Billy Ocean Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 (edited) BTW just got back from Jacksonville a couple of days ago. The per capita jorts rate at the Avenues was ghastly. On the bright side the St. Johns Town Center wasn't jort friendly, so kudos to them on that. One guy at a Hooters got his feelings hurt when I told him his jorts made him look like a giant toddler. Edited October 27, 2010 by Billy Ocean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threepac Daddy Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 i like mr. th, most of the time he hits the nail on the head. never understood the jorts thing everyone in the south wears them, unless their talking about the jorts not going down the knee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Ocean Posted October 27, 2010 Author Share Posted October 27, 2010 i like mr. th, most of the time he hits the nail on the head. never understood the jorts thing everyone in the south wears them, unless their talking about the jorts not going down the knee.D@mnit, 3pac, this is your funniest post yet! Just when I think you've set a new bar, you top it! Kudos, bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pickle1 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 i like mr. th, most of the time he hits the nail on the head. never understood the jorts thing everyone in the south wears them, unless their talking about the jorts not going down the knee.I used to think you were a complete loser. This post completely changed that. You're easily one of the top 5 most awesome posters on the board. Please keep up the good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjb Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Always thought terrance was a buffoon. his sole purpose at the ajc was to rile up the uga readers or to write an article on race to try and stir pot. not surprised he was let go.i'm not a huge fan of all the writers at the ajc, but at least most of them actually have some decent insight about football some of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Ocean Posted October 27, 2010 Author Share Posted October 27, 2010 (edited) Here's where I stand on jorts: Black guys can wear jorts, but adult white males can't. Brothers are getting their jorts from Sean John, though, not from Goodys like white dudes. Kids can get away with jorts as well. I don't have any kids (that I know of), but if I ever have a son I won't put him in jorts. Daisy Dukes on nice looking females can be a very good look, and doesn't fall under the jorts category.*Note - This is the only week I'll discuss jorts on here. Edited October 27, 2010 by Billy Ocean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SacFalcFan Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 the same terrance moore who said hawaii would beat uga, boise state would beat uga, and georgia tech would roll uga last year in atlanta. yeah not a great prognasticator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Ocean Posted October 27, 2010 Author Share Posted October 27, 2010 Terrence can never mention football without mentioning Notre Dame. Same goes for baseball and the Yankees.I always liked that Wyche left the AJC on his own accord and got a good gig at NFL Network. I'm still not sure exactly where Terrence went after he got bought out. Sekou Smith the former Hawks AJC beat writer was the last really talented writer at that outfit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Ocean Posted October 28, 2010 Author Share Posted October 28, 2010 Another jort related update: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lex7500 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Wheres Jgator at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconsfan567 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Terrence can never mention football without mentioning Notre Dame. Same goes for baseball and the Yankees.I always liked that Wyche left the AJC on his own accord and got a good gig at NFL Network. I'm still not sure exactly where Terrence went after he got bought out. Sekou Smith the former Hawks AJC beat writer was the last really talented writer at that outfit.Steve Wyche was one of the few good writers the AJC had. Glad he works for NFLN and NFL.com. Last I heard Moore was writing for AOL Fanhouse! LMAO! That's only a step below Yahoo Sports! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransack Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Spent 15 minutes in Gainesville last year. Counted 12 pairs of Jorts in that time frame.And in case you were wondering I don't.... have bama bangs, wear pink polo's with popped collars, own a pair of croakies, have rainbow flip lops, nor do I wear short shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threepac Daddy Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Here's where I stand on jorts: Black guys can wear jorts, but adult white males can't. Brothers are getting their jorts from Sean John, though, not from Goodys like white dudes. Kids can get away with jorts as well. I don't have any kids (that I know of), but if I ever have a son I won't put him in jorts. Daisy Dukes on nice looking females can be a very good look, and doesn't fall under the jorts category.*Note - This is the only week I'll discuss jorts on here.i agree if the white guys wear the jorts if they're really short. i wear designer jeans like ralph lauren, fuba, none of those super short jorts, all of mine is below the knee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjb Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 I personally don't care what other people wear, I just think it's funny. You'll never catch me in a pair, but what other people do is their own thing.My only word of advice: If you're a guy, and your Jorts were originally Jeans, go home and change. Especially if any part of the pockets are visible below the bottom of the shorts. I remember the first time I really heard the "Jorts" thing was when I was a student and went to Jax for the game. I was right next to where the UGA student section and UF student section came together. And all of a sudden, the UGA section started chanting, "Gators wear jean shorts...", and I was dying laughing. Not sure why that was so funny to me. The look on the uf students faces, especially those who actually had on Jorts, was hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statick Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 OMG, I've got tears in my eyes from trying not to laugh out loud at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolae Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 (edited) the same terrance moore who said hawaii would beat uga, boise state would beat uga, and georgia tech would roll uga last year in atlanta. yeah not a great prognasticator.Exactly. TM is one of the worst sports "reporters" I have ever seen. His "insight" into CFB goes as far as "wharrgggaarrrbbllll!!!! UGA sucks, blah, blah, [insert random ignorant comment]. *Stupid s**t eating grin*. UGA will never beat UF or GT again, [drunken rambling]. Notre Dame, yay."I am glad the AJC got rid of him, he was dead weight. Good riddance to bad rubbish, as they say. AOL wasted their money for nothing more than a much less talented and creative black Paul Finebaum, with apologies to Paul Finebaum. Edited October 28, 2010 by Nicolae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconsfan567 Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Exactly. TM is one of the worst sports "reporters" I have ever seen. His "insight" into CFB goes as far as "wharrgggaarrrbbllll!!!! UGA sucks, blah, blah, [insert random ignorant comment]. *Stupid s**t eating grin*. UGA will never beat UF or GT again, [drunken rambling]. Notre Dame, yay."I am glad the AJC got rid of him, he was dead weight. Good riddance to bad rubbish, as they say. AOL wasted their money for nothing more than a much less talented and creative black Paul Finebaum, with apologies to Paul Finebaum.Paul Finebaum isn't much better than Moore. I listen to him nearly every day and the man is as baised towards Alabama as it gets. He treats Auburn just like TM treats Georgia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Carter Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Terrence Moore.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolae Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Paul Finebaum isn't much better than Moore. I listen to him nearly every day and the man is as baised towards Alabama as it gets. He treats Auburn just like TM treats Georgia.I agree, I just phrased that way for that little extra insult to TM. While I don't like PF any better, he is much better at doing what they do though. Pot-stirring master, Moore just seems like a bitter crybaby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransack Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 I agree, I just phrased that way for that little extra insult to TM. While I don't like PF any better, he is much better at doing what they do though. Pot-stirring master, Moore just seems like a bitter crybaby.Moore is just a bad journalist. I mean how bad is it that you've failed at your life's work? He brings nothing of value to the table. None. No insight, no knowledge, nothing.... for the life of me I can't figure out how he kept a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconsfan567 Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Terrence Moore.... I agree, I just phrased that way for that little extra insult to TM. While I don't like PF any better, he is much better at doing what they do though. Pot-stirring master, Moore just seems like a bitter crybaby.I loved it a couple weeks ago after Bama lost to USC when PF had to basically call himself a giant baboon for all the bad stuff he said about USC and their chances of beating Bama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SacFalcFan Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 I loved it a couple weeks ago after Bama lost to USC when PF had to basically call himself a giant baboon for all the bad stuff he said about USC and their chances of beating Bama. yep i love it.. he had to go back on the dan patrick show after crapping on south carolina and making delusional bama comments to eat all of his crow.. not to mention his crapping on lsu before the beat florida.. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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