - he hates america with every fiber of his kenyan being. So when he was pretending to kill bin ladin, he was really launching his master plan to replace this great american tradition with his socialist corn hole game.

Let's look at corn hole. It's a cheap game. The board are made of plywood typically. This represents the cheap labor and shoddy workmanship that you have in socialist countries. These peolpe have their money spread about like a disease-ridden whore, why should they care what quality of work they put out?

And what do you throw at these cheap, particle board constructions, usually painted with the colors and logos of LIBERAL Arts institutions, who are poisoning the minds of our youth? You throw bean bags. Flaccid, dirty things, like the genitals of over-sexed liberals. Filthy like the immigrants which they welcome into this country,

THAT'S WHY Obama replaced horse shoes with corn hole. Because corn hole was too **** American!

Interesting theory, except the fact that most cornhole players are white, typically Republican, and are fiscally conservative by using playing a cheap, easily transportable game that requires thought and preparation by someone with a do-it-yourself attitude. Nice theory though.

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Interesting theory, except the fact that most cornhole players are white, typically Republican, and are fiscally conservative by using playing a cheap, easily transportable game that requires thought and preparation by someone with a do-it-yourself attitude. Nice theory though.

Also, republicans are naturally attracted to a game called "cornhole"

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