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It was nice to see 2 hotties play the Semifinals yesterday and not make annoying shreaking noises


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Great tennis, But then soon afterwards you have to listen to loud Venus Williams sound like she's having a baby every time she hits the ball... its sooo friggin annoying.. and she also pulled her usual pout job when she got beat at the end.. Sharapova is the most annoying.. she sounds like she's filming a porn when she hits the ball.. its really out of control..

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Great tennis, But then soon afterwards you have to listen to loud Venus Williams sound like she's having a baby every time she hits the ball... its sooo friggin annoying.. and she also pulled her usual pout job when she got beat at the end.. Sharapova is the most annoying.. she sounds like she's filming a porn when she hits the ball.. its really out of control..

Having filmed a porno with Sharapova, I can tell you she is MUCH quieter playing tennis.

Wait..... That was me that was so loud.

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What you never enjoyed those Monica Seles sound like "Fu..k Me!" screams?

It was hardcore tennis porn at its finest. Today's tennis players don't put

enough love into it. All rough with no feeling. :lol:

Man, I fell in love with Seles after I saw her off the court and on Letterman. Man, she cleans up nice.

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She's only gotten better looking, too, even with the plastic surgery. (I guess she didn't like her nose.)

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Great tennis, But then soon afterwards you have to listen to loud Venus Williams sound like she's having a baby every time she hits the ball... its sooo friggin annoying.. and she also pulled her usual pout job when she got beat at the end.. Sharapova is the most annoying.. she sounds like she's filming a porn when she hits the ball.. its really out of control..

I know, you about wonder what their like in bed, Like you that much of a howler, guess thats what ball gags are made for. :P

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