Statick Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Blank: Why'd we hire this over-glorified waterboy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DD: Objective Elite Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Benson: Humph ar DerpBlank: You line jumping ****, I was here first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theyhateme : ) Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Blank: Why'd we hire this over-glorified waterboy?Blank: "No I don't want water...End this Lockout Now!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phattywankenobi Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Jerry: I'm on to you Artie. I know Roger is bringing me all of these beverages so I'll stay in the restroom during the meetings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rightsaidfred Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Rog: "Just try this water, and tell me if it's not the best you've ever had. All I need is a few more investors in my 'Goodell Boy Water' business, and we'll all be rich.........rich, I tell you - rich!!"Blank - {I'm not even going to look at him, much less take any of his frickin water"}Jones - {"HeII, I'll take anything if it's free"} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tandy Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Blank: I said on the rocks - shaken but not stirred. Can't you get anything right?Jones: The help these days .... SMH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mashburn Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Roger: can we put out the fire (lockout) with these water bottles?Blank: thats what you brought to try to make the players vote yes? I'm not giving them a dime, and I'm telling my whole D to smack brees up and down the field all day when we face them, and everytime Ryan gets the ball I am going to make him turn over the ball to Lofton and turner and let them run there D over.Jones: wow someone brought me high qualittt...tt...yy H H HHH 2 O. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Right Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Jones: Thanks for the water, Roger.Blank: Nope, I only drink Pellegrino or Fiji. Try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Fantom Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 (edited) Jones: What! The players want us to be tested for HGH also!?!Blank: Im not taking it! Edited July 21, 2011 by Falcon Fantom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Fantom Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 (edited) Jones: What! The players want us to be tested for HGH also?!Blank: Im not taking it!! Edited July 21, 2011 by Falcon Fantom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RHEC Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Blank: Why'd we hire this over-glorified waterboy?Goodell: Blah blah blahJones: blah blah blahBlank: I hope somebody takes out Tom Brady and Drew Brees knees out for holding up the cba and trying to screw us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mashburn Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 what the heck did I get negged for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rightsaidfred Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 what the heck did I get negged for?Apparently, the children are playing on the internet again..................I +'d you, that's the best I can do......-_- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mashburn Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Apparently, the children are playing on the internet again..................I +'d you, that's the best I can do......-_-lol well it didn't help. ph great now I am heading towards being on the positive side to being on the negative side. mean mean kids and taint fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borat Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 lol well it didn't help. ph great now I am heading towards being on the positive side to being on the negative side. mean mean kids and taint fans. You probably ****** someone off and they made 4 accounts to stalk your posts and neg you. It's happened to me a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Falcon Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Jones: Thanks for the water, Roger.Blank: Nope, I only drink Pellegrino or Fiji. Try again.LOLOLOL! You are a good troll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Bird 2 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 If it doesn't include an 8 ball of coke, I'm not signing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chitowndirtybird Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Blank: Why'd we hire this over-glorified waterboy?Goodell: "Man these hemorrhoids are killing me"Jones: "Water sucks, it really really sucks!"Blank: "I wonder what kind of soup I'll be having tonight, I do so love soup." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mashburn Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 You probably ****** someone off and they made 4 accounts to stalk your posts and neg you. It's happened to me a few times.I'm so upset. I worked so hard on my reputation. I could quickly spit out some names.wait why am Iupset on something that doesn't mean anything? :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metatron360 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 You probly get negged if you say anything about getting negged. But yea the soup one was great. Very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SugarNips Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Jerry: Ran out of TP in the bathroom and had to use 100 dollar bills to finish up.Blank: If I had a nickel for every time thats happened I'd be a rich man... oh wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltstorm2 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 (edited) Blank: Why'd we hire this over-glorified waterboy?Blank: " I SAID THREE *****!!! not two....THREE!!! " Crosses arms. Edited July 21, 2011 by ltstorm2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quizztorris Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Blank: Why'd we hire this over-glorified waterboy?Roger "Mr. Jones, we've successfully infiltrated the team from the alternate universe. We'll have your son back shortly."Arthur "Is the machine ready?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karst41 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Goddell:I brought 3 bottles of water.Jones:I told you to get 3 cup o gator aide you idiot!Blank:(sigh) If Emmitt from TATF were here, this thing would have been resolved months ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mashburn Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 (edited) +1 karst41. best one I think I have seen. Edited July 22, 2011 by mashburn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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