Falconsfan567 Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Woman super glued to Walmart toilet seat Police are investigating the incidentUpdated: Tuesday, 19 Jun 2012, 9:02 AM EDTPublished : Tuesday, 19 Jun 2012, 9:02 AM EDTMONTICELLO, Ky. (CNN/WLEX) - A woman visiting a Kentucky Walmart found herself in a sticky situation.Monticello city officials say the woman went to use the bathroom and she got stuck to a toilet seat covered in Super Glue.The woman was stuck inside the restroom for nearly an hour.Police are investigating the incident."We're looking at it. Right now, I wouldn't be prepared to say which way it was - accident or intention," said Police Chief Ralph Miniard.Paramedics were on hand to help pull the woman off the seat. She was taken to a nearby hospital to be checked out.http://www.wane.com/dpps/news/strange/woman-super-glued-to-walmart-toilet-seat-ob12-jgr_4211345 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanga62890 Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 accident or intention? You accidentally walk into a bathroom open super glue and put it on a toilet seat enough to stick somebody to it. Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falconsd56 Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 I am pretty sure the words walmart and Kentucky...would be enough to make me hold it until I got home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconsfan567 Posted June 20, 2012 Author Share Posted June 20, 2012 accident or intention? You accidentally walk into a bathroom open super glue and put it on a toilet seat enough to stick somebody to it. Really?LMAO! I know! It's so stupid. Of course someone did this intentionally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grrrillapmpn Inc.® Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 When I was growing up, females didn't sit on public toilet seats. The times are a changing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capologist Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 She had to be the one to do it. Super glue sets entirely too fast for someone else to have placed it there. Plus, who in the world sits on a public toilet seat without building a nest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostone Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 She had to be the one to do it. Super glue sets entirely too fast for someone else to have placed it there. Plus, who in the world sits on a public toilet seat without building a nest?There is only one time when I don't build a nest and that is during the "explosive diarrhea phase". I still wipe the **** out of the toilet then hope/pray... Had this happen at a trucker stop once when I had to drive for 1.5 hours one way to get to work... It's terrible when you are half way home and the EDP kicks in . I have asked God for a lot of things but never do vigorously as when I had to that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statick Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 When I was growing up, females didn't dir in public toilet seats. The times are a changing.And if they actually had to use a public toilet seat, they would "hover", so as not to touch anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrow69 Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 LMAOLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capologist Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 There is only one time when I don't build a nest and that is during the "explosive diarrhea phase". I still wipe the **** out of the toilet then hope/pray...Had this happen at a trucker stop once when I had to drive for 1.5 hours one way to get to work... It's terrible when you are half way home and the EDP kicks in . I have asked God for a lot of things but never do vigorously as when I had to that day.Hover sir, hover... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostone Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Hover sir, hover...In that situation I could have painted the walls... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDaveG Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 I'm not understanding how this could happen. As fast as Super Glue dries? The person would just about have to be in the stall with her!I'm calling BS on this story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconsfan567 Posted June 20, 2012 Author Share Posted June 20, 2012 I'm not understanding how this could happen. As fast as Super Glue dries? The person would just about have to be in the stall with her!I'm calling BS on this story.More than likely she did it to herself and now will use this to try to sue Wal-Mart. It's pretty cut and dry that this is a scam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago 3.0 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I'm not understanding how this could happen. As fast as Super Glue dries? The person would just about have to be in the stall with her!I'm calling BS on this story.the voice of experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Ocean Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Hover sir, hover... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconsfan567 Posted June 21, 2012 Author Share Posted June 21, 2012 LMAO! :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summerbunny Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 What woman still sits on a public toilet seat in 2012? And after the ppl of wal mart pics most women would risk renal failure first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xnex Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 What woman still sits on a public toilet seat in 2012? And after the ppl of wal mart pics most women would risk renal failure first. Maybe this was not a kidney situation, but a colon event instead? Those types of things can cause quick changes in long ingrained behavior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Ocean Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I've neither touched cheeks nor stacked squares on a public toilet seat in my 32 years. That's my word. I only sh-ts residential/rental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucifersam597 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 (edited) Bunch of wussies you all are, tons of studies have found public restroom toilet seats don't have any more germs then any other public type items we use every day without thinkinghttp://www.mentalflo...archives/113103http://www.autoblog....-public-toilet/http://www.everydayh...oilet-seat.aspxBut experts say our fear of sitting on the average toilet seat (one that isn't visibly soiled) is overblown.Are you safer if you use those paper seat protectors? Dr. Tierno isn't a fan: "They're too thin, they rip and fall apart." If you want to use them, he says, you can double-fold them, or place double-folded toilet paper on the seat. The automatically replaced plastic covers are better, he says, but such barriers on the seat act more as psychological than physical protection. Edited June 21, 2012 by lucifersam597 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summerbunny Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Maybe this was not a kidney situation, but a colon event instead? Those types of things can cause quick changes in long ingrained behavior.And in that situation a woman does 1 of 2 things:1) Run the risk of of crapping herself2) getting rid of what can't wait (in the hover stance) & finishing at homeDon't believe me ask your wife/girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDaveG Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 the voice of experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychic Gibbon Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 She likely put it on the seat herself. She knew she had enough fuel for liftoff so she put super glue on the seat to prevent this situation: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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duncja Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 One time, after a night of drinking I started my hour drive home only to have it hit me half way there. I wanted to make it, but it wasn't an option. I stopped at a gas station, made it to the stall, and got my pants down just in time. By the time I left the bathroom, the entire gas station reeked of what I had just done. It's been over a year, and I still have gone back to that gas station. I drive by it about 10 times a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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