Borat Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 (edited) Guys you all have been bagging on the large sum of money a certain Tampa-based team gave a slightly above average punter this offseason, saying that it is "too much" and "insane." From my perspective however, this was the smartest move of this Free Agency period. Why? This move was a brilliant counter to the Falcons' signing of Ray Edwards. Just think; with the amount of times the aforementioned team will be punting next year, said punter will be getting at least as many touches as their excellent Running Back, perhaps more. And when you plan on giving a guy that many touches in your offense, it is vital that such a important cog be a high performing one, hence the need for a big deal. Similarly, I was ecstatic hearing the news of the re-signing of our great kicker, Matt Bryant. When averaging at least 35 points a game, it is of the utmost importance that one's team have a kicker capable of tacking on 6 or 7 extra points per game in, say, a rout of the Eagles in week two.In summation, great move by both front offices; I look forward to another exciting NFL season in 2011-12! Edited July 30, 2011 by Borat.Sagdiyev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoeSr Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Guys you all have been bagging on the large sum of money a certain Tampa-based team gave a slightly above average punter this offseason, saying that it is "too much" and "insane." From my perspective however, this was the smartest move of this Free Agency period. Why? Just think; with the amount of times the aforementioned team will be punting next year, said punter will be getting at least as many touches as their excellent Running Back, perhaps more. And when you plan on giving a guy that many touches in your offense, it is vital that such a vital cog be a high performing one, hence the need for a big deal. Similarly, I was ecstatic hearing the news of the re-signing of our great kicker, Matt Bryant. When averaging at least 35 points a game, it is of the utmost importance that one's team have a kicker capable of tacking on 6 or 7 extra points per game in, say, a rout of the Eagles in week two.In summation, great move by both front offices; I look forward to another exciting NFL season in 2011-12!Clever, very, very sly, witty, and clever Borat! I like your wit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of God Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Guys you all have been bagging on the large sum of money a certain Tampa-based team gave a slightly above average punter this offseason, saying that it is "too much" and "insane." From my perspective however, this was the smartest move of this Free Agency period. Why? Just think; with the amount of times the aforementioned team will be punting next year, said punter will be getting at least as many touches as their excellent Running Back, perhaps more. And when you plan on giving a guy that many touches in your offense, it is vital that such a vital cog be a high performing one, hence the need for a big deal. Similarly, I was ecstatic hearing the news of the re-signing of our great kicker, Matt Bryant. When averaging at least 35 points a game, it is of the utmost importance that one's team have a kicker capable of tacking on 6 or 7 extra points per game in, say, a rout of the Eagles in week two.In summation, great move by both front offices; I look forward to another exciting NFL season in 2011-12!LMBO!!! Funniest post I have seen in years! HALL OF FAME!!!This needs to be pinned or HoFed or something. Old school!!! :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Freeman Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Hey, hey, hey, hey... Hold up. Hold up. Hold up!Who you calling "you people"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SetzerFalcon Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Freeman Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 ...you made all good points by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Insano Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 What do you mean "you people"???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SetzerFalcon Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Hey, hey, hey, hey... Hold up. Hold up. Hold up!Who you calling "you people"?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAlVKgl_zCQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Insano Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 What do you mean "you people"????Late again!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borat Posted July 30, 2011 Author Share Posted July 30, 2011 Very nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interceptor430 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 What do you mean "you people"????You don't understand that? :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twoism Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Guys, guys, guys...What do you mean YOU PEOPLE?Remember that quote?! Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_ELLIS24 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Tampa gave $19.5M to a freakin' punter!!!and a 3rd-rate punter at that. 'Nuff said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borat Posted July 30, 2011 Author Share Posted July 30, 2011 Tampa gave $19.5M to a freakin' punter!!!and a 3rd-rate punter at that. 'Nuff said!*Whoosh*(joke rushing right over his his head) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revenge Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Nicely done Borat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Fantom Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Guys you all have been bagging on the large sum of money a certain Tampa-based team gave a slightly above average punter this offseason, saying that it is "too much" and "insane." From my perspective however, this was the smartest move of this Free Agency period. Why? This move was a brilliant counter to the Falcons' signing of Ray Edwards. Just think; with the amount of times the aforementioned team will be punting next year, said punter will be getting at least as many touches as their excellent Running Back, perhaps more. And when you plan on giving a guy that many touches in your offense, it is vital that such a important cog be a high performing one, hence the need for a big deal. Similarly, I was ecstatic hearing the news of the re-signing of our great kicker, Matt Bryant. When averaging at least 35 points a game, it is of the utmost importance that one's team have a kicker capable of tacking on 6 or 7 extra points per game in, say, a rout of the Eagles in week two.In summation, great move by both front offices; I look forward to another exciting NFL season in 2011-12!Good point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SetzerFalcon Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Oh dear god...what has been seen cannot be unseen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borat Posted July 30, 2011 Author Share Posted July 30, 2011 Oh dear god...what has been seen cannot be unseen...Best owner in all of Kazakhstan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMikey Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Guys you all have been bagging on the large sum of money a certain Tampa-based team gave a slightly above average punter this offseason, saying that it is "too much" and "insane." From my perspective however, this was the smartest move of this Free Agency period. Why? This move was a brilliant counter to the Falcons' signing of Ray Edwards. Just think; with the amount of times the aforementioned team will be punting next year, said punter will be getting at least as many touches as their excellent Running Back, perhaps more. And when you plan on giving a guy that many touches in your offense, it is vital that such a important cog be a high performing one, hence the need for a big deal. Similarly, I was ecstatic hearing the news of the re-signing of our great kicker, Matt Bryant. When averaging at least 35 points a game, it is of the utmost importance that one's team have a kicker capable of tacking on 6 or 7 extra points per game in, say, a rout of the Eagles in week two.In summation, great move by both front offices; I look forward to another exciting NFL season in 2011-12!Hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borat Posted July 31, 2011 Author Share Posted July 31, 2011 HahahahaJust stuck this in RC. Let's see how they respond :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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