JOEinPHX Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 1) The employment outlook is rosy. There will always be jobs hosing puke, urine and horse dung off the streets.2) Although the city operates on a barter economy, the exchange rates are firmly established. One string of beads will always be worth one titty flash.3) The cemeteries are above ground, making it easy for Saints fans to curl up and die once their team is restored to irrelevancy.4) There are no Heisman winners living in the city.5) New Orleans’ social services are excellent, although dental care seems to be under-emphasized, and subsidized haircuts might be a good idea.Please feel free to add to the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird Hunter Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 (edited) What's funny is, that pic is of a guy that lives in D.C.Actually, Danny Werfel lives in N.O.Ever been to N.O., Joe?Oh yeah, there's at least one Lombardi trophy in N.O. Edited September 21, 2010 by Bird Hunter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vabchbirdlover Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 (edited) What's funny is, that pic is of a guy that lives in D.C.Actually, Danny Werfel lives in N.O.Ever been to N.O., Joe?Oh yeah, there's at least one Lombardi trophy in N.O.Refresh my memory, how did his NFL career pan out? I like nothing about New Orleans! Edited September 21, 2010 by vabchbirdlover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilkin Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Don't forget the drunken chicks that will lift there shirts for beads. :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vabchbirdlover Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Don't forget the drunken chicks that will lift there shirts for beads. :wub:Read his titties comment in the op :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOEinPHX Posted September 21, 2010 Author Share Posted September 21, 2010 (edited) What's funny is, that pic is of a guy that lives in D.C.Actually, Danny Werfel lives in N.O.Ever been to N.O., Joe?Oh yeah, there's at least one Lombardi trophy in N.O.Yes, Uncle Billy lives in DC (Maryland actually), and yet he seems to be the quintessential Saints fan.Danny Wuerffel? Really? Is his leg busted, too.Came to NO once on vacation - that ain't happening again. I also came there as a volunteer with a DMORT team post-Katrina. Compassion yes, respect no.And one Lombardi is your limit. Enjoy. Edited September 21, 2010 by JOEinPHX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilkin Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Read his titties comment in the op :PI obviously had bewbs on the mind as I read right over that comment lol. :wacko: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird Hunter Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 (edited) Yes, Uncle Billy lives in DC (Maryland actually), and yet he seems to be the quintessential Saints fan.Danny Werfel? Really? Is his leg busted, too.Came to NO once on vacation - that ain't happening again. I also came there as a volunteer with a DMORT team post-Katrina. Compassion yes, respect no.And one Lombardi is your limit. Enjoy.Well, that's 1 more than your sucky team enjoys.... Edited September 21, 2010 by Bird Hunter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeadChange Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Refresh my memory, how did his NFL career pan out? I like nothing about New Orleans!Refresh my memory, what does his NFL career have to do with this?:4) There are no Heisman winners living in the city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOEinPHX Posted September 21, 2010 Author Share Posted September 21, 2010 Well, that's 1 more than your suck team enjoys....For the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird Hunter Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 (edited) For the moment. I guess being 1-1 we should already crown y'all...See ya Sunday.... Edited September 21, 2010 by Bird Hunter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkdude41 Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Well, that's 1 more than your sucky team enjoys....wah wah wah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcons 'til Death Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 1) The employment outlook is rosy. There will always be jobs hosing puke, urine and horse dung off the streets.2) Although the city operates on a barter economy, the exchange rates are firmly established. One string of beads will always be worth one titty flash.3) The cemeteries are above ground, making it easy for Saints fans to curl up and die once their team is restored to irrelevancy.4) There are no Heisman winners living in the city.5) New Orleans’ social services are excellent, although dental care seems to be under-emphasized, and subsidized haircuts might be a good idea.Please feel free to add to the list.6 ) The place becomes a mecca for gay people every Labor Day weekend. Dang the city should let out a warning for the dumb *** tourists that get caught unknowingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eight Track Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Those are funny. New Orleans has a ton of character as a city. I wouldn't want to live there (I've done my time) but the place is great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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