PokerSteve Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 (edited) For those of you who still find yourselves on the fence and unclear as to what group you should pledge your allegiance, here are some of the important differences between the two.Group II members type posts so bold they would break a Group 1 member’s fingers.Group II members imagine change so great, just thinking about them sends Group 1 members trembling with fear and into hiding under the bed.When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he wears Group II pajamas.Group II members go bear hunting armed only with fly swatters.Group II members think thoughts so big, the mere mention of them puts Group 1 members into a deep coma.Group II members pick their teeth with a 30-inch long, razor-sharp scythe.Group II members once jogged up the north face of Everest just for a quick picnic lunch.Group II members were are all born of immaculate conceptions.Group II members will create a world Group 1 members wouldn’t have the guts to dream of.Group II members once abducted an alien and implanted a tracking device in its antenna.These are some, but not all, of the wide chasm of superiority which places Group II at the forefront of all humanity. Think long and choose wisely, TATF, for greatness beckons you in the form of official inclusion among the hallowed and honored ranks of GROUP II.**** This annoucement provided by the Group II Committee for Falcon Change. Edited December 31, 2011 by PokerSteve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannonballsghost Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 after reading that list I'm sure of one thing ...........GROUP 2 is full of chit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Flare Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Group 5 is still accepting new members! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerSteve Posted December 31, 2011 Author Share Posted December 31, 2011 after reading that list I'm sure of one thing ...........GROUP 2 is full of chitSpoken like a true Group 1 weasel. Have fun hiding under the bed, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aftermath Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Group II members once got drunk, killed a stripper and ate her body in order to get rid of the evidence......wait, I'm not sure I get how this is supposed to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falken Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Daniel Snyder approves this message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robb4242 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Daniel Snyder approves this message.LOLGroup 2 would LOVE to be a part of the deadskins org and all the success they have had signing every big name FA & swapping coaches out every other year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateDogg1215 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 group 2 are really Saints fans in disguise or Vick Nut Huggers wishing for the allmighty Vick to come back to the ATL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aftermath Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 LOLGroup 2 would LOVE to be a part of the deadskins org and all the success they have had signing every big name FA & swapping coaches out every other year.yeah, that parallel doesn't really hold up very well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karst41 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 after reading that list I'm sure of one thing ...........GROUP 2 is full of chitGroup 1 is a bunch of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falken Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 yeah, that parallel doesn't really hold up very wellYes. You are correct. Even Daniel Snyder wouldn't change a coaching staff who posted 4 winning seasons in a row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supes™ Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Group 1 is a bunch ofFixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gritz Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Group 1 consoling themselves after Falcons playoff loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannonballsghost Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 This is some funny chit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serendipity Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 (edited) Edited December 31, 2011 by Serendipity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PokerSteve Posted December 31, 2011 Author Share Posted December 31, 2011 (edited) The dye has been cast. The battle for the future of the Atlanta Falcons has been well and truly joined. And I would say to TATF, as I said to those who have joined this glorious and courageous Group II movement, I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many long months of toil and struggle before those in the Falcon coaching heirarchy have been stripped of their power and we are free to pursue the greatness we have been so cruelly denied.You ask what is the policy of Group II? I will say, it is to wage war against the coaches that bind us to mediocrity and defeat against our most hated enemies, yes, to wage war against a monstrous injustice of having never surpassed the sad tyranny and avarice of losing every game against good teams and getting blown out in the play-offs.You ask what is our aim? I can answer in four simple, resolute, unbending words: Off With Their Heads! Victory over passionless, mind-numbing mediocrity. Victory however long and hard the road may be. For without victory by the noble and glorious soldiers of Group II we shall not and can never win a Super Bowl."*** Shamelessly plagarized from the late, great Winston Churchill by the Group II Propaganda Committee. Edited December 31, 2011 by PokerSteve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pren226 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 I've been gone 2 days and must be way out of the loop. Just by reading I can guess group 1 wants to keep BVG and MM and group 2 wants to get rid of them?? What group are the TD supporters in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of God Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 That was awesomely funny! Loving the boards these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of God Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 I've been gone 2 days and must be way out of the loop. Just by reading I can guess group 1 wants to keep BVG and MM and group 2 wants to get rid of them?? What group are the TD supporters in?I am Group 2 and an avid supporter of Touchdowns...when we make them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerSteve Posted December 31, 2011 Author Share Posted December 31, 2011 I've been gone 2 days and must be way out of the loop. Just by reading I can guess group 1 wants to keep BVG and MM and group 2 wants to get rid of them?? What group are the TD supporters in?Much has happened in two days my friend. But on the bright side, TATF is boiling over with passion! Much of it is hyperbole and excessive frothing at the keyboard, but from early indications the last two days have spawned a movement which may grow well beyond the pages of this forum and reverberate into the very deepest, most revered halls of Flowery Branch. You got a lot of reading to do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supes™ Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Much has happened in two days my friend. But on the bright side, TATF is boiling over with passion! Much of it is hyperbole and excessive frothing at the keyboard, but from early indications the last two days have spawned a movement which may grow well beyond the pages of this forum and reverberate into the very deepest, most revered halls of Flowery Branch. You got a lot of reading to do!What would you know about "the bright side", o king of darkness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerSteve Posted December 31, 2011 Author Share Posted December 31, 2011 What would you know about "the bright side", o king of darkness?When you're one of the privileged members of Group II, you can embrace both the light and the dark, unlike the sniveling, defeatist wimps of Group 1 who are both afraid of the dark and unable to survive in the light. tsk, tsk, tsk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robb4242 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Beginning to think Group 2 watched too much Twilight. They didn't like the story line direction, so they demanded that the producers be fired so that they could promote their storyline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shockerfalcon Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Group 1 members wear their favorite falcons player jersey while their favorite falcon players wear group II T-shirts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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