Supes™ Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Of course this is make-believe. They don't read these boards and that's a good thing, right? RIGHT? Since I started this here thread, I guess I'll go first:Supes: Mike Mularkey, I love ya, man, I do. I believe you have a great football mind and can help get us to the Promised Land with your experience as a head coach and a coordinator, but you catch a lot of heat in here for being too vanilla and conservative with your play-calling, not opening up the playbook, all that stuff. What say you?MM: Well Supes, you DO realize it's just preseason, right? Do you want me to show the entire NFL our playbook this early on? Supes: No, but we do wanna see Matt chunk it long a few times, ya know? Can he chunk it long on a fairly regular basis and be accurate? You know, stretch the field and all that stuff?MM: Well, you'll just have to wait and see.Supes: Been waiting 3 years now.MM: Don't be a smart azz!Supes: Sorry. BTW, when are ya gonna call it quits on that roll-out right 'waggle' play? It ain't never good for nothin' but taking time off the clock and puttin' the ball in the stands.MM: I'll call it quits when he finally completes a pass on my waggle play, ok? I'm determined it's gonna work eventually.Supes: "Eventually" can be a long, long time, ya know?MM: You wanna step outside now and settle this, or do ya wanna talk to Brian?Supes: Ummm,...where's Brian?Brian: Hi Supes. Whatdaya want?Supes: Hi Brian. I love ya man, I really do, mustache and all. I think you're a fine defensive coordinator, I really do! I like the way you've been bringing the heat with them blitzes, yes sir! I just have one little question, if you don't mind.Brian: Yeah, okay. What is it?Supes: I've noticed that while your D can bring the heat, rarely does anybody seem to be able to wrap up the quarterback and sack that SOB. Opposing quarterbacks look like Fran Tarkenton on steroids and more elusive than Sasquatch. Is there a reason for that? I mean, we all know that Abe is gonna get his sacks and all, but is he supposed to do it all alone?Brian: Whatdaya think we signed Edwards for? His good looks?Supes: Well no, but.........Brian: You wanna step outside and settle this now, or do ya wanna talk to Smitty?Supes: Where's Smitty?Smitty: Hi Supes. Whatdaya wanna know?Supes: Hi coach! I just wanna know if....Smitty: You wanna step outside and settle this now, or do ya wanna talk to Arthur?Supes: Where's Arthur? :unsure:Next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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