Northern_Falcon Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 BREAKING NEWS. Bears football practice was delayed nearly 2 hrs today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice & called the police & federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season…. Definitely won’t find it week one! Stupid Bears.Bring on the Bears week 1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Man™ Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 BREAKING NEWS. Bears football practice was delayed nearly 2 hrs today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice & called the police & federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season…. Definitely won't find it week one! Stupid Bears.Bring on the Bears week 1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_Lo_Touchdowns Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Awesome lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apl2g Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Lol good 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Birds are the truth Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Be very afraid Lovie! Be very Afraid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoppy™ Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 hehehhehhh... It was a lot more funny before I knew the punchline, but it's still good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewtonLaws Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 LMAO!!! Hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Billings Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 KUDOS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Dave Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 haha golden! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_falcon_fly Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Well done ! LMAO !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedBlack&Red Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Ok Asian....don't really catch all your American jokes. What is the meaning of GOAL LINE?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoppy™ Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 (edited) Ok Asian....don't really catch all your American jokes. What is the meaning of GOAL LINE?!?!?The goal line (the white line a player has to cross to get into the end zone for a touchdown) is marked on the field with a white powder....Since the Bears have a lot of trouble scoring touchdowns, they rarely come in contact with the "white powder" used to mark the goal line... This joke first surfaced right after 9/11 when there were a lot of Anthrax scares, where in numerous places around the country, everything came to a halt when suspicious white powder was discovered.... Edited August 29, 2011 by Hoppy™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durrtay Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Great thread lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre5000 Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Be very afraid Lovie! Be very Afraid!LoL. Hard to believe thats the same guy that played the Boondock Saints guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xx FaLcOhoLiC Xx Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonDaLuvMaker Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 BREAKING NEWS. Bears football practice was delayed nearly 2 hrs today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice & called the police & federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season…. Definitely won’t find it week one! Stupid Bears.Bring on the Bears week 1! Lol!!! +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Birds are the truth Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 LoL. Hard to believe thats the same guy that played the Boondock Saints guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chi City Falcon Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHA this is golden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern_Falcon Posted August 29, 2011 Author Share Posted August 29, 2011 haha +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmite Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngbloodz Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Ehh, heard it before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MountainFalcon Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Funny..Funny.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyNastyBird Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 BREAKING NEWS. Bears football practice was delayed nearly 2 hrs today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice & called the police & federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season…. Definitely won’t find it week one! Stupid Bears.Bring on the Bears week 1! i saw this already except it was uga fans sayin it to georgia tech fan.... dont act like u made that up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dem Birds Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 So wait, there are people alive that haven't seen this joke before? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califalconfan84 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 BREAKING NEWS. Bears football practice was delayed nearly 2 hrs today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice & called the police & federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season…. Definitely won't find it week one! Stupid Bears.Bring on the Bears week 1! I dont know if im stupid, or if you wrote that really well cause i didnt get the joke till 2/3 of the way reading it. That is the funniest sh^t i have heard about football since the Come On Man Segment when that player was wearing a wife beater. AWESOME :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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