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BGrimes20 Brent Grimes

Why did this dude, in a completely empty restroom, use the urinal right next to me. Talk about awkward.. Essential man law violation

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Hey, @TheBrandoHarv @DFranks24 @TwentyAte28 can y'all explain why @rbush36 felt the need to pose 4 this pic twitpic.com/64xath

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BGrimes20 Brent Grimes

Why did this dude, in a completely empty restroom, use the urinal right next to me. Talk about awkward.. Essential man law violation

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BGrimes20 Brent Grimes

Hey, @TheBrandoHarv @DFranks24 @TwentyAte28 can y'all explain why @rbush36 felt the need to pose 4 this pic twitpic.com/64xath

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I have one better....Went to the restroom at work and saw this dude at the center urinal with his pants at his ankles...bare *** cheeks staring me in the face! I had to leave quickly for two reasons:

1. To keep from pissing on my self!

2. To keep from busting out laughing in his face! Everytime I pass him in the hallway I have to hold in the laughter til he gets out of earshot!

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I have one better....Went to the restroom at work and saw this dude at the center urinal with his pants at his ankles...bare *** cheeks staring me in the face! I had to leave quickly for two reasons:

1. To keep from pissing on my self!

2. To keep from busting out laughing in his face! Everytime I pass him in the hallway I have to hold in the laughter til he gets out of earshot!

LMAO I would have gave him a very loud WTF MAN.

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That is another man law. Some guy tried doing that crap with me at work a couple month ago... I later find out he is gay. That solved everything.

This painter at my job did that to me. Trying to hold a convo about God while I'm on the crapper. That's just one place you dont discuss the lord. He left out after I started making noises lol

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I have one better....Went to the restroom at work and saw this dude at the center urinal with his pants at his ankles...bare *** cheeks staring me in the face! I had to leave quickly for two reasons:

1. To keep from pissing on my self!

2. To keep from busting out laughing in his face! Everytime I pass him in the hallway I have to hold in the laughter til he gets out of earshot!

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My strict adherance to man-laws prevented me from standing in the immediate vincinity of another male with his bunz hanging out!!

See with me, I hold my head down anytime I walk in the restroom. WTF would have been the first thing that came out my mouth before I ran out. No way I would stay in there and get a possible advance...No sir lol

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This painter at my job did that to me. Trying to hold a convo about God while I'm on the crapper. That's just one place you dont discuss the lord. He left out after I started making noises lol

No way and no how man. No talking, none. Not even with my wife. I lock the door, light the incense, and imagine a fleur at the bottom of the pot. No convo on the man-toilet.

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I use the "private" stalls man. I have a man fear that my pee-pee may fall off if some dude peeks at it.

I went to a strip club when I was 21 and they had a tub like thing to pee in. That was very uncomfortable. I was by myself at first then 2 more guys walked in. I was actually afraid

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I went to a strip club when I was 21 and they had a tub like thing to pee in. That was very uncomfortable. I was by myself at first then 2 more guys walked in. I was actually afraid

When I was in my twenties I worked as a bouncer at a couple of clubs and that was the best they had to offer as well. I think its universal. I took an oath that I would use the pottie before and after work. Those things send bad news back at you. You know what men do when they are in those things?

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No way and no how man. No talking, none. Not even with my wife. I lock the door, light the incense, and imagine a fleur at the bottom of the pot. No convo on the man-toilet.

I have a daughter thats about to turn 1 and she walks in there and starts playing with stuff while I'm on the toilet lol. I can't close the door because I dont want her to get into anything while I'm not around.

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When I was in my twenties I worked as a bouncer at a couple of clubs and that was the best they had to offer as well. I think its universal. I took an oath that I would use the pottie before and after work. Those things send bad news back at you. You know what men do when they are in those things?

lol exactly

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