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Incontestable Proof: The Hick'ry Stick is Magic


sporkdevil

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October 8th, 2010, the power of the hick'ry stick Award was given to Roddy White. Prior to gaining this power, similar to He-Man when he would use his Power Sword, Roddy had 362 in 4 games and 2 TD's. He averaged 90.5 yards and .5 TD's per game.

Through the Power of Grey Skull, I mean... Hick'ry Stick, Roddy has averaged 128.3 yards and 1 TD per game, against much better pass defenses. He has since won NFC Offensive Player of the Month, Player of the Week, and grown 3 inches taller.

My only question is: Supes, can you make 52 more of em?

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