DelawareFalcFan Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/falcons-cb-dunta-robinson-to-be-publicly-hanged-fo,26139/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theyhateme : ) Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 The Onion... -_- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBorBust Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 What the **** was that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouseofEuphoria Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 I think he should get a tattoo - a mark for every eaglette he's knocked out.Two and counting, biyatches...Now, against us, when they get in the huddle and hear that call for a crossing pattern they'll start whimpering.Eagle tears are delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlrfalcon Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 You are considering this link a big deal? Most big media sites and channels I see are not even thinking about it anymore.Unless Dunta does something else to arise them, his hit last week is old news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouseofEuphoria Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 You are considering this link a big deal? Most big media sites and channels I see are not even thinking about it anymore.Unless Dunta does something else to arise them, his hit last week is old news.If we play the Eaglettes in the play-offs, they will be talking about it. Big time.But i love it.I love having the defense that will knock you the @#*& out!That's three players in the past two years, two by Robinson.You better believe it's a big deal in that Eagirls locker room. Trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulitik Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 I love these. "I've got a big sour mouthful of college football and it's making me vomit rage" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falconsd56 Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Nice Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Tom Brady Questionable For Sunday's Game After Waking Up Ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdfanatick Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 I think he should get a tattoo - a mark for every eaglette he's knocked out.Two and counting, biyatches...Now, against us, when they get in the huddle and hear that call for a crossing pattern they'll start whimpering.Eagle tears are delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AF89 Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 I love the ticker at the bottom."Selfless dog to donate brain to Micheal Vick" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Package Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Great parody of Pardon the Interruption. I love the Onion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
domeOFpain Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 I love these. "I've got a big sour mouthful of college football and it's making me vomit rage"Screw Matt Ryan and the Horse he Road in on! Punk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falconsd56 Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Tom Brady Questionable For Sunday's Game After Waking Up Ugly That is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlfanstckndenver Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 If we play the Eaglettes in the play-offs, they will be talking about it. Big time.But i love it.I love having the defense that will knock you the @#*& out!That's three players in the past two years, two by Robinson.You better believe it's a big deal in that Eagirls locker room. Trust me.Its just the onion guys. When i was in Ga i never had even heard of it. Then i come out here to colorado and its free at every newsstand. Its all a farce. If they're knocking on anyone its the league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Pinkerton Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 (edited) Screw Matt Ryan and the Horse he Road in on! Punk!Screw Vicktard Dome of Dummie and the donkey that dragged him in! Dome of Dork!Your idol got beat down and bloodied up a bit. Live with it! Edited September 24, 2011 by Floyd Pinkerton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celtiksage Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 That was a waist. Is that show for real? Hmmm, both of them look like bags of crapola.The way I see it, it's football. No one was babying Ryan when he was getting get hit late or getting hit helmet to helmet. Not even a flag. So screw them. And then when it counted, Maclin dropped that game ending slant pass that hit him right in the chest. I wonder how much of that drop was because he was expecting to get popped again by Dunta.So yeah, I'm not saying take someone out without remorse and with intent, but hey, once in a while, drill someone so they'll stop kicking your behind and respect that you can hold your own.celtik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supes™ Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 "If you want cheap affection, get yourself a Twitter account." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falconsd56 Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 "If you want cheap affection, get yourself a Twitter account." I dunno if it was on the same video but when they were talking about the ND players....." he broke up a pass.... you cant tell me he was not motivated by a hooker bj"I lost it at that line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aftermath Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 The Onion was good once.....but only once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysfallforward Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 If we play the Eaglettes in the play-offs, they will be talking about it. Big time.But i love it.I love having the defense that will knock you the @#*& out!That's three players in the past two years, two by Robinson.You better believe it's a big deal in that Eagirls locker room. Trust me.not its not..Jackson wasn't looking and Maclin was still trying to catch the ball when he was hit..NOBODY is ashamed of being hit hard when they were focusing on the ball and not the tackler, because they know anybody can light someone up in that situationthe only reason they would talk about it is because they think it was dirty...safeties jack up guys who aren't looking all the time,its nothing to talk about...because they know they don't have to worry about the guy deflecting off a sloppy shoulder tackleguys who make a big deal of those hits usually aren't that good..bottom line, you have to focus on the legit battles of the game for what makes you a good playerMaclin caught the ball DESPITE the hit, the goal of the hit(I hope) is to make him not catch it..and he did...catching it despite the hit is the only impressive thing about that play. Maclin wasn't looking, didn't have a chance to make yards after the hit, therefore there isn't a real battle with the hit..nobody in Philly cares or is ashamed of Maclin and Jackson because of those hits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysfallforward Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 That was a waist. Is that show for real? Hmmm, both of them look like bags of crapola.The way I see it, it's football. No one was babying Ryan when he was getting get hit late or getting hit helmet to helmet. Not even a flag. So screw them. And then when it counted, Maclin dropped that game ending slant pass that hit him right in the chest. I wonder how much of that drop was because he was expecting to get popped again by Dunta.So yeah, I'm not saying take someone out without remorse and with intent, but hey, once in a while, drill someone so they'll stop kicking your behind and respect that you can hold your own.celtikif a guy is killing you through the air, make him catch it after being lit up..I get thatbut I hate the idea that blindsiding a guy is some accomplishment..as I said in my previous post, its not an accomplishment unless its a man on man battle where both have a chance at itsure, make a guy think about you hitting him..why not..but don't act like its some accomplishment to blindside a guy, whatever you think of it, its still not an accomplishment, because anyone can blindside somebody..they aren't looking, and don't have the chance to try to fight and make yardsthere is no evidence that says Maclin dropped it because of Dunta..he was falling to the ground on the drop, and he caught the ball after Dunta hit him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoppy™ Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 How many of you are seriously unfamiliar with the Onion and do not realize that this (as are all of their articles) a joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falconsd56 Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 How many of you are seriously unfamiliar with the Onion and do not realize that this (as are all of their articles) a joke?Even if they are not familiar.... if anyone took what they said seriously they are fning stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCFalcon Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Lol, I thought that was pretty funny. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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