Jump to content

This Simple Ultimatum Should Be Given To Turner....


Recommended Posts

LOSE WEIGHT OR LOSE YOUR JOB!!!! I've discussed this b4, but I wanted to touch on this again. I think there is a simple solution to Turner's issues w/ groin injuries, lack of speed and quickness, needing blocking to be ABSOLUTELY PERFECT to gain any yards...Drop 15lbs. If Turner put in the work, and put down the cheeseburgers..there is no doubt in my mind that his body type can be very similar to that of Trent Richardson's (from Bama). I really believe Turner's got some miles left, but he's killing this team and his career by showing up every year upwards of 250 (my opinion). And please...homers don't start bringing up the 1300 yards he gained mostly against teams like Carolina, Tampa, Philly (who every RB ran through this year), and Detroit (another D who uncharacteristically let everyone run through them). He's steadily declining and its HIS FAULT!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Plan B: Set up a buffet at the opposite end of the field on each drive and see how long it takes his fat a$$ to break a tackle. Turner would be running over guys left and right, carrying 3, 4, 5 guys into the endzone on every play. He would keep Weems in his pocket in case he needed someone to throw an emergency block while he put gravy on his potatoes.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Plan B: Set up a buffet at the opposite end of the field on each drive and see how long it takes his fat a$$ to break a tackle. Turner would be running over guys left and right, carrying 3, 4, 5 guys into the endzone on every play. He would keep Weems in his pocket in case he needed someone to throw an emergency block while he put gravy on his potatoes.

LMAO LOVE IT!! MIGHT WORK!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Or I got another idea lets lessen his touches by about 100.I think the reason he carries the extra pounds is to protect himself against all the hits and punishment he takes if he were 20 pounds lighter his NFL career would have ended 2 seasons ago the amount of pounding and the type of runner he is and yet after all this he's the 2nd highest TD scorer for a RB behind AP and rated 3rd in the league for yards over a 4 year stretch not to bad really.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

They arent telling Mark Ingram to lose weight, they give the ball to Sproles for explosive plays. Turner is a great RB, and trying to ask him to play like Sproles isnt fair. We need to let Snelling go.

I don't think anyone here wants turner to, or even thinks that he can, play like Sproles. What we want is the Turner of 2008. I'd rather have an every down back but if Turner could return to pre beef cake form I would be more than happy.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

They arent telling Mark Ingram to lose weight, they give the ball to Sproles for explosive plays. Turner is a great RB, and trying to ask him to play like Sproles isnt fair. We need to let Snelling go.

He's the the only RB we have that has proven he can catch and run. Quizz will get there, but I think Snelling actually runs more aggressive than Turner

Link to comment
Share on other sites

LOSE WEIGHT OR LOSE YOUR JOB!!!! I've discussed this b4, but I wanted to touch on this again. I think there is a simple solution to Turner's issues w/ groin injuries, lack of speed and quickness, needing blocking to be ABSOLUTELY PERFECT to gain any yards...Drop 15lbs. If Turner put in the work, and put down the cheeseburgers..there is no doubt in my mind that his body type can be very similar to that of Trent Richardson's (from Bama). I really believe Turner's got some miles left, but he's killing this team and his career by showing up every year upwards of 250 (my opinion). And please...homers don't start bringing up the 1300 yards he gained mostly against teams like Carolina, Tampa, Philly (who every RB ran through this year), and Detroit (another D who uncharacteristically let everyone run through them). He's steadily declining and its HIS FAULT!

Man Turner is NOT fat. I've met him and talked to him. He's in good shape. He LOOKS fat because he wears a flap jacket. I used to think Jamal Anderson was fat til I hung out with the team after they beat the Vikings in the NFC championship. I don't think he's declining either. Other than playing hurt and the line issues. I don't know if any of you guys saw but the put stats of top rb's that have the most stops for loss or no gain. They were Adrian Peterson, Chris Johnson, Menedenhal, and Turner was last on that list. And this was the first game of the season so don't try to say Chris Johnson sucked. This was based since 08 when Turner became the starter. I just don't see why ppl are pissed with having a 1300 yard 11 td back. The game is won in the trenches and that's where our problems start on both sides of the ball.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...