ThunderCookie Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 circus afro circus afro polkadot polkadot afro.Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuq u Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 circus afro circus afro polkadot polkadot afro.Discuss.lmao!! I am no where near high enough for this, I'll be back!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb 3.0 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderCookie Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 If butterfly flap wings, do we feel it's pain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chain Chomp Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderCookie Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 (edited) I have legally changed my name to D1ck Bitchwhistle. Edited February 14, 2012 by HailRazor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb 3.0 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I have legally changed my name to D1ck Bitchwhistle.Swell name, but I like **** Bitchwhistle better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb 3.0 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 She doesn't swallow fire does she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderCookie Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 She doesn't swallow fire does she?Kinda...It burns when I pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderCookie Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 Does this look infected to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chain Chomp Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 She doesn't swallow fire does she?Perhaps. She was once a dragon I hear.Does this look infected to you?Yep, that's what happens when you kill innocent cockroaches. Thou shall not kill cockroaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuq u Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Kinda...It burns when I pee.Thats halarious!!! Now thats "wit" people!! Great post HR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuq u Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 (edited) Perhaps. She was once a dragon I hear.Yep, that's what happens when you kill innocent cockroaches. Thou shall not kill cockroaches.I will never step on a cockroach again!Yeah, she's dragon amongst other things. Edited February 14, 2012 by 1st&420 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago 3.0 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I am both terrified and aroused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderCookie Posted February 15, 2012 Author Share Posted February 15, 2012 Yep, that's what happens when you kill innocent cockroaches. Thou shall not kill cockroaches.I tried not to, but they can still lay eggs if you swallow them alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderCookie Posted February 15, 2012 Author Share Posted February 15, 2012 I am both terrified and aroused.Women tell me that all the time....Minus the whole aroused thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago 3.0 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Women tell me that all the time....Minus the whole aroused thing.nothing like sex mixed with the possibility of imminent deathyou know....provided its voluntary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderCookie Posted February 15, 2012 Author Share Posted February 15, 2012 nothing like sex mixed with the possibility of imminent deathyou know....provided its voluntaryThat is why I only date women over 400 pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago 3.0 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 That is why I only date women over 400 pounds.smart move. you don't even need a safe word....just keep a donut in your hand the entire time and if you need air toss it across the room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderCookie Posted February 15, 2012 Author Share Posted February 15, 2012 smart move. you don't even need a safe word....just keep a donut in your hand the entire time and if you need air toss it across the roomNah, got stuck in a fold one time trying that with a Twix. Took me two days to burrow out.I still can't open a can of biscuits without hyperventilating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falconsd56 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Nah, got stuck in a fold one time trying that with a Twix. Took me two days to burrow out.I still can't open a can of biscuits without hyperventilating.Wow that is a HOF worth post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderCookie Posted February 15, 2012 Author Share Posted February 15, 2012 When I walked into my kitchen this morning, my two cats were cleaning each other's tootlolly. Should I take them to the vet or just buy them flanel collars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago 3.0 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 when I know I am going to go skin spelunking, I usually bring my rignow I know what you are thinking.....why the pressure gauge?most underrated piece of life saving equipment ever. that pressure gauge tells you when you are getting in too deep and to a point where you won't be able to get out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falconsd56 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 When I walked into my kitchen this morning, my two cats were cleaning each other's tootlolly. Should I take them to the vet or just buy them flanel collars?depends...was the indigo girls or melissa etheridge playing?And is one of them named hank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderCookie Posted February 15, 2012 Author Share Posted February 15, 2012 when I know I am going to go skin spelunking, I usually bring my rignow I know what you are thinking.....why the pressure gauge?most underrated piece of life saving equipment ever. that pressure gauge tells you when you are getting in too deep and to a point where you won't be able to get outI wore the same equipment when making love to my first wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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