swift Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 When remember years back I took a midget stripper to a Falcons game ? I have pics I'll post later . Anyway she is finally single from her jarhead boyfriend that was abusive to her and left her alone while he was fighting terrorist in Afghanstan . Well he is a big jags fan and a big David Garrard fan . We need to beat these Jags to make her happy fellas . It will mean so much to me . I do love this midget stripper and I'm actually thinking about asking her to the Eagles vs Falcons game and have one of the frisbee dogs bring her a ring and ask her to marry me on jumbotron . I'm waiting on Falcons management to get back to me cause there might be a issue with Vick there and a dog . Anyway please beat the Jags tonight for me and her .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basketballjones72 Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Pics, or it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vel Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Haha!I hope dude got the girl the other day though but this was a funny post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtlanticFit Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 The funniest thing about that post was dude actually came back and said "Oh know! What have I done?!" That thread was wrong in so many ways yet one of the funniest I have seen in a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tandy Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 It's possible we win, but I wouldn't count on it too much. Smith could care less about the win in the preseason. He's all about evaluation. He does things to see players in specific conditions which often hinder our chances to win. I'm okay with that, but it is frustrating to a lot of fans. Like telling our returners to fair catch so he could see the team drive down the field. Those are things that are riskier to complete in the long run, but give him valuable information about the players he wants to keep.We will see a little more of the competitive nature in the 3rd game though. Good luck with your little girlfriend, though. I hope it works out for you. As for the mean, abusive guy, he'll get his payback in regular season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRUNKuno Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 O_oWtf??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Syrup Golden 32 Oz Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Hilarious!!! IF you remember the thread being spoofed! Comedy gold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkerFalcon8710 Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Oooo I see what you do here.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raysnill1 Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 The funniest thing about that post was dude actually came back and said "Oh know! What have I done?!" That thread was wrong in so many ways yet one of the funniest I have seen in a long time.I had to stay out of that post cause it would have gotten real ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtybirdz10984 Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 (edited) i wonder how his situation turned out Edited August 19, 2011 by dirtydirty10984 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam25 Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 lmao if this is a joke its howls if its serious , GO FALCONS hahaa good luck bud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern_Falcon Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 When remember years back I took a midget stripper to a Falcons game ? I have pics I'll post later . Anyway she is finally single from her jarhead boyfriend that was abusive to her and left her alone while he was fighting terrorist in Afghanstan . Well he is a big jags fan and a big David Garrard fan . We need to beat these Jags to make her happy fellas . It will mean so much to me . I do love this midget stripper and I'm actually thinking about asking her to the Eagles vs Falcons game and have one of the frisbee dogs bring her a ring and ask her to marry me on jumbotron . I'm waiting on Falcons management to get back to me cause there might be a issue with Vick there and a dog . Anyway please beat the Jags tonight for me and her ..You should put a link back to the original because a lot of people don't know it but +1 for you because this is mad funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkerFalcon8710 Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 i wonder how his situation turned outO... he went and GOT what was HIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDaveG Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Epic. +1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam25 Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Pics, or it didn't happen.lmao this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrews_31 Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 I'm crying man!!! You had to get your inner "jb-hendu" on! :lol: When remember years back I took a midget stripper to a Falcons game ? I have pics I'll post later . Anyway she is finally single from her jarhead boyfriend that was abusive to her and left her alone while he was fighting terrorist in Afghanstan . Well he is a big jags fan and a big David Garrard fan . We need to beat these Jags to make her happy fellas . It will mean so much to me . I do love this midget stripper and I'm actually thinking about asking her to the Eagles vs Falcons game and have one of the frisbee dogs bring her a ring and ask her to marry me on jumbotron . I'm waiting on Falcons management to get back to me cause there might be a issue with Vick there and a dog . Anyway please beat the Jags tonight for me and her .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peyton Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Well played sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamee101 Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 He probably still has yet to see her disrobe...smh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransack Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 It's possible we win, but I wouldn't count on it too much. Smith could care less about the win in the preseason. He's all about evaluation. He does things to see players in specific conditions which often hinder our chances to win. I'm okay with that, but it is frustrating to a lot of fans. Like telling our returners to fair catch so he could see the team drive down the field. Those are things that are riskier to complete in the long run, but give him valuable information about the players he wants to keep.We will see a little more of the competitive nature in the 3rd game though. Good luck with your little girlfriend, though. I hope it works out for you. As for the mean, abusive guy, he'll get his payback in regular season.I hope you're being facetious..... or else this thread went way over your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peyton Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 You should put a link back to the original because a lot of people don't know it but +1 for you because this is mad funnyNah it's funnier that half the people don't know what it is about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconPio Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 (edited) Edit: OK I get it now. Its a spoof. i remember Edited August 19, 2011 by FalconPio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kschreck Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Nah it's funnier that half the people don't know what it is about.That's true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tandy Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 I hope you're being facetious..... or else this thread went way over your head.I would never be facetious. I may be humorous as times, but never inappropriately. I will only say that I am familiar with the first thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blizzard_falcon Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Haha, nicely done. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck The Falcon Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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