Dago Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 UPS and FedEx both came into my parking lot at the same time and I had this great daydream about them coming out of their vehicles, staring each other down, and then going at it like the old kung fu movie fightsthat would be awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcon_bob Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I'd pay to see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTL FED Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 UPS and FedEx both came into my parking lot at the same time and I had this great daydream about them coming out of their vehicles, staring each other down, and then going at it like the old kung fu movie fightsthat would be awesomeI've never heard it called that before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Wilson Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 (edited) UPS and FedEx both came into my parking lot at the same time and I had this great daydream about them coming out of their vehicles, staring each other down, and then going at it like the old kung fu movie fightsthat would be awesome... or as the music from Chariots of Fire plays, they both start sprinting toward your building giving one another a shuve every now and then. That would be cool. Edited May 28, 2010 by Flip Wilson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted May 28, 2010 Author Share Posted May 28, 2010 ... or as the music from Chariots of Fire plays, they both start sprinting toward your building giving one another a shuve every now and then. That would be cool.that would be cool as well, but I would still prefer to see the old school kung fu with the exaggerated gestures and their mouths not sinking up with the wordsfor God's sake...if the UPS and FedEx man are not mortal enemies they damned well should be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House 2.0 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 i'd watch it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted May 28, 2010 Author Share Posted May 28, 2010 and the DHL guy can be young grasshopper who can't snatch the package from the master's hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edZep Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I have had similar thoughts about Coke and Pepsi guys going at it. No homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcon_bob Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Add a little John Woo and have doves fly in slow motion between them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSFalcon Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I've had a similar thought, but it was more like a gang fight between a bunch of UPS and FedEx drivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConnFalcon Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 (edited) and the DHL guy can be young grasshopper who can't snatch the package from the master's handWhat about local couriers? Will they be involved as well?You never what kind of tricks they may have up their sleeves..... Edited May 28, 2010 by ConnFalcon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted May 28, 2010 Author Share Posted May 28, 2010 What about local couriers? Will they be involved as well?You never what kind of tricks they may have up their sleeves.....the local couriers are the roving band of ninjas who always get their arses kicked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monarch Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 You think your random thought is too good for the Random Thoughts thread?You elitists disgust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted May 28, 2010 Author Share Posted May 28, 2010 You think your random thought is too good for the Random Thoughts thread?You elitists disgust me. i will not conform to your traditional posting ways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monarch Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 FTR, it was way too good for the Random Stuff thread. :wub: UPS vs. FedEx - Two Men Enter, Both Men Eventually Leave in Oversized Trucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted May 28, 2010 Author Share Posted May 28, 2010 FTR, it was way too good for the Random Stuff thread. :wub: UPS vs. FedEx - Two Men Enter, Both Men Eventually Leave in Oversized Trucks! the loser is stripped of his hand truck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monarch Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 the loser is stripped of his hand truck That actually got me to literally lol. I know you say funnier **** on a daily basis, but that got me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSFalcon Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Hey Drago, I heard you use to work for UPS, but had to quit because it wasn't guaranteed that you could deliver over night. BAAAAAAMMM!!! I kid, I kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kibitzer Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Dago, Monarch,I think you're both wrong, and this should have gone into the random thoughts thread. I'm all for making good things better..... like really, this should have been two foxy *** female UPS/FedEx drivers getting into a catfight.... but that's just me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted May 28, 2010 Author Share Posted May 28, 2010 Dago, Monarch,I think you're both wrong, and this should have gone into the random thoughts thread. I'm all for making good things better..... like really, this should have been two foxy *** female UPS/FedEx drivers getting into a catfight.... but that's just me.never in the history of the interwebs has there been a more appropriate time to use this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted May 28, 2010 Author Share Posted May 28, 2010 Hey Drago, I heard you use to work for UPS, but had to quit because it wasn't guaranteed that you could deliver over night. BAAAAAAMMM!!! I kid, I kidthey fired me because I brought my truck to Pimp My Ride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConnFalcon Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 they fired me because I brought my truck to Pimp My Ride Then they hired you back becuase the bosses missed how you always handled their 'packages' with carebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzinggggggg I kid, I kid as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted May 28, 2010 Author Share Posted May 28, 2010 Then they hired you back becuase the bosses missed how you always handled their 'packages' with carebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzinggggggg I kid, I kid as well... ouch man...that one was brutal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monarch Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 never in the history of the interwebs has there been a more appropriate time to use thisI love that chick, especially the picture from behind that I'm always afeered to post in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monarch Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I think this one is ok though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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