Finally Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Well I saw A draft, the one coming into my home because of the tornado ripping off the side of my home and all the damage to the roof. Needless to say even had I been in the frame of mind to watch it we had no power.I feel like (this time figuratively not literally) I am in the dark. I know who we took obviously but give me any other newsworthy bullet points for the last couple of weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of God Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Well I saw A draft, the one coming into my home because of the tornado ripping off the side of my home and all the damage to the roof. Needless to say even had I been in the frame of mind to watch it we had no power.I feel like (this time figuratively not literally) I am in the dark. I know who we took obviously but give me any other newsworthy bullet points for the last couple of weeks.Man, I'm sorry to hear this old friend. How are you dealing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulitik Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Sorry about your house, glad you and your fam weren't hurt.The draft, here's what you missed:Roger Goodell, desperate for any positive reaction due to the animus of the many drunk, booing Jets fans in attendance, spooned with every pick in the first round on stage, for about 20 minutes each.Chris Berman ran out of clever plays on words off of draft pick names, subsequently shot himself on stage.John Gruden's refusal to say anything bad or question any team's decision prompted the Browns to draft a 90 year old former Nazi in the 3rd round.The Bengals handed AJ Green a prison jumpsuit instead of a jersey, making the fact that the Falcons were unable to get to the 4 spot, that much more tragic. Poor kid never had a chance.The Bucs drafted half of a defensive end in the first, and the other half of one in the second.Mike Mayock touched himself when Boston College's Anthony Costonzo was drafted by the Colts.Rich Eisen was clever.After Seattle picked a "2nd round pick" in the 1st round, Trent Dilfer went on rampage, murdered and skinned Suzy Kolber, then wore her skin and danced around Radio City Music Hall like a 10 year old girl looking for Joe Namath to give him a kiss.Cam Newton and Deion Sanders had a smile off. Both died.The Ain'ts drafted 6 players that are now dead to me.Steve Urkel was drafted like 6 times in the 1st round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borat Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Sorry about your house, glad you and your fam weren't hurt.The draft, here's what you missed:Roger Goodell, desperate for any positive reaction due to the animus of the many drunk, booing Jets fans in attendance, spooned with every pick in the first round on stage, for about 20 minutes each.Chris Berman ran out of clever plays on words off of draft pick names, subsequently shot himself on stage.John Gruden's refusal to say anything bad or question any team's decision prompted the Browns to draft a 90 year old former Nazi in the 3rd round.The Bengals handed AJ Green a prison jumpsuit instead of a jersey, making the fact that the Falcons were unable to get to the 4 spot, that much more tragic. Poor kid never had a chance.The Bucs drafted half of a defensive end in the first, and the other half of one in the second.Mike Mayock touched himself when Boston College's Anthony Costonzo was drafted by the Colts.Rich Eisen was clever.After Seattle picked a "2nd round pick" in the 1st round, Trent Dilfer went on rampage, murdered and skinned Suzy Kolber, then wore her skin and danced around Radio City Music Hall like a 10 year old girl looking for Joe Namath to give him a kiss.Cam Newton and Deion Sanders had a smile off. Both died.The Ain'ts drafted 6 players that are now dead to me.Steve Urkel was drafted like 6 times in the 1st round.Best post I have ever seen on this board. +1, and I am considering making 5 more accounts to give it 5 more +1s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wristtwitch Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 "Steve Urkel was drafted like 6 times in the 1st round."I lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dem Birds Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Sorry about your house, glad you and your fam weren't hurt.The draft, here's what you missed:Roger Goodell, desperate for any positive reaction due to the animus of the many drunk, booing Jets fans in attendance, spooned with every pick in the first round on stage, for about 20 minutes each.Chris Berman ran out of clever plays on words off of draft pick names, subsequently shot himself on stage.John Gruden's refusal to say anything bad or question any team's decision prompted the Browns to draft a 90 year old former Nazi in the 3rd round.The Bengals handed AJ Green a prison jumpsuit instead of a jersey, making the fact that the Falcons were unable to get to the 4 spot, that much more tragic. Poor kid never had a chance.The Bucs drafted half of a defensive end in the first, and the other half of one in the second.Mike Mayock touched himself when Boston College's Anthony Costonzo was drafted by the Colts.Rich Eisen was clever.After Seattle picked a "2nd round pick" in the 1st round, Trent Dilfer went on rampage, murdered and skinned Suzy Kolber, then wore her skin and danced around Radio City Music Hall like a 10 year old girl looking for Joe Namath to give him a kiss.Cam Newton and Deion Sanders had a smile off. Both died.The Ain'ts drafted 6 players that are now dead to me.Steve Urkel was drafted like 6 times in the 1st round.New favorite poster. Unfortunately, I think your chances of sustaining this kind of awesomeness are slim, but I'm rooting for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulitik Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 New favorite poster. Unfortunately, I think your chances of sustaining this kind of awesomeness are slim, but I'm rooting for you.Thanks man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finally Posted May 10, 2011 Author Share Posted May 10, 2011 Man, I'm sorry to hear this old friend. How are you dealing?I wish I could say we are handling it extremely well but that would be a lie. Technically we are not supposed to complain or something because some people have it much worse but right now that feels like telling someone who lost a foot that he should be thankful he didn't lose both legs... he still has to personally deal with losing the foot.Sorry about your house, glad you and your fam weren't hurt.The draft, here's what you missed:Roger Goodell, desperate for any positive reaction due to the animus of the many drunk, booing Jets fans in attendance, spooned with every pick in the first round on stage, for about 20 minutes each.Chris Berman ran out of clever plays on words off of draft pick names, subsequently shot himself on stage.John Gruden's refusal to say anything bad or question any team's decision prompted the Browns to draft a 90 year old former Nazi in the 3rd round.The Bengals handed AJ Green a prison jumpsuit instead of a jersey, making the fact that the Falcons were unable to get to the 4 spot, that much more tragic. Poor kid never had a chance.The Bucs drafted half of a defensive end in the first, and the other half of one in the second.Mike Mayock touched himself when Boston College's Anthony Costonzo was drafted by the Colts.Rich Eisen was clever.After Seattle picked a "2nd round pick" in the 1st round, Trent Dilfer went on rampage, murdered and skinned Suzy Kolber, then wore her skin and danced around Radio City Music Hall like a 10 year old girl looking for Joe Namath to give him a kiss.Cam Newton and Deion Sanders had a smile off. Both died.The Ain'ts drafted 6 players that are now dead to me.Steve Urkel was drafted like 6 times in the 1st round.Thanks and LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulitik Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 I wish I could say we are handling it extremely well but that would be a lie. Technically we are not supposed to complain or something because some people have it much worse but right now that feels like telling someone who lost a foot that he should be thankful he didn't lose both legs... he still has to personally deal with losing the foot.Thanks and LOL.Keep your head up man. Let us know if there's anything we can do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulitik Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 (edited) Double post. Edited May 10, 2011 by paulitik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finally Posted May 10, 2011 Author Share Posted May 10, 2011 Keep your head up man. Let us know if there's anything we can do.Build a time machine so I can go forward in time about 3 months when everything will be back right again. Actually, make that 4 months so it will be football season again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulitik Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Build a time machine so I can go forward in time about 3 months when everything will be back right again. Actually, make that 4 months so it will be football season again. You can always go down to Mobile and get some of that Purple Drank from JaMarcus, that will make the next few months fly by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gritz Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Sincerely sorry about your troubles Finally but I'm selfishly glad you're posting again.PM me if there's anything I can do to help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finally Posted May 10, 2011 Author Share Posted May 10, 2011 You will love the new me. You thought I was a curmudgeon before the tornado? I was Mary Freaking Sunshine compared to how bad I am now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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