Emmitt Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 I now 4 and ones on the prognotstification for the seasons of the national footballs leagues conference division intercoastal constituency. That right. I just like butter cause I on a ********** roll.Enough with the bloatin, let get down something we can all relates to, womens and theirs menstration cycles.Why can't us mens get a free pass once a months for about a week. When these womens says or do something that is so out of wack, they gets a free pass by saying, 'oh ,it just that time of the month'.Why can't I responds with a: 'no hunny, I can't take out the trash this week, it that time of the month' 'no baby, I didn't notice that you have lost weight. I feel awful with my period' 'no sweetie, I didn't mean to stare down that blonde and get her digits, but it that times of the month'D****IT!!!! We mens need a times of the month too!!!Back to footballs....This week the Atlanta Falcons take on the eagle. Falcon O vs eagle d:Look for the eagle to try and put pressure on Ryans out of the grate. I thing the Falcon take advance of that and hit the big play to former adult file star and STP negative Harry D**kin Douglas. Looks for more of Judge Snails and Turner pounding the rocks on the backside of the eagle defenders as they try and make their own kinds of movies.eagle o vs Falcon D: The eagle line look after a game like a chinchilla in a bottle of pomagrantes, They fuzzy with some red stickystuff. Look for the Falcon D to bring the pain and blitz the eagle into submission as they gots no run game to offset the pass rush.Falcon 31 eagle 14Ryan: 23/31 for 278 yard, 3 td, 17 cups of H20White: 17 catches for 150 yards, 2 td, 87 cup of GatoraidTurner: 98 yard on 13 carries, 1 td, 54 cup of GatoraidJudge Snails: 42 yard on 10 carries, 23 cup of GatoraidFan don't forget that Harry D will be giving out signed copies of his latest bioptic: "Harry and the Henderson twins" to first 10,000 fans at the Iron Works in Columbus Georgia.Peace out...Emmitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great American Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 First!!!Good job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phattywankenobi Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 I appreciate Emmitt's weekly prognostischisms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kls82883 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 LOL. I have read these boards for a long time and decided to start posting today. But, emmitt your posts always make me laugh. Love it! Keep it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnikies Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 I'm like butter baby I'm on a roll!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mid-Nite-Toker Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 eagle o vs Falcon D: The eagle line look after a game like a chinchilla in a bottle of pomagrantes, They fuzzy with some red stickystuff. Look for the Falcon D to bring the pain and blitz the eagle into submission as they gots no run game to offset the pass rush.+1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamPlayer1 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Thanks Emmitt, I ready for the game to be rollin'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConnFalcon Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Nice job, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falconidae Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Thanks for making me laugh out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigSmackDaddy Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Good stuff... like that you're doing a little outside of football stuff to begin your prognastyfications... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconPio Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 3 cheers for emmit. hip hip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great American Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Loved the "that time of the month" rant. I love my wife but she turns into someone else I don't even know at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkansas Falcon Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Hilarious. +1 Emmitt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yungcitybandit Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Enough with the bloatin, let get down something we can all relates to, womens and theirs menstration cycles.Why can't us mens get a free pass once a months for about a week. When these womens says or do something that is so out of wack, they gets a free pass by saying, 'oh ,it just that time of the month'.Why can't I responds with a: 'no hunny, I can't take out the trash this week, it that time of the month' 'no baby, I didn't notice that you have lost weight. I feel awful with my period' 'no sweetie, I didn't mean to stare down that blonde and get her digits, but it that times of the month'D****IT!!!! We mens need a times of the month too!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tandy Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 D****IT!!!! We mens need a times of the month too!!!Careful whut you askin for there Emmitt. You would only need one not to want no more - that is Truth - so to speak!If you wants the experimence - you can find the tightest girdle on the market - drink 42 glasses of sugar water - lift 4x the weight you normally do in the gym for an hour or more with no protection for your back - take a couple of lsd psychosis tablets to get the mindset right and then put the girdle on and sleep on a bed of nails. By morning - you'll know all about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finally Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 I remember a time when women didn't speak about their lady bidness in mixed company. Those were the days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommabird Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 LOL, I don't know which is funniest Emmitt's prognastification or Tandy's menstration explanation. OMG, I love Friday's on this board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmitt Posted October 15, 2010 Author Share Posted October 15, 2010 Careful whut you askin for there Emmitt. You would only need one not to want no more - that is Truth - so to speak!If you wants the experimence - you can find the tightest girdle on the market - drink 42 glasses of sugar water - lift 4x the weight you normally do in the gym for an hour or more with no protection for your back - take a couple of lsd psychosis tablets to get the mindset right and then put the girdle on and sleep on a bed of nails. By morning - you'll know all about it!Oh, I don't want any of the discomfort, Tandy. I know most women can endure more pain than men, and I have nothing but respect for most women. I just want to be able to use the excuse.Emmitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Mazetti Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 3 cheers for emmit. hip hipHoray! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FFFALCON Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 You are one funny and talented individual, so to speaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronHead34 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Emmit, you ever think about giving out weekly fantasy (football) advice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supes™ Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Thanks Emmitt! I consider myself officially prognostified for this game as well as my GF, so to speak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommabird Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 bumo for those that missed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiMiante Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 I went out with the Henderson twins. Harry's gonna have his hands full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drozhenbane Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 awesome as always! Keep it up, you really make my week during the season! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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