Guvmintcheeze Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Woman Claims She Got Pregnant From 3D Porn … Seriously?The wife of a US Army soldier, Jennifer Stweart, claims she got pregnant by watching a 3D adult film while visiting friends in New York.38-year-old Jennifer Stweart used the bizarre claims to explain to her husband why their child was black, despite the lovers being very much white skinned.Jennifer Stweart said her child looks just like a black actor in the adult movie she claims to have watched in 3D with her east coast pals.“A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive,” Jennifer Stweart said.Stweart also admits her marriage to the US military man who serves overseas could be in trouble: “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.Despite his wife’s bizarre explanation, Iraq US military man Erick Jhonson said: “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible.”http://spyghana.com/world-news/woman-claims-she-got-pregnant-from-3d-porn-seriously/They deserve each other. Two more ignorant people could never meet and be this happily dysfunctional.Kudos to those happy two.And even bigger props to the G who dipped his wick and has GOT to be laughing his azz off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEORGIAfan Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 She isnt ignorant. She is trying to cover her cheating ***, and her husband is a tard for believing her for one second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guvmintcheeze Posted June 14, 2012 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 She isnt ignorant. She is trying to cover her cheating ***, and her husband is a tard for believing her for one second.Fair enough. By the true def. of ignorant, she does not qualify. But in every OTHER sense of morality and stupid etc. they both fail. Large. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Ocean Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I've been to 3D attractions at Disney and Universal where you get sprayed in the face with water but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guvmintcheeze Posted June 14, 2012 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 (edited) I've been to 3D attractions at Disney and Universal where you get sprayed in the face with water but......But...thank God it was water eh? Edited June 14, 2012 by Guvmintcheeze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falconsd56 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 ahem MeMyselfIrene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serge Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Did he ask why she was going to see 3D porn in the first place? If he can believe that he must have been terrified at the thought of his wife getting virtually porked in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biloxifalcon Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 It aint true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodiac Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Pretty sure this is a fake, it's circulated before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodiac Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Yep it's fakehttp://www.snopes.com/pregnant/3dfilm.asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serge Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 But now I want to believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peyton Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Yeah never believed that story for a second, was kind of humorous though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biloxifalcon Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 But now I want to believe.Yea, I feel the same man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guvmintcheeze Posted June 14, 2012 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 Yea, I feel the same man.I feel rather let down meself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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