Tribal Chief Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 BGrimes20 Brent Grimes Why did this dude, in a completely empty restroom, use the urinal right next to me. Talk about awkward.. Essential man law violation2 hours ago Favorite Retweet ReplyBGrimes20 Brent Grimes Hey, @TheBrandoHarv @DFranks24 @TwentyAte28 can y'all explain why @rbush36 felt the need to pose 4 this pic twitpic.com/64xath5 hours ago Favorite Retweet Replyhttp://twitpic.com/show/large/64xath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoMoreVick Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Good call, Grimes.That is a top-three man rule broken right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal Chief Posted August 12, 2011 Author Share Posted August 12, 2011 Good call, Grimes.That is a top-three man rule broken right there.This dude did that crap one day at work. I was to mad. Another thing I hate is when people try to hold a freakin convo while you're handling your business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Falcon Jedi Knight Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 That happened to me at a bar the other night and i complained the exact same thing. You NEVER take a urinal right next to another man if there is another one available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Falcon Jedi Knight Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 This dude did that crap one day at work. I was to mad. Another thing I hate is when people try to hold a freakin convo while you're handling your businessI hate that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal Chief Posted August 12, 2011 Author Share Posted August 12, 2011 That happened to me at a bar the other night and i complained the exact same thing. You NEVER take a urinal right next to another man if there is another one available.I always stand back and check for small bumps in the mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of God Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 BGrimes20 Brent Grimes Why did this dude, in a completely empty restroom, use the urinal right next to me. Talk about awkward.. Essential man law violation2 hours ago Favorite Retweet ReplyBGrimes20 Brent Grimes Hey, @TheBrandoHarv @DFranks24 @TwentyAte28 can y'all explain why @rbush36 felt the need to pose 4 this pic twitpic.com/64xath5 hours ago Favorite Retweet Replyhttp://twitpic.com/show/large/64xath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal Chief Posted August 12, 2011 Author Share Posted August 12, 2011 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmbutts Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I have one better....Went to the restroom at work and saw this dude at the center urinal with his pants at his ankles...bare *** cheeks staring me in the face! I had to leave quickly for two reasons:1. To keep from pissing on my self!2. To keep from busting out laughing in his face! Everytime I pass him in the hallway I have to hold in the laughter til he gets out of earshot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal Chief Posted August 12, 2011 Author Share Posted August 12, 2011 I have one better....Went to the restroom at work and saw this dude at the center urinal with his pants at his ankles...bare *** cheeks staring me in the face! I had to leave quickly for two reasons:1. To keep from pissing on my self!2. To keep from busting out laughing in his face! Everytime I pass him in the hallway I have to hold in the laughter til he gets out of earshot!LMAO I would have gave him a very loud WTF MAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdz4i Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 maybe he is an undercover drug tester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0D3RNW4RR10R Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 This dude did that crap one day at work. I was to mad. Another thing I hate is when people try to hold a freakin convo while you're handling your businessThat is another man law. Some guy tried doing that crap with me at work a couple month ago... I later find out he is gay. That solved everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B^rooklyn Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 The Guy Was Either Gay.. Or A Brent Grimes Fanatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmbutts Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 LMAO I would have gave him a very loud WTF MAN.My strict adherance to man-laws prevented me from standing in the immediate vincinity of another male with his bunz hanging out!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of God Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 My strict adherance to man-laws prevented me from standing in the immediate vincinity of another male with his bunz hanging out!!I use the "private" stalls man. I have a man fear that my pee-pee may fall off if some dude peeks at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal Chief Posted August 12, 2011 Author Share Posted August 12, 2011 That is another man law. Some guy tried doing that crap with me at work a couple month ago... I later find out he is gay. That solved everything.This painter at my job did that to me. Trying to hold a convo about God while I'm on the crapper. That's just one place you dont discuss the lord. He left out after I started making noises lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight Schrute Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I have one better....Went to the restroom at work and saw this dude at the center urinal with his pants at his ankles...bare *** cheeks staring me in the face! I had to leave quickly for two reasons:1. To keep from pissing on my self!2. To keep from busting out laughing in his face! Everytime I pass him in the hallway I have to hold in the laughter til he gets out of earshot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmbutts Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I use the "private" stalls man. I have a man fear that my pee-pee may fall off if some dude peeks at it.Too Funny!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal Chief Posted August 12, 2011 Author Share Posted August 12, 2011 My strict adherance to man-laws prevented me from standing in the immediate vincinity of another male with his bunz hanging out!!See with me, I hold my head down anytime I walk in the restroom. WTF would have been the first thing that came out my mouth before I ran out. No way I would stay in there and get a possible advance...No sir lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of God Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 This painter at my job did that to me. Trying to hold a convo about God while I'm on the crapper. That's just one place you dont discuss the lord. He left out after I started making noises lolNo way and no how man. No talking, none. Not even with my wife. I lock the door, light the incense, and imagine a fleur at the bottom of the pot. No convo on the man-toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmbutts Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 +1!!!!I was thinking to myself man, i have not seen that since elementary school! lolol!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal Chief Posted August 12, 2011 Author Share Posted August 12, 2011 I use the "private" stalls man. I have a man fear that my pee-pee may fall off if some dude peeks at it.I went to a strip club when I was 21 and they had a tub like thing to pee in. That was very uncomfortable. I was by myself at first then 2 more guys walked in. I was actually afraid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of God Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I went to a strip club when I was 21 and they had a tub like thing to pee in. That was very uncomfortable. I was by myself at first then 2 more guys walked in. I was actually afraidWhen I was in my twenties I worked as a bouncer at a couple of clubs and that was the best they had to offer as well. I think its universal. I took an oath that I would use the pottie before and after work. Those things send bad news back at you. You know what men do when they are in those things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal Chief Posted August 12, 2011 Author Share Posted August 12, 2011 No way and no how man. No talking, none. Not even with my wife. I lock the door, light the incense, and imagine a fleur at the bottom of the pot. No convo on the man-toilet.I have a daughter thats about to turn 1 and she walks in there and starts playing with stuff while I'm on the toilet lol. I can't close the door because I dont want her to get into anything while I'm not around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal Chief Posted August 12, 2011 Author Share Posted August 12, 2011 When I was in my twenties I worked as a bouncer at a couple of clubs and that was the best they had to offer as well. I think its universal. I took an oath that I would use the pottie before and after work. Those things send bad news back at you. You know what men do when they are in those things?lol exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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