Northern_Falcon Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 BREAKING NEWS. Bears football practice was delayed nearly 2 hrs today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice & called the police & federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season…. Definitely won’t find it week one! Stupid Bears.Bring on the Bears week 1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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