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Qb fight club. Round 1.


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Personally, I see round one as,

Ryan/Freeman

Ryan opening up with a few swings at Freeman's head, before his hand gets stuck in the Fro'. Freeman spinning around relentlessly, Ryan taking flight, with his hand still stuck. Freeman releases Ryan from the Fro-grip™ just as he reaches maximum spin speed, flinging Ryan into a nearby brick wall, knocking him out. Freeman wins without throwing a punch.

Brees/Newton

Newton opens up by charging Brees. Brees appears to have too much mobility, and his small frame allows him to dodge Newton's attempts at contact. Brees is able to work Newton over, with a flurry of punches in the face and ribs. Newton pulls out a power cord from a stolen laptop, trips Brees up and hogties him. Battered and beaten, Newton luckily pulls out the win.

Round 2. (imo) Freeman vs Newton.

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Personally, I see round one as,

Ryan/Freeman

Ryan opening up with a few swings at Freeman's head, before his hand gets stuck in the Fro'. Freeman spinning around relentlessly, Ryan taking flight, with his hand still stuck. Freeman releases Ryan from the Fro-grip™ just as he reaches maximum spin speed, flinging Ryan into a nearby brick wall, knocking him out. Freeman wins without throwing a punch.

Brees/Newton

Newton opens up by charging Brees. Brees appears to have too much mobility, and his small frame allows him to dodge Newton's attempts at contact. Brees is able to work Newton over, with a flurry of punches in the face and ribs. Newton pulls out a power cord from a stolen laptop, trips Brees up and hogties him. Battered and beaten, Newton luckily pulls out the win.

Round 2. (imo) Freeman vs Newton.

Im sorry i read the post wrong.

.1) freeman, way stronger and quicker

.2)Newton, because brees is weak. I say newton hits him one time and brees falls out.

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Newton would own white guy, and jb and I would take care of ryan for freeman. Thats the kinda guys jb and I are.

The two africans in the final round.

On a side note I would love to see clausen and ryan go at it

Newton would own white guy, and jb and I take care of ryan for freeman. Thats the kinda guys jb and I are.

The two africans in the final round.

On a side note I would love to see clausen and ryan go at it

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Newton would own white guy, and jb and I would take care of ryan for freeman. Thats the kinda guys jb and I are.

The two africans in the final round.

On a side note I would love to see clausen and ryan go at it

:lol: Poor Ryan. 2 on 1 , kid doesn't stand a chance.

To gain self esteem, Ryan may very well pick a fight with Clausen. I was able to snap a shot of them going at it.

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Ryan just edges Clausen out. Self Esteem is increased, and Ryan no longer has to cry in the shower. All is fine again.

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The NFCE version of Round 1. Personally, I see it as;

Romo/Vick

Vick starts the fight by throwing a bar of wet soap on the ground. He's hoping to utilize a fighting style he learned in prison. Romo avoids whatever Vick was trying to accomplish. Romo scatters on the ground several indecent pictures of Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood..Vick runs off with 'em. Fight over. Romo wins.

Eli/McNabb

I'm just going to skip this one. I think we're all in agreement that McNabb would crush Eli. No descriptions needed.

NFCE Round 2:

McNabb vs Romo.

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Yeah. I'm bored with this lockout.

Round 1.

Ryan vs Freeman.

Brees vs Newton.

and for our NFCE brothers.

Romo vs Vick

McNabb vs Eli

Opinions of the outcome.

Ok. Mattie goes chemical/nuclear/biological weapon on poor Joshie Pooh from the jump. Once Joshie closes within 5 yards, Mattie gives him a facefull of "the Stain" Ryan wins by knockout.

Newton just stands there and smiles while Brees tears up his ankle because Cam is so much taller than Drew. Finally Cam has enough and hits him on the head with a HP. Cam wins by knock out.

Romo attempts to drill Vick in the chest, but Vick is just too quick and then shanks him. Vick in a fatality.

McNabb crams two double packs of oreos into Eli's mouth and chokes him out. Peyton attempts to get involved, but Strahan was about to deliver pizza to Donovan and instead locks onto Peyton. McNabb in a submission.

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Newton would own white guy, and jb and I would take care of ryan for freeman. Thats the kinda guys jb and I are.

The two africans in the final round.

On a side note I would love to see clausen and ryan go at it

Newton would own white guy, and jb and I take care of ryan for freeman. Thats the kinda guys jb and I are.

The two africans in the final round.

On a side note I would love to see clausen and ryan go at it

HeII, I've got grandchildren that'd be able to take care of Ryan!laugh.gif

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Guest jb aka johnnybuc

:lol: Poor Ryan. 2 on 1 , kid doesn't stand a chance.

To gain self esteem, Ryan may very well pick a fight with Clausen. I was able to snap a shot of them going at it.

cat-bites-how-to-treat.jpg

Ryan just edges Clausen out. Self Esteem is increased, and Ryan no longer has to cry in the shower. All is fine again.

until he $hits himself again!laugh.gif

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Ryan and Brees would both get beat down by either Cam or Freeman. I think it would end up with Freeman winning, Cam in second and Ryan and Brees tieing in a mighty slapfest. Neither seem like the fighting type to me; however, either one of them could take Clausen with ease.

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