young mr. grace Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Just wasted a Saturday at my wife's cousin's wedding. Got another wedding next week for another member of her family. That's TWO weeks in a row I'm going to miss college football. Why can't women show some consideration for us men and plan these things for the first six months of the year.It is Southern sacrilege for any male to be required to attend any event, much less a wedding, when the alternative is sitting around watching football, drinking beer, eating wings and talking about all of the ways that I could have done a better job throwing, running and tackling during the last play. I will vote for any politican with the guts to introduce a bill to outlaw weddings during football season.End of rant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodiac Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 I agree, also just tell your wife no, unless it's her immediate theres no reason for you to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcon_bob Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 I agree, also just tell your wife no, unless it's her immediate theres no reason for you to go.Haha!!! .....so young....so naive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodiac Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Haha!!! .....so young....so naive.I don't plan to be the whipping post, I actually proably won't get married, I'm to hard headed and an ******* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suge Nips Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 skipping a family reunion for the Falcons game tomorrow. Get your priorities straight man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pencilpusher. just because Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nEFlxpSMGI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Troutsky Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Wife's COUSIN??? Tell your wife to open her purse or wherever she keeps your testicles and give them back so that you can watch football and someday regain your man card. Seriously, dude, have you forgotten why God gave you the back of your pimp hand and what it's supposed to be used for? The wife's cousin? Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Troutsky Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 (edited) skipping a family reunion for the Falcons game tomorrow. Get your priorities straight man!This is obviously a man. And not only a man, but a man who knows what is important in life. And apparently a man who loves both sugar and nipples. Edited September 25, 2011 by AcworthFalcFan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xnex Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Nope, you gotta let them plan them whenever they choose to. But men need to band together, take a stand, and just refuse to go. Then they can do their thing and we can do ours. Somehow we have to take back control.WE HAVE NO HAND, WE NEED HAND. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capologist Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Thank gawd I'm single and free to frolic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Ocean Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 http://www.fallweddingssuck.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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