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so yea and i was going to get tickets to go to my first football game in november vs the saints but i suppose that bail will cost the dam $200 that was going to so that's a no... and i haven't drank in over a week to get those tickets, and her and her sister come home drunk from the braves game and fuking fight! bah!

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Sibling fights, those can be brutal! The way I see it , you got a giant "get out of jail" card right now and don't hesitate to remind her how much this BS cost you. You don't mess with a mans football!!! That's the equivalent of you bangin her best friend. Next time get it with your cam and you can work that to a Tosh or Springer appearance. With a Falcon jersey on , of coarse.

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so yea and i was going to get tickets to go to my first football game in november vs the saints but i suppose that bail will cost the dam $200 that was going to so that's a no... and i haven't drank in over a week to get those tickets, and her and her sister come home drunk from the braves game and fuking fight! bah!

Dude! Get your priorities straight! You go to the game and leave your wife in jail!

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Dude! Get your priorities straight! You go to the game and leave your wife in jail!

I agree unless you got a lot of sh!t she can take. Then you gotta wait till the right moment and regain your dominance. Even opposing fans know that never under any cicumstances do you come between a man and his football. That's common knowledge.

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Dude you should never call your wife a dumb *** to the public. What kind of man are you? Not only do you put your wife down but you do it to the public and become a stupid drunk and wine.

I'm going to laugh when your wife find this out and kicks your butt, takes your money and ask swift to go to the game with her.

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Dude! Get your priorities straight! You go to the game and leave your wife in jail!

THATS RIGHT! SHE WAS ON A COMPANY OUTING, WHICH

MEANS SHE HAS A JOB, WHICH MEANS, SHE HAS HER

OWN MONEY, WHICH MEANS ..... SHE'S GOT TO GIVE

YOU YOUR BAIL MONEY BACK

those would have been my conditions, before

I spend my money on her bail. B)

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so yea and i was going to get tickets to go to my first football game in november vs the saints but i suppose that bail will cost the dam $200 that was going to so that's a no... and i haven't drank in over a week to get those tickets, and her and her sister come home drunk from the braves game and fuking fight! bah!

and so concludes another episode of "As the Trailer Park Turns"

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I'm not saying the OP is an alcoholic like some of you are, but Zodiac mentioned a South Park clip so I had to do it. If anyone is offended by some cartoon kids saying a couple of cuss words then don't watch the clips.

By the way when is the last time some of you guys have been out drinking in Atlanta? Drinking can get expensive.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103662/randys-dui

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155157/daddys-very-sick

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155164/were-all-powerless

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155175/randy-is-cured

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