joe horn Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 For one game.Good thing he didn't take some diuretics to try to satisfy a weight clause in his contract; that would've cost him a quarter of the season.Instead he played it safe, merely tossing his wife down some stairs and spitting on her. Here, take 3 hours off and catch up on some Xbox Live achievements, Quinn. Let that be a lesson to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shredman Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 who ??????????????on that 5th string olyea man big news lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REV.2000 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 For one game.Good thing he didn't take some diuretics to try to satisfy a weight clause in his contract; that would've cost him a quarter of the season.Instead he played it safe, merely tossing his wife down some stairs and spitting on her. Here, take 3 hours off and catch up on some Xbox Live achievements, Quinn. Let that be a lesson to you YOU KNOW WHATS REALLY STRANGE ABOUT THIS? ITS THE FACT THAT SHE CAUGHT HIM, MAKING CONTACT WITH A FEMALE, ON THE COMPUTER, ON FACE BOOK ..... SO HE THREW HER DOWN THE STEPS FOR CATCHING HIM. STRANGE AIN'T IT?WHERE I COME FROM, SHE WOULD HAVE THROWN HIM DOWN THE STEPS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Servo Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 (edited) For one game.Good thing he didn't take some diuretics to try to satisfy a weight clause in his contract; that would've cost him a quarter of the season.Instead he played it safe, merely tossing his wife down some stairs and spitting on her. Here, take 3 hours off and catch up on some Xbox Live achievements, Quinn. Let that be a lesson to you poor saints, being treated so UNFAIRLY!!! as far as ojinnaka is concerned, having never met the man and completely judging him... to me, that guy's a piece of ****. Edited June 8, 2010 by Tom Servo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe horn Posted June 8, 2010 Author Share Posted June 8, 2010 poor saints, being treated so UNFAIRLY!!! I'm sure some of our guys want to cut loose every now and again and throw a SO down the stairs; heck, maybe even spit on her. I mean, who among us hasn't felt the urge to pound our girlfriend's dog headfirst into a wall until it's good and dead? I guess that's what makes the Falcons so much better than the Saints - the devil-may-care attitude that permeates from Mike "Sideline-Puncher" Smith on down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corsair Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Smitty and Dimitroff sure know how to pick em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REV.2000 Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 COME SEPTEMBER, WE'LL BE THROWING 53 GUYS DOWN SOME STEPS EACH SUNDAY.I WONDER WHAT THE NFL COMMISSIONER WILL DO TO US? NOT A DARN THING,BECAUSE THEY KNEW WHAT WAS WAITING AT THE TOP OF THE STEPS IN THE FIRSTPLACE. NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG, I'M NOT CONDONING WHAT THE GUY DID. BUT WE ARE SOME MEAN SON-OF-A-GUNS. COME SEPTEMBER, WATCH TEAMS PILE-UPAT THE BOTTOM OF THE STEPS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe horn Posted June 8, 2010 Author Share Posted June 8, 2010 COME SEPTEMBER, WE'LL BE THROWING 53 GUYS DOWN SOME STEPS EACH SUNDAY.I WONDER WHAT THE NFL COMMISSIONER WILL DO TO US? NOT A DARN THING,BECAUSE THEY KNEW WHAT WAS WAITING AT THE TOP OF THE STEPS IN THE FIRSTPLACE. NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG, I'M NOT CONDONING WHAT THE GUY DID. BUT WE ARE SOME MEAN SON-OF-A-GUNS. COME SEPTEMBER, WATCH TEAMS PILE-UPAT THE BOTTOM OF THE STEPS. I see a couple of stumbling blocks in your staircase REV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REV.2000 Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 I see a couple of stumbling blocks in your staircase REV JOE! .... YOU'RE SOMETHING ELSE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Servo Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 (edited) I guess that's what makes the Falcons so much better than the Saintswell, that and our coach isn't addicted to painkillers. also, we don't play in a horribly humid and damp city that only outnumbers its strip clubs with liquor stores and boys clubs.except once a year of course. Edited June 8, 2010 by Tom Servo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REV.2000 Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 well, that and our coach isn't addicted to painkillers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 well, that and our coach isn't addicted to painkillers. also, we don't play in a horribly humid and damp city that only outnumbers its strip clubs with liquor stores and boys clubs.except once a year of course.glad to see you find an alleged addiction to painkillers more morally repulsive than a guy throwing his lady down the stairs. stay classy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REV.2000 Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 I see a couple of stumbling blocks in your staircase REV MAN!!! .... JOE HORN DON'T EVER LET YOU HAVE THE LAST WORD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REV.2000 Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Don't worry REV2, we've got that covered! YOU GOT TO WATCH DAGO AND JOE HORN. THEY ARE QUICK-WITTED,THEY KEEP THOSE COME-BACK LINES IN THEIR BACK POCKETS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleur de Brees Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Don't worry, we're working overtime do drag more talent down from TAFT (apparently). You'll soon have a wide assortment of caricatures to align yourself with, so it doesn't (necessarily) have to be Reggie Bush stalkers or people with severe sexual depravities they're constantly projecting ALL THE TIME (the spooky thing is that's not directed at any one Falcons fan) under the guise of sports fandom. I mean, jeez, REV, imagine someone just casually introduces beastiality into your conversation about training camp. Oh that's right, you don't have to imagine, just click a link in TAFT. Maybe we'll get lucky and only attract more tinfoil hat whiners. I think the regulars are starting to s how signs of doubt , and could use some timely reinforcements to boost morale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REV.2000 Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Don't worry, we're working overtime do drag more talent down from TAFT (apparently). You'll soon have a wide assortment of caricatures to align yourself with, so it doesn't (necessarily) have to be Reggie Bush stalkers or people with severe sexual depravities they're constantly projecting ALL THE TIME (the spooky thing is that's not directed at any one Falcons fan) under the guise of sports fandom. I mean, jeez, REV, imagine someone just casually introduces beastiality into your conversation about training camp. Oh that's right, you don't have to imagine, just click a link in TAFT. Maybe we'll get lucky and only attract more tinfoil hat whiners. I think the regulars are starting to s how signs of doubt , and could use some timely reinforcements to boost morale. YOU DO KNOW YOU'RE SCARING ME NOW ... OR IS THAT WHAT YOU INTENDED? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laugher Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 YOU DO KNOW YOU'RE SCARING ME NOW ... OR IS THAT WHAT YOU INTENDED?Stop being a baby!!!! =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REV.2000 Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Stop being a baby!!!! =]MOST OF THE GUYS IN TATF DON'T REALLY LIKE ME. I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT I'M TOO FRIENDLYWITH THE ENEMY (the rivals). BUT WHAT MOST DON'T UNDERSTAND IS MY PHILOSOPHY, WHICH IS:"JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE MY RIVAL ..... IT DON'T MEAN YOU'RE MY ENEMY." YES! IT SCARES METO THINK ABOUT MOST OF TATF BEING OVER HERE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleur de Brees Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Silence like a cancer grows. We do not need TATF spreading into our world over here. That is why most of us scattered from there long ago.It's too late... IT HAS BEGUN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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