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Five things I like about New Orleans


JOEinPHX

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1) The employment outlook is rosy. There will always be jobs hosing puke, urine and horse dung off the streets.

2) Although the city operates on a barter economy, the exchange rates are firmly established. One string of beads will always be worth one titty flash.

3) The cemeteries are above ground, making it easy for Saints fans to curl up and die once their team is restored to irrelevancy.

4) There are no Heisman winners living in the city.

5) New Orleans’ social services are excellent, although dental care seems to be under-emphasized, and subsidized haircuts might be a good idea.

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What's funny is, that pic is of a guy that lives in D.C.

Actually, Danny Werfel lives in N.O.

Ever been to N.O., Joe?

Oh yeah, there's at least one Lombardi trophy in N.O.

Yes, Uncle Billy lives in DC (Maryland actually), and yet he seems to be the quintessential Saints fan.

Danny Wuerffel? Really? Is his leg busted, too.

Came to NO once on vacation - that ain't happening again. I also came there as a volunteer with a DMORT team post-Katrina. Compassion yes, respect no.

And one Lombardi is your limit. Enjoy.

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Yes, Uncle Billy lives in DC (Maryland actually), and yet he seems to be the quintessential Saints fan.

Danny Werfel? Really? Is his leg busted, too.

Came to NO once on vacation - that ain't happening again. I also came there as a volunteer with a DMORT team post-Katrina. Compassion yes, respect no.

And one Lombardi is your limit. Enjoy.

Well, that's 1 more than your sucky team enjoys....

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1) The employment outlook is rosy. There will always be jobs hosing puke, urine and horse dung off the streets.

2) Although the city operates on a barter economy, the exchange rates are firmly established. One string of beads will always be worth one titty flash.

3) The cemeteries are above ground, making it easy for Saints fans to curl up and die once their team is restored to irrelevancy.

4) There are no Heisman winners living in the city.

5) New Orleans’ social services are excellent, although dental care seems to be under-emphasized, and subsidized haircuts might be a good idea.

ugly-saints-guy2.jpg?w=300&h=228

Please feel free to add to the list.

6 ) The place becomes a mecca for gay people every Labor Day weekend. Dang the city should let out a warning for the dumb *** tourists that get caught unknowingly.

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