Emmitt Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Okay guys welcomes to my knew seasons of the National Football Conference Divsional Leagues. I hope you had a good off seasons and so fourth, but let get down to what we really hear to talks about.That right, Let talk High School band insturment rental and how it effect the current statutory into todays climate of greenhouse gases in the Auto Zone.Nah, let just do what I do breast, pic football gamesIn this first week matchup, we got the Atlanta Falcons vs the stealers. Let me tell you how it going to go downFalcon Offense vs a dude with a lot of hair:First things first, or vise vera, I want to come out of the closet. I love Troy Paua....Pou... Pa.... The dude with the big azz hair dammit. He bring it every weeks and he uses his head and shoulders to wash his hair and to tackle. I got mad love for the sport and I can't say anything negative about him beside the fact that he don't play for the Falcons. Not that I biases one way or the other way. I not homophobic in the least. You stick what ever you want to where you want to as long as the stickie is not a post-it-note, so to speak.I see the Falcon running the ball and rushing the ball at times too. Look for Turner to return to form now that he has lost that Yugo he was smuggling under his jersey last year. I see Matt Ryan gaining more confidence and having a great year this year. Look for Roddy White and former porn star Harry Douglas to step it up this year too. The hairy dude can't cover everybody on the team can he?Falcon defence vs stealer o:Look for the stealer to try and rush the ball to take their home crowd out of the game. It an unusuall tactics, I know, but they just may catch the crowd by surprise. Look for the knew look Falcon defence to be more aggressive in attacking the qb with the improved secondary and a highly underated thirdiary.Score:Falcons 28 stealer 13Ryan: 23 of 37 for 232 yard, 3 td, 0 pics, 12 cup of gatoraidTurner: 122 yard on 24 carries, 2 tds, 13 cup of gatoraidWhite: 8 catchees for 131 yard, 4 td, 97 cup of gatoraid (he in mid season forms)Douglas: 4 catches for 45 yard, five cell numbers, and 17 cup of gatoraidPauam....the harry dude: 1 pic with a fist at the end of the handlePeace out until next week my brothersReminder: Don't forget that Harry Douglas will be at KSU signing autograhed copies of his latest documetary "White men can't hump" saturday from 1 AM to 4 AM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statick Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Oh Lord... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumpjumper Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 One of the best parts about the season! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouseofEuphoria Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Reminder: Don't forget that Harry Douglas will be at KSU signing autograhed copies of his latest documetary "White men can't hump" saturday from 1 AM to 4 AM "Former porn star Harry Douglas"Hahaha I love it!Ahhhhh.....football is officially here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwolfcfc Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 This is what is up!Been waiting on it and it did not disappoint. Way to open the season and let me say I have mad love for you Emmitt and your most excellent predicaments! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconsfanDK Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Score:Falcons 28 stealer 13Ryan: 23 of 37 for 232 yard, 3 td, 0 pics, 12 cup of gatoraidTurner: 122 yard on 24 carries, 2 tds, 13 cup of gatoraidWhite: 8 catchees for 131 yard, 4 td, 97 cup of gatoraid (he in mid season forms)Douglas: 4 catches for 45 yard, five cell numbers, and 17 cup of gatoraidPauam....the harry dude: 1 pic with a fist at the end of the handlethese stats don't really add up mathematically though... matt ryan throwing 3 td's but roddy catching 4? and turner rushes for 2 and you sum that up to 28 points? :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconinPA Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazz77 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Been waiting Emmitt great stuff man it never disappoints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyBirdSupabowl Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 (edited) these stats don't really add up mathematically though... matt ryan throwing 3 td's but roddy catching 4? and turner rushes for 2 and you sum that up to 28 points? :blink: It's Emmit, nothing ever makes sense. lol Edited September 9, 2010 by DirtyBirdSupabowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconinPA Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 these stats don't really add up mathematically though... matt ryan throwing 3 td's but roddy catching 4? and turner rushes for 2 and you sum that up to 28 points? :blink: that's the beauty of it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmite Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 these stats don't really add up mathematically though... matt ryan throwing 3 td's but roddy catching 4? and turner rushes for 2 and you sum that up to 28 points? :blink: Duh, Roddy and Turner obviously run one in together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
platinumbirdz Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SEASONS HERE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xfactor Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 (edited) LMAO Football season is officially here. Edited September 9, 2010 by Xfactor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~SEAMILL~ Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Look for the stealer to try and rush the ball to take their home crowd out of the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackredfellow Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Look for the knew look Falcon defence to be more aggressive in attacking the qb with the improved secondary and a highly underated thirdiary. Nice work Emmitt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconsfanDK Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Duh, Roddy and Turner obviously run one in together. haha, well i'm kinda looking forward to that then :P and i wonder what the comments from the commentators would be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConnFalcon Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 I have been waiting a long time for this. Great stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkansas Falcon Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Football season is most definitely here.Great stuff Emmitt! +1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Zee Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Falcon Offense vs a dude with a lot of hair:First things first, or vise vera, I want to come out of the closet. I love Troy Paua....Pou... Pa.... The dude with the big azz hair dammit. He bring it every weeks and he uses his head and shoulders to wash his hair and to tackle. Reminder: Don't forget that Harry Douglas will be at KSU signing autograhed copies of his latest documetary "White men can't hump" saturday from 1 AM to 4 AM I nearly fell out of my chair with "White men can't hump" comment. You never fail to disappoint and I'll be waiting for next weeks prognostificationism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phattywankenobi Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Look for the stealer to try and rush the ball to take their home crowd out of the game. It an unusuall tactics, I know, but they just may catch the crowd by surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L4M4l2 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Great stuff as always Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tandy Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Falcon Offense vs a dude with a lot of hair:I see Matt Ryan gaining more confidence and having a great year this year. Look for Roddy White and former porn star Harry Douglas to step it up this year too. The hairy dude can't cover everybody on the team can he?HURRAY!!! IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY FALCON FOOTBALL SEASON!!!!I sure did miss you Emmitt - and as for the line above - I'm as happy as anybody to see our ex porn star hit the field again!!!As for the hair - I bought a bottle of Head and Shoulders - replaced the content with Nair and sent it to him as a gift from Ben! Special day if he uses it Saturday night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dedsquirl Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 I missed this almost as much as the football itself.And EmmittLet be me the first to conjugate you on you injunction into the Football Hall of Fame for Football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcon1fan Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Okay guys welcomes to my knew seasons of the National Football Conference Divsional Leagues. I hope you had a good off seasons and so fourth, but let get down to what we really hear to talks about.That right, Let talk High School band insturment rental and how it effect the current statutory into todays climate of greenhouse gases in the Auto Zone.Nah, let just do what I do breast, pic football gamesIn this first week matchup, we got the Atlanta Falcons vs the stealers. Let me tell you how it going to go downFalcon Offense vs a dude with a lot of hair:First things first, or vise vera, I want to come out of the closet. I love Troy Paua....Pou... Pa.... The dude with the big azz hair dammit. He bring it every weeks and he uses his head and shoulders to wash his hair and to tackle. I got mad love for the sport and I can't say anything negative about him beside the fact that he don't play for the Falcons. Not that I biases one way or the other way. I not homophobic in the least. You stick what ever you want to where you want to as long as the stickie is not a post-it-note, so to speak.I see the Falcon running the ball and rushing the ball at times too. Look for Turner to return to form now that he has lost that Yugo he was smuggling under his jersey last year. I see Matt Ryan gaining more confidence and having a great year this year. Look for Roddy White and former porn star Harry Douglas to step it up this year too. The hairy dude can't cover everybody on the team can he?Falcon defence vs stealer o:Look for the stealer to try and rush the ball to take their home crowd out of the game. It an unusuall tactics, I know, but they just may catch the crowd by surprise. Look for the knew look Falcon defence to be more aggressive in attacking the qb with the improved secondary and a highly underated thirdiary.Score:Falcons 28 stealer 13Ryan: 23 of 37 for 232 yard, 3 td, 0 pics, 12 cup of gatoraidTurner: 122 yard on 24 carries, 2 tds, 13 cup of gatoraidWhite: 8 catchees for 131 yard, 4 td, 97 cup of gatoraid (he in mid season forms)Douglas: 4 catches for 45 yard, five cell numbers, and 17 cup of gatoraidPauam....the harry dude: 1 pic with a fist at the end of the handlePeace out until next week my brothersReminder: Don't forget that Harry Douglas will be at KSU signing autograhed copies of his latest documetary "White men can't hump" saturday from 1 AM to 4 AMIt never gets old. Welcome to the official start of falcon football. As always very insightful and Douglas has one of the best stat lines ever. P.S. The numbers added up just fine to me Emmitt, guess some people just dont know how to read a real prognostification Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FFFALCON Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 YOU DA MAN, SO TO SPEAK !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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