Scooter58 Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 I was watching Cops the other night, and just wondered why pretty mucheverybody doesn't Freeze when the cops say so, and more so why thecops even bother saying it... So that brought up my idea of aquestion... Guilty or not, most people will get the genius idea to run(Including me) like the cops have absolutely no idea what the localterrain is like or where the neighborhood hideouts are etc..."Why were you told to Freeze by someone with a badge and flashinglights, and what was the result of your experience"???I was 17 once, and was at a party after we beat our cross town rivalfor one of the 3 victories in my 3 year High School Football career...So we were going wild... Not like a bonfire in BFE, it was in a wellpopulated neighborhood, and apparently people there liked to sleep...Add a bunch of alcohol from wherever it came from, the fact you arevery important and loud when drunk, and cops that decided to be covertand just show up without the lights to warn us... I remember it likeit was yesterday, as I was trying to finish a beer and concentratingon seeing straight-erI was looking down at the ground, probably trying to figure out if anypuke was in my chosen sleeping space, and someone asked me to get hima beer... I looked up, saw the badge and said, "Sure, nice costume,right over here", thinking I was a genius... I started to run, anddidn't freeze until I hit the 3 foot tall chain link fence that nearlyremoved my boys...It did puncture my gym warm up pants on the fence, which dragged themdown to my ankles, exposing my tighty whities... I heard laughing, butcannot confirm if it was aimed at me or not... Out of fear of constantteasing, I switched to boxers... And who has a 3 foot chain link fenceanyway??? Someone that owns Taco Bell dogs...The cops didn't get me themselves though, as I struggled to continuerunning, I wasn't going far with the pants around my ankles, and I dida slip and slide so to speak... Behind that party house was a Farm...With cows, and the things they leave behind... I found out they canleave a lot of droppings in a very small space...In a very odd twist, my running got me out of trouble, as I am surethe cops didn't want me in the back of their car, and were too busylaughing to do anything... I got a warning about what an MIP was, andetc...Moral of the Story... If under age, when drinking a lot, do some reconfor Taco Bell Dog fences... You only have 2 boys, and barring somefreakish transplant surgery and an appearance on Jerry Springer, Iwould veto the removal of them if I was you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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