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There Should Be A Law Against Women Planning Their Weddings During Football Season

young mr. grace

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Just wasted a Saturday at my wife's cousin's wedding. Got another wedding next week for another member of her family. That's TWO weeks in a row I'm going to miss college football. Why can't women show some consideration for us men and plan these things for the first six months of the year.

It is Southern sacrilege for any male to be required to attend any event, much less a wedding, when the alternative is sitting around watching football, drinking beer, eating wings and talking about all of the ways that I could have done a better job throwing, running and tackling during the last play.

I will vote for any politican with the guts to introduce a bill to outlaw weddings during football season.

End of rant.

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