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Daniel Craig gay? - Actor spotted kissing a guy?

Daniel Craig has sparked bisexual rumors. According to the National Enquirer, the 007 star was spotted kissing a guy on May 15th at Roosterfish bar in Venice.

"It was definitely Daniel Craig, and he was most certainly making out with a guy," claims an onlooker in the parking lot. "Daniel kissed his friend on the lips. It was an open-mouth passionate French kiss. In fact, Daniel held the guy's head in his hands and pull him in for the kiss!"

When Daniel saw he was being watched, the witness claims he "immediately broke away from the guy. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it."

"When Daniel and his friend walked in, they looked like any other upscale gay couple checking out the scene.

He rubbed Daniel's leg and shoulder while they talked, and Daniel didn't seem to mind.

At first, I thought Daniel may have come in with his gay friend to check out the live music. But when they started dancing together, I thought, 'This is more than just two friends out for drinks.'"

I thought he was a great Bond and was looking forward to the next 007 movie. Hopefully its not true, its kinda hard to take a homo seriously as James Bond :(

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I always rely on the words of "an onlooker" when these things are reported. An onlooker told me that Dikembbe Mutombo was an animatronic device operated by two teenagers from Dublin Ohio using a complex system of wires and midgets to fool basketball fans for several years.

"Getting him to wag the finger after blocks was the key," the onlooker stated. "Because it distracted fans toward his hand instead of the 500 yards of electronic wires that allowed "Deke" to appear to come to life.

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I always rely on the words of "an onlooker" when these things are reported. An onlooker told me that Dikembbe Mutombo was an animatronic device operated by two teenagers from Dublin Ohio using a complex system of wires and midgets to fool basketball fans for several years.

"Getting him to wag the finger after blocks was the key," the onlooker stated. "Because it distracted fans toward his hand instead of the 500 yards of electronic wires that allowed "Deke" to appear to come to life.

WHO TOLD YOU.........I mean......that's crazy talk man. Ha. Ha. Ha. :unsure:

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I saw Drew Brees punch a baby in the face at Dairy Queen.

I saw it too.

As far as Craig...

I don't care if someone's gay, but if they're is one person I'd rather be straight... it's the guy playing James ****in' Bond.

smh @ a ghey james bond. and he was a great actor.

So, they aren't gonna let him act anymore??

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I am not a fan of him at all in the Bond movies. Casino Royale was decent, and The Quantum of solace was the worst Bond movie ever made.

Brosnan is my favorite Bond.

I'm not saying QoS was good but "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" is by far the worst Bond movie. Only because George Lazenby was a god-awful Bond. Just turrible.

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"An onlooker"? I mean, not to belabor a point and I believe he's fruity as an orange grove, but WTF? That's all it takes to report a story nowadays?

According to the National Enquirer

I'd say coming from the National Enquirer, an onlooker is a pretty solid source. Usually it's just something the editor dreamed of that morning.

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