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Stop calling the prostitute "my dog". They may get paid for sex, but they have some self respect.

Meh, why pay for prostitutes when there's a perfectly good Irish Setter that will do it for free? Or at least would until last night. Is there something other than peanut butter that I can use?

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Meh, why pay for prostitutes when there's a perfectly good Irish Setter that will do it for free? Or at least would until last night. Is there something other than peanut butter that I can use?

Dogs seem to love their own vomit. Try dipping your berries in that.

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I have a friend who looks a lot like a young Ron Howard from "Happy Days". He told me his wife was cheating on him and I assured him it wasn't true because she loved him and would never dishonor the santity of their marriage vows. Well, she had a baby last week that looks like a 29", 8 lb 5 oz version of Manute Bol.

Did I err in telling him his wife was faithful?

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I have a friend who looks a lot like a young Ron Howard from "Happy Days". He told me his wife was cheating on him and I assured him it wasn't true because she loved him and would never dishonor the santity of their marriage vows. Well, she had a baby last week that looks like a 29", 8 lb 5 oz version of Manute Bol.

Did I err in telling him his wife was faithful?

That depends if it's your baby or not.

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