blankman2000 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 So I checked my email and I am the proud winner of a million dollars!!!! I won it in a contest in nigeria.What should I buy first? Im thinking reg season tickets for the rest of my life, superbowl tickets for e ery time my beloved falcons go to the superbowl, and it will be kinda pricy but I might get my truck fixed. Suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g-dawg Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 So I checked my email and I am the proud winner of a million dollars!!!! I won it in a contest in nigeria.What should I buy first? Im thinking reg season tickets for the rest of my life, superbowl tickets for e ery time my beloved falcons go to the superbowl, and it will be kinda pricy but I might get my truck fixed. Suggestions?let me guess.....you responded to a phone call at your house - you gave the Nigerians your SS#, DOB and you only have to give them $5,000 as a registration fee before collecting your $1 million.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambler Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Dude, that ain't nothing. I won13 million last month from the UK Lottery but I haven't decided if I want to live the life of a millionaire and have the headaches associated with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pencilpusher. just because Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 I would invest the entire million in Nigerian bank stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nono Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 So I checked my email and I am the proud winner of a million dollars!!!! I won it in a contest in nigeria.What should I buy first? Im thinking reg season tickets for the rest of my life, superbowl tickets for e ery time my beloved falcons go to the superbowl, and it will be kinda pricy but I might get my truck fixed. Suggestions?Wow your special----do stop, just start buying everything you ever wanted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blankman2000 Posted July 5, 2010 Author Share Posted July 5, 2010 let me guess.....you responded to a phone call at your house - you gave the Nigerians your SS#, DOB and you only have to give them $5,000 as a registration fee before collecting your $1 million..........No phone call but or fee I did have to give out my ssn, that was no biggy though, small price for a million! I think I might get tht rayzor phone I finally wanted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kibitzer Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Buy a time machine and fast forward us to 8/13/2010. The off-season side effects appear to be getting worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHav Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 (edited) This reminds me of an Intervention episode. Has anyone seen the episode were the dude would just pop a ton of pain pills and talk to these guys for hours on end, trying to figure out when he will get his million dollars? I remember some guy he called had a thick accent and said his name was George Washington, I couldn't stop laughing Found the episode, it is Season 8 Episode 2 - His name is Greg. If you google it you should find somewhere to watch it online. Edited July 5, 2010 by JHav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransack Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Does Nigeria even have 1,000,000.00 dollars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blankman2000 Posted July 5, 2010 Author Share Posted July 5, 2010 This reminds me of an Intervention episode. Has anyone seen the episode were the dude would just pop a ton of pain pills and talk to these guys for hours on end, trying to figure out when he will get his million dollars? I remember some guy he called had a thick accent and said his name was George Washington, I couldn't stop laughing Found the episode, it is Season 8 Episode 2 - His name is Greg. If you google it you should find somewhere to watch it online.Excuse me sir, what the **** are you trying to imply? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEORGIAfan Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 omg they emailed me also, but they are giving me two million. im rich ******. and you dumb republicans said us liberals have to work to get money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blankman2000 Posted July 5, 2010 Author Share Posted July 5, 2010 You clowns can make all the jokes you want, I have a million dollars coming and none of you will ever sniff that much so whateva. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USAF HART Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 You clowns can make all the jokes you want, I have a million dollars coming and none of you will ever sniff that much so whateva.Ok, forgive me, but I have a hard time telling if you are serious or not. IF you are serious, you just got your identity stolen. If not serious then CONGRATS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blankman2000 Posted July 6, 2010 Author Share Posted July 6, 2010 Ok, forgive me, but I have a hard time telling if you are serious or not. IF you are serious, you just got your identity stolen. If not serious then CONGRATS!I am dead serious. Expect to see me on the news sometime soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USAF HART Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I am dead serious. Expect to see me on the news sometime soon.Yes, we will definitely see you on the news. But it's not going to be what you think. It's gonna be for an episode of 60 minutes: My Identity has been stolen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blankman2000 Posted July 6, 2010 Author Share Posted July 6, 2010 Yes, we will definitely see you on the news. But it's not going to be what you think. It's gonna be for an episode of 60 minutes: My Identity has been stolen.Whats Usaf? That some kinda Arab spelling of Joseph? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEORGIAfan Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 (edited) Whats Usaf? That some kinda Arab spelling of Joseph?its U.S.A.F.as in united states air force. usaf you are refering to is usually spelled yusef or yusuf. Edited July 6, 2010 by GEORGlAfan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blankman2000 Posted July 6, 2010 Author Share Posted July 6, 2010 its U.S.A.F.as in united states air force. usaf you are refering to is usually spelled yusef or yusuf.You must be a hadji Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEORGIAfan Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 You must be a hadjihadji was a peron on johnny quest, so no im not a hadji, plus he was from india, not the middle east. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USAF HART Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 hadji was a peron on johnny quest, so no im not a hadji, plus he was from india, not the middle east.+1 For making me laugh.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blankman2000 Posted July 6, 2010 Author Share Posted July 6, 2010 hadji was a peron on johnny quest, so no im not a hadji, plus he was from india, not the middle east.It doesnt take a genius to figure out that the nick name "hadji" for arabs was taken from the Johnny Quest series. Stop trying to defend your terrorist brothers Muhammed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blankman2000 Posted July 6, 2010 Author Share Posted July 6, 2010 +1 For making me laugh.. +1 what? +1 blowjob from you later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USAF HART Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 +1 what? +1 blowjob from you later?Carry on troll...your presence is no longer requested here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEORGIAfan Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 It doesnt take a genius to figure out that the nick name "hadji" for arabs was taken from the Johnny Quest series. Stop trying to defend your terrorist brothers Muhammed.Considering he was from eastern India, i am call you an idiot for calling Arabs hadji. Also a genius would not refer to an Indian as an Arab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcon_bob Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 He wasn't serious?! :unsure: D*****! Now I'm never going to get my $90,000 back. Not only can I get you $90,000, I can double it. You see, I am currently in a precarious situation. My dear Aunt Gertrude recently passed away and left me a sizable inheritance. Unfortunately, she lived in France and in order to claim the money, I have to pay a significant tax penalty. My lawyer has advised me that if I were to give someone the inheritance as a gift, there would be no penalty. This is where you come in. If you wire me $100,000 (the fee to donate an inheritance) I will gladly pay you $200,000 once the money is safely within our borders. I look forward to working with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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