izwun Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 This'll be my first time there for vacation. Me and a lady friend staying at the Paris for 4 nites. Can anyone share any pearls of wisdom to ensure a good experience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mookie3127 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 get **** faced, gamble away you life savings and children's college fund, and find a cheap hooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NZFalcon Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Dont loose Doug!! and if you do he will probably be on the roof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomahawk Choppa Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Dont loose Doug!! and if you do he will probably be on the roof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayOzOne Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Check the room for bugs. Creepy crawlers and electronic alike. What happens in Vegas doesn't have to stay in Vegas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambler Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Check the Vegas tourists websites while your their to find out where the best dinner deals are. Some are on the strip, many are just off the strip. See as many Cirque du Soleil shows as you can. Sometimes you can get dinner-show packages in some casinos and save some doe. If you like to gamble, join a players club where you plan to gamble most, you get free chips and might get some rewards. You lucky dog, have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LouDog Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 put your life savings on the falcons to win it all this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcon_bob Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Always double down on 11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 see if you can talk your woman into some DVDA action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izwun Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 get **** faced, gamble away you life savings and children's college fund, and find a cheap hooker.I already planned on doing 2 outta the 3 . Good enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mookie3127 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I already planned on doing 2 outta the 3 . Good enough?can't go wrong with any 2 of those options, so i'd just play it safe and shoot for all 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izwun Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 Fill me in.. I havent the slightest :mellow: . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mookie3127 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Fill me in.. I havent the slightest :mellow: .it's from the movie "the hangover".....worth a watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izwun Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 can't go wrong with any 2 of those options, so i'd just play it safe and shoot for all 3. Yeh but, one is impossible for me to do... need nine more months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomahawk Choppa Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Fill me in.. I havent the slightest :mellow: .It's from the movie "The Hangover" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcon_bob Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Here's a four step plan to enjoy Vegas:1. Find lonely billionaire2. Offer him one night with your wife for one million dollars.3. Gamble with the one million dollars4. Repeat steps 1-3 after you lose the million dollars.Optional: 5. Marry stripper after your wife leaves you.I hope this was helpful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Here's a four step plan to enjoy Vegas:1. Find lonely billionaire2. Offer him one night with your wife for one million dollars.3. Gamble with the one million dollars4. Repeat steps 1-3 after you lose the million dollars.Optional: 5. Marry stripper after your wife leaves you.I hope this was helpful.that sounds like a lot of trouble. Can't I go straight to the STD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izwun Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 Check the Vegas tourists websites while your their to find out where the best dinner deals are. Some are on the strip, many are just off the strip. See as many Cirque du Soleil shows as you can. Sometimes you can get dinner-show packages in some casinos and save some doe. If you like to gamble, join a players club where you plan to gamble most, you get free chips and might get some rewards. You lucky dog, have fun!Will do, thanks. I plan getting tix in advance to Mystere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcon_bob Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 that sounds like a lot of trouble. Can't I go straight to the STD?If you want to miss out on the entire "Vegas Experience", sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izwun Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 Always double down on 11.All day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 If you want to miss out on the entire "Vegas Experience", sure.can I help it if I am lazy? gimme some valtrex and leave me the **** alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcon_bob Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 can I help it if I am lazy? gimme some valtrex and leave me the **** alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izwun Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 This thread isn't going exactly as i planned it to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NZFalcon Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 This thread isn't going exactly as i planned it to.What do you mean? these tips are near invaluable and your not appreciating, **** your lucky to have these tips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcon_bob Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 If you're too lazy for my fool proof 4-step plan (Dago!), I have a 2 step plan:1. Get really drunk.2. Repeat step one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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