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Actually not anything is possible at all. It's impossible to fit a Harley Davidson up your nose.

It's impossible to turn red clay into moon rock using a handheld egg beater. It's impossible for a guinea pig to change the tires on a Boeing 767.

And it's completely impossible for the Seattle Seahawks to defeat the New Orleans Saints today. It absolutely can not and will not happen. Even if every starting player on the Saints team were, while exiting the team bus, simultaneously stricken and incinerated by a flurry of white dwarf star meteors, the backup players would have no difficulty whatever in easily defeating the Seahawks. If the entire New Orleans roster were to tragically all die of food poisoning this morning upon digesting the team breakfast, their corpses would still be able to pull this wildcard game out by a couple of touchdowns.

Forget Seattle and get ready to host the Aints next week! It's on baby!!

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The Saints get there butts whooped in Seattle? I know everyone has different theories about who they want to face next Saturday, but I think we all agree we would love to see New Orleans go down in flames, be it this week or next.

Like I've been saying all week, I wanted Seattle to win because there is no more embarrassing way for the taints to exit the playoffs than to lose to the only team in NFL history to play a full season & make the playoffs with a losing record. I'm loving it right now.

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Like I've been saying all week, I wanted Seattle to win because there is no more embarrassing way for the taints to exit the playoffs than to lose to the only team in NFL history to play a full season & make the playoffs with a losing record. I'm loving it right now.

Me too...of course I thought the Saints may lose when I posted this thread early this morning. The NFL may cancel the rest of the NFL playoffs now that their OFFICIAL Team has been eliminated.

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Actually not anything is possible at all. It's impossible to fit a Harley Davidson up your nose.

It's impossible to turn red clay into moon rock using a handheld egg beater. It's impossible for a guinea pig to change the tires on a Boeing 767.

And it's completely impossible for the Seattle Seahawks to defeat the New Orleans Saints today. It absolutely can not and will not happen. Even if every starting player on the Saints team were, while exiting the team bus, simultaneously stricken and incinerated by a flurry of white dwarf star meteors, the backup players would have no difficulty whatever in easily defeating the Seahawks. If the entire New Orleans roster were to tragically all die of food poisoning this morning upon digesting the team breakfast, their corpses would still be able to pull this wildcard game out by a couple of touchdowns.

Forget Seattle and get ready to host the Aints next week! It's on baby!!

Anything is possible.

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