raysnill1 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Dad buys a LIE DETECTOR ROBOT which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner.Dad: Son, where were you today?Son: At school dadROBOT SLAPS SONSon: Ok, I watched a DVD at my friend's house!Dad: What DVD?Son: Toy StoryROBOT SLAPS SONSon: Ok! It was a pornDad: WHAT! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!ROBOT SLAPS DADMOM: (laughing) He is certainly YOUR sonROBOT SLAPS MOM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdz4i Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FalconPio Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 :lol: !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chitown2ATL_Falcon Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Dad buys a LIE DETECTOR ROBOT which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner.Dad: Son, where were you today?Son: At school dadROBOT SLAPS SONSon: Ok, I watched a DVD at my friend's house!Dad: What DVD?Son: Toy StoryROBOT SLAPS SONSon: Ok! It was a pornDad: WHAT! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!ROBOT SLAPS DADMOM: (laughing) He is certainly YOUR sonROBOT SLAPS MOM :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern_Falcon Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 :mellow: :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Birds are the truth Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoLuvinMyFalcons Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Yes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConradBlack Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 I don't get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavvyFalcon89 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 LOL!!!!!! GOOD ONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=abrahamburger= Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 I don't get itROBOT SLAPS CONRADBLACK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raysnill1 Posted August 18, 2011 Author Share Posted August 18, 2011 I don't get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Birds are the truth Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 ROBOT SLAPS CONRADBLACK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phattywankenobi Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtybyrdGA Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Good one, I had to chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vel Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Haha! Great joke! Definitely showed the coworkers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raysnill1 Posted August 18, 2011 Author Share Posted August 18, 2011 A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.""What?" said the puzzled groom."How can that be if you've been married ten times?""Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!""Good," said the new husband, "but, why?""You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest mashburn Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 So I married a blonde. And as many as you all know, she is the best wife in the world. She got me season tickets ever since we got married. And this year she topped it with also going to the game opener at chicago.But today I am left shaking my head at her. Because I read this joke to her, and she looks at me and says "i don't get it". So I explain it; she still doesn't get it.She has done the many many times of "I don't get it"jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dem Birds Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 I don't get itYou were already negged but even if you weren't, i would have +1 you haha. I laughed out loud. ...now that laugh was predicated on you joking. If you weren't, someone should neg you again lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mashburn Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Both great jokes but the second one had me dying laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YKW Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 more talk about me, less bad jokes, and lines about bottle blondes with black roots.im coming to my town in my house to destroy y'all. If you though Kolb worked y'all you aint seen what i can do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dem Birds Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 more talk about me, less bad jokes, and lines about bottle blondes with black roots.im coming to my town in my house to destroy y'all. If you though Kolb worked y'all you aint seen what i can do.It's him! GET HIM!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YKW Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 It's him! GET HIM!!!!! you are my fan. you will be cheering for me when I come back. I am an irresistible force Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mashburn Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 more talk about me, less bad jokes, and lines about bottle blondes with black roots.im coming to my town in my house to destroy y'all. If you though Kolb worked y'all you aint seen what i can do.Great it's black beans. They always give me the runs. And he knows corn on the kolb always works a number on me for many reasons, one:i can never destroy it, and two: it sticks in my teeth days later.Oh wait this is prick the vick talking. Well what I said earlier is still correct, cause vick will run all over the place with our improved defense.(dude these trolls have to come up with better crap then this) (this was way to easy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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