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Gotta start somewhere!

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him..

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A man goes into a doctor's office and tells the doc that there is something wrong with his johnson.

The doc looks at it and sees that it is fluorescent orange. The doc is baffled.

He asks the man if he has had any injuries down there. The man say no.

He asks the man if he has been seeing prostitutes or engaging in risky sexual behavior.

The man says "No, as a matter of fact all I do is sit home on weekends and eat Cheetos and watch porn movies."

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A man goes into a doctor's office and tells the doc that there is something wrong with his johnson.

The doc looks at it and sees that it is fluorescent orange. The doc is baffled.

He asks the man if he has had any injuries down there. The man say no.

He asks the man if he has been seeing prostitutes or engaging in risky sexual behavior.

The man says "No, as a matter of fact all I do is sit home on weekends and eat Cheetos and watch porn movies."

:lol:

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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'

'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!' and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'

The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning.'

What part of I'm broke don't you understand?

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