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Okay guys welcomes to my knew seasons of the National Football Conference Divsional Leagues. I hope you had a good off seasons and so fourth, but let get down to what we really hear to talks about.

That right, Let talk High School band insturment rental and how it effect the current statutory into todays climate of greenhouse gases in the Auto Zone.

Nah, let just do what I do breast, pic football games

In this first week matchup, we got the Atlanta Falcons vs the stealers. Let me tell you how it going to go down

Falcon Offense vs a dude with a lot of hair:

First things first, or vise vera, I want to come out of the closet. I love Troy Paua....Pou... Pa.... The dude with the big azz hair dammit. He bring it every weeks and he uses his head and shoulders to wash his hair and to tackle. I got mad love for the sport and I can't say anything negative about him beside the fact that he don't play for the Falcons. Not that I biases one way or the other way. I not homophobic in the least. You stick what ever you want to where you want to as long as the stickie is not a post-it-note, so to speak.

I see the Falcon running the ball and rushing the ball at times too. Look for Turner to return to form now that he has lost that Yugo he was smuggling under his jersey last year.

I see Matt Ryan gaining more confidence and having a great year this year. Look for Roddy White and former porn star Harry Douglas to step it up this year too. The hairy dude can't cover everybody on the team can he?

Falcon defence vs stealer o:

Look for the stealer to try and rush the ball to take their home crowd out of the game. It an unusuall tactics, I know, but they just may catch the crowd by surprise.

Look for the knew look Falcon defence to be more aggressive in attacking the qb with the improved secondary and a highly underated thirdiary.

Score:

Falcons 28 stealer 13

Ryan: 23 of 37 for 232 yard, 3 td, 0 pics, 12 cup of gatoraid

Turner: 122 yard on 24 carries, 2 tds, 13 cup of gatoraid

White: 8 catchees for 131 yard, 4 td, 97 cup of gatoraid (he in mid season forms)

Douglas: 4 catches for 45 yard, five cell numbers, and 17 cup of gatoraid

Pauam....the harry dude: 1 pic with a fist at the end of the handle

Peace out until next week my brothers

Reminder: Don't forget that Harry Douglas will be at KSU signing autograhed copies of his latest documetary "White men can't hump" saturday from 1 AM to 4 AM

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Score:

Falcons 28 stealer 13

Ryan: 23 of 37 for 232 yard, 3 td, 0 pics, 12 cup of gatoraid

Turner: 122 yard on 24 carries, 2 tds, 13 cup of gatoraid

White: 8 catchees for 131 yard, 4 td, 97 cup of gatoraid (he in mid season forms)

Douglas: 4 catches for 45 yard, five cell numbers, and 17 cup of gatoraid

Pauam....the harry dude: 1 pic with a fist at the end of the handle

these stats don't really add up mathematically though... matt ryan throwing 3 td's but roddy catching 4? and turner rushes for 2 and you sum that up to 28 points? :blink: :lol:

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Falcon Offense vs a dude with a lot of hair:

First things first, or vise vera, I want to come out of the closet. I love Troy Paua....Pou... Pa.... The dude with the big azz hair dammit. He bring it every weeks and he uses his head and shoulders to wash his hair and to tackle.

Reminder: Don't forget that Harry Douglas will be at KSU signing autograhed copies of his latest documetary "White men can't hump" saturday from 1 AM to 4 AM

:lol::lol::lol:

I nearly fell out of my chair with "White men can't hump" comment. You never fail to disappoint and I'll be waiting for next weeks prognostificationism.

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Falcon Offense vs a dude with a lot of hair:

I see Matt Ryan gaining more confidence and having a great year this year. Look for Roddy White and former porn star Harry Douglas to step it up this year too. The hairy dude can't cover everybody on the team can he?

HURRAY!!! IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY FALCON FOOTBALL SEASON!!!!

I sure did miss you Emmitt - and as for the line above - I'm as happy as anybody to see our ex porn star hit the field again!!!

As for the hair - I bought a bottle of Head and Shoulders - replaced the content with Nair and sent it to him as a gift from Ben! Special day if he uses it Saturday night!

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Okay guys welcomes to my knew seasons of the National Football Conference Divsional Leagues. I hope you had a good off seasons and so fourth, but let get down to what we really hear to talks about.

That right, Let talk High School band insturment rental and how it effect the current statutory into todays climate of greenhouse gases in the Auto Zone.

Nah, let just do what I do breast, pic football games

In this first week matchup, we got the Atlanta Falcons vs the stealers. Let me tell you how it going to go down

Falcon Offense vs a dude with a lot of hair:

First things first, or vise vera, I want to come out of the closet. I love Troy Paua....Pou... Pa.... The dude with the big azz hair dammit. He bring it every weeks and he uses his head and shoulders to wash his hair and to tackle. I got mad love for the sport and I can't say anything negative about him beside the fact that he don't play for the Falcons. Not that I biases one way or the other way. I not homophobic in the least. You stick what ever you want to where you want to as long as the stickie is not a post-it-note, so to speak.

I see the Falcon running the ball and rushing the ball at times too. Look for Turner to return to form now that he has lost that Yugo he was smuggling under his jersey last year.

I see Matt Ryan gaining more confidence and having a great year this year. Look for Roddy White and former porn star Harry Douglas to step it up this year too. The hairy dude can't cover everybody on the team can he?

Falcon defence vs stealer o:

Look for the stealer to try and rush the ball to take their home crowd out of the game. It an unusuall tactics, I know, but they just may catch the crowd by surprise.

Look for the knew look Falcon defence to be more aggressive in attacking the qb with the improved secondary and a highly underated thirdiary.

Score:

Falcons 28 stealer 13

Ryan: 23 of 37 for 232 yard, 3 td, 0 pics, 12 cup of gatoraid

Turner: 122 yard on 24 carries, 2 tds, 13 cup of gatoraid

White: 8 catchees for 131 yard, 4 td, 97 cup of gatoraid (he in mid season forms)

Douglas: 4 catches for 45 yard, five cell numbers, and 17 cup of gatoraid

Pauam....the harry dude: 1 pic with a fist at the end of the handle

Peace out until next week my brothers

Reminder: Don't forget that Harry Douglas will be at KSU signing autograhed copies of his latest documetary "White men can't hump" saturday from 1 AM to 4 AM

It never gets old. Welcome to the official start of falcon football. :lol: As always very insightful and Douglas has one of the best stat lines ever.

P.S. The numbers added up just fine to me Emmitt, guess some people just dont know how to read a real prognostification

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