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Check the Vegas tourists websites while your their to find out where the best dinner deals are. Some are on the strip, many are just off the strip. See as many Cirque du Soleil shows as you can. Sometimes you can get dinner-show packages in some casinos and save some doe. If you like to gamble, join a players club where you plan to gamble most, you get free chips and might get some rewards. You lucky dog, have fun!

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Here's a four step plan to enjoy Vegas:

1. Find lonely billionaire

2. Offer him one night with your wife for one million dollars.

3. Gamble with the one million dollars

4. Repeat steps 1-3 after you lose the million dollars.

Optional:

5. Marry stripper after your wife leaves you.

I hope this was helpful.

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Here's a four step plan to enjoy Vegas:

1. Find lonely billionaire

2. Offer him one night with your wife for one million dollars.

3. Gamble with the one million dollars

4. Repeat steps 1-3 after you lose the million dollars.

Optional:

5. Marry stripper after your wife leaves you.

I hope this was helpful.

that sounds like a lot of trouble. Can't I go straight to the STD?

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Check the Vegas tourists websites while your their to find out where the best dinner deals are. Some are on the strip, many are just off the strip. See as many Cirque du Soleil shows as you can. Sometimes you can get dinner-show packages in some casinos and save some doe. If you like to gamble, join a players club where you plan to gamble most, you get free chips and might get some rewards. You lucky dog, have fun!

Will do, thanks. I plan getting tix in advance to Mystere.

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