Hatch Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHkPJ1ACLrgYup! It's one of those movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodak Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 You suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted July 23, 2010 Author Share Posted July 23, 2010 You suckTwilight fan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauliwood Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 looks horable,but then again twilight is a 3 part series about a girl who cant decide between necrophelia and beastiality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dem Birds Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 I ******* HATE spoofs, but I will admit, I laughed once or twice during that trailer. I'm sure the movie as a whole is terrible though. The Blacked Eyed Peas and the "I'm a killer" part made me chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isosceles Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 I ******* HATE spoofs, but I will admit, I laughed once or twice during that trailer. I'm sure the movie as a whole is terrible though. The Blacked Eyed Peas and the "I'm a killer" part made me chuckle.Is this a thread bashing the movie? If it is, I'm glad because I wanted to give my thoughts on it and urge those who've not seen it and may want to see it to NOT WASTE YOUR TIME! Confused little girl trying to hang onto TWO guys. wanting to be a freaking blood-sucking vampire of all things.And I can't figure out for the life of me: Why on EARTH are a group of Vampires enrolled in a HIGH SCHOOL? ???WTF???? Why is little Miss Pretty SO important to this group of vampires? There's an entire World/Universe out there, but they are content to stay concentrated in a small mountain town? Why is this? And who changed all the vampire rules so that they can roam about happily IN DAYLIGHT? WTF???????Don't EVEN get me started with little Wolf Boy! I can see a kid falling in love with a lovely confused girl. But how come he's the ONLY WOLF in the pack so freakin' mesmerized by some human? ? ? And, the only wolf among the pack to decide he wanted to look like Atlas? ? ? Absolutely TERRIBLE filmaking is this: When a member of the opposing Vampire group is defeated, they just become some kind of hard ceramic and POOF, their heads get cut off! WTF is this? ? ? From vampire to ceremic just like that?AND, it took all of ONE little sunny afternoon session for the wolves to know EXACTLY how to battle the opposing vampire group.But the creme de la creme of this FARCE of a movie: smack dab in the middle of the dog days of summer, it freaking SNOWSTORMS and Little Miss Pretty gets too cold JUST SO THEY CAN DO THE FREAKIN' SCENE WHERE WOLFBOY GETS TO LAY DOWN BESIDE HER AND MAKE her fiance vampire dude get all jealous. W T FREAKIN'F??????????A snowstorm in the middle of July in Small Vampire Town USA?????Furthermore, all these "Kids" are at least 25 years old and just graduating from high school. The main reason I don't even bother watching the popular 'Glee." Its high school cast members must be between 27-30. And I'm supposed to believe those are HIGH SCHOOL kids? SHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!Ok, I'll stop! At first I kinda liked the whole vampire/wolf thing, especially the wolves. But I've had enough!Thanks for reading!Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muskokas finest © Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Twilight and all the silliness around it is funnier than any spoof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dem Birds Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Twilight and all the silliness around it is funnier than any spoof +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimsmusic™ Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 anything that basically bashes gaylightis cool with me.oh and +1 for the vid.some kids gave you -1's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monarch Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 anything that basically bashes gaylightis cool with me.then you need this:How Twilight Works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kibitzer Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 (edited) then you need this:How Twilight Works(From the above link)...So what about men that like Twilight?If you're male and you like Twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way. Edited July 24, 2010 by kibitzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcon_bob Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 The Oatmeal>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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