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Of course it isn't for you....the advice is catered specifically to each person.

Ahhh, that is the genius that is Falcon_Bob. i just brought that up because I tried those things thinking they were generic and they didn't work out too well. Court date in a month for "Molesting bathroom equipment" so I'm not sure how that will pan out.

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Ahhh, that is the genius that is Falcon_Bob. i just brought that up because I tried those things thinking they were generic and they didn't work out too well. Court date in a month for "Molesting bathroom equipment" so I'm not sure how that will pan out.

Bring a generic hand dryer to the hearing and have an "OJ with the glove" moment. Charges dropped!

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Is it just a coincidence that the boxing phrase "bob and weave" includes two terms commonly associated with hair and hairdressing? You know like "Prince Valiant wore his hair in a bob, but LaQueesha wore a weave"? Are boxing reporters who use the phrase actually closet hairdressers? huh.png

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Is it just a coincidence that the boxing phrase "bob and weave" includes two terms commonly associated with hair and hairdressing? You know like "Prince Valiant wore his hair in a bob, but LaQueesha wore a weave"? Are boxing reporters who use the phrase actually closet hairdressers? huh.png

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Okay, I've needed to get some advice about this for a while now. I'm heterosexual and have been married for over 20 years; but whenever I see a Kip WInger video or an old WCW vid in which Kevin Nash is participating I always tell myself that those "are some good looking guys".

What's wrong with me?

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Okay, I've needed to get some advice about this for a while now. I'm heterosexual and have been married for over 20 years; but whenever I see a Kip WInger video or an old WCW vid in which Kevin Nash is participating I always tell myself that those "are some good looking guys".

What's wrong with me?

You spend too much (any) time on pinterest.

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Okay, I've needed to get some advice about this for a while now. I'm heterosexual and have been married for over 20 years; but whenever I see a Kip WInger video or an old WCW vid in which Kevin Nash is participating I always tell myself that those "are some good looking guys".

What's wrong with me?

Damb bro, you are giving new meaning to "I'm just too sweeet." unsure.png

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcYpb8SfSrY

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I guess things do go wrong when you're just "keeping it real", huh? Maybe the pharma(s) had spiked right when I found this thread and I shouldn't have let that info out, huh?

I don't judge others when it comes to matters of professional wrestling. Just do you, my good man.

Bob...

I performed a Chitty Chitty Bang Bang on my wife during sex and she hasn't spoken to me since.

was I out of line? is my marriage over?

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Bob a couple hours ago I was advised to consume a number of what appeared to be small bits of decorated cotton-like paper at the insistence of a friend for reasons he wouldn't share with me at the time, but when the task was completed I was informed that I had consumed an amount that was intended for a larger audience and that I had consumed more than what was necessary for me individually by a factor of about 20 by his estimate. How do I make it up to him?

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