PokerSteve Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 (edited) For those of you who still find yourselves on the fence and unclear as to what group you should pledge your allegiance, here are some of the important differences between the two.Group II members type posts so bold they would break a Group 1 member’s fingers.Group II members imagine change so great, just thinking about them sends Group 1 members trembling with fear and into hiding under the bed.When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he wears Group II pajamas.Group II members go bear hunting armed only with fly swatters.Group II members think thoughts so big, the mere mention of them puts Group 1 members into a deep coma.Group II members pick their teeth with a 30-inch long, razor-sharp scythe.Group II members once jogged up the north face of Everest just for a quick picnic lunch.Group II members were are all born of immaculate conceptions.Group II members will create a world Group 1 members wouldn’t have the guts to dream of.Group II members once abducted an alien and implanted a tracking device in its antenna.These are some, but not all, of the wide chasm of superiority which places Group II at the forefront of all humanity. Think long and choose wisely, TATF, for greatness beckons you in the form of official inclusion among the hallowed and honored ranks of GROUP II.**** This annoucement provided by the Group II Committee for Falcon Change. Edited December 31, 2011 by PokerSteve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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