MCQ1122 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 okay, this is what everyone has been waiting for...hear me out....we sign Russell to a lucrative deal, maybe 99mil for 9 years, something to secure him for the long haul. We release Matt Ryan, and Todd McClure...stay with me....now, we create a new position that will change football forever...the QCB...quarter-center-back....at 6'6, 260 pounds, we get Russell to bulk up a little more in training camp, and he becomes the first quarterback to also play center, hut the ball to himself, and block oncoming defensive tackles with his size and frame, with this, we also release Todd McClure, and free up some room to add some much needed depth at running back, turner, norwood, and snelling cant do it all themselves....we bring back Ryan Leaf...and make him the comeback player of the century at the running back position....who's with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConnFalcon Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 (edited) I stopped reading after 'okay' Edited May 6, 2010 by ConnFalcon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hoopah! Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 okay, this is what everyone has been waiting for...hear me out....we sign Russell to a lucrative deal, maybe 99mil for 9 years, something to secure him for the long haul. We release Matt Ryan, and Todd McClure...stay with me....now, we create a new position that will change football forever...the QCB...quarter-center-back....at 6'6, 260 pounds, we get Russell to bulk up a little more in training camp, and he becomes the first quarterback to also play center, hut the ball to himself, and block oncoming defensive tackles with his size and frame, with this, we also release Todd McClure, and free up some room to add some much needed depth at running back, turner, norwood, and snelling cant do it all themselves....we bring back Ryan Leaf...and make him the comeback player of the century at the running back position....who's with meI +1'd you for the "QCB." That amused me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Don™ Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I would love to know who gave a +1 to this oh so funny fellow...Edit: NVM, we posted at the same time ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymadd Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 The Russell Olineman joke lost it luster a few days ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hoopah! Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I would love to know who gave a +1 to this oh so funny fellow...See above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blkbigdog35 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Dude The Chronic kills okay!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Death D Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I wouldn't be suprised if a team wanted to sign him to play DT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattIceRyanMVP2 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 If we sign him, we will know how NOT to play QB. Dumb thread, man. For real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucman™® Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 post more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NZFalcon Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 The 'Stick' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkansas Falcon Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I stopped reading after Jamarcus Russell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phattywankenobi Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 OR since he likes to "bulk up" so much he could change his name to Ja-mokus Wussell-Kami and be a Sumo Wrester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dem Birds Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I stopped reading after Jamarcus Russell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROMERO Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 okay, this is what everyone has been waiting for...hear me out....we sign Russell to a lucrative deal, maybe 99mil for 9 years, something to secure him for the long haul. We release Matt Ryan, and Todd McClure...stay with me....now, we create a new position that will change football forever...the QCB...quarter-center-back....at 6'6, 260 pounds, we get Russell to bulk up a little more in training camp, and he becomes the first quarterback to also play center, hut the ball to himself, and block oncoming defensive tackles with his size and frame, with this, we also release Todd McClure, and free up some room to add some much needed depth at running back, turner, norwood, and snelling cant do it all themselves....we bring back Ryan Leaf...and make him the comeback player of the century at the running back position....who's with meare you smoking crack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidwestATLFALC Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 How Bout No... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCQ1122 Posted May 6, 2010 Author Share Posted May 6, 2010 it was more of a joke....BUT...we should at least make him our Quarterback Coach.....he is experienced, and his quarterback rating over the past three years was...55.9...77.1...and 55.0....if those aren't signs of a great QB, I don't know what is...maybe while he is with us, we get him to be our Fitness and Cardio coach also, he clearly has some secret to staying in shape and throwing the ball perfectly to cornerbacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nono Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 okay, this is what everyone has been waiting for...hear me out....we sign Russell to a lucrative deal, maybe 99mil for 9 years, something to secure him for the long haul. We release Matt Ryan, and Todd McClure...stay with me....now, we create a new position that will change football forever...the QCB...quarter-center-back....at 6'6, 260 pounds, we get Russell to bulk up a little more in training camp, and he becomes the first quarterback to also play center, hut the ball to himself, and block oncoming defensive tackles with his size and frame, with this, we also release Todd McClure, and free up some room to add some much needed depth at running back, turner, norwood, and snelling cant do it all themselves....we bring back Ryan Leaf...and make him the comeback player of the century at the running back position....who's with meNO--lazy uninspired QB prone to binge eating with a cannon arm--heck no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamee101 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I've been saying we need O-line depth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwifalcon Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 okay, this is what everyone has been waiting for...hear me out....we sign Russell to a lucrative deal, maybe 99mil for 9 years, something to secure him for the long haul. We release Matt Ryan, and Todd McClure...stay with me....now, we create a new position that will change football forever...the QCB...quarter-center-back....at 6'6, 260 pounds, we get Russell to bulk up a little more in training camp, and he becomes the first quarterback to also play center, hut the ball to himself, and block oncoming defensive tackles with his size and frame, with this, we also release Todd McClure, and free up some room to add some much needed depth at running back, turner, norwood, and snelling cant do it all themselves....we bring back Ryan Leaf...and make him the comeback player of the century at the running back position....who's with meStupid post Newbie your going to flamed bigtime for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osiruz Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Sign him and let him compete with Bustersons at DE, heck he might even win it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adema1226 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 The 'Stick' lol we have Jamaal Anderson for that right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goal Line D Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Facepalming this thread would be an insult to facepalms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM12 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 it was more of a joke....BUT...we should at least make him our Quarterback Coach.....he is experienced, and his quarterback rating over the past three years was...55.9...77.1...and 55.0....if those aren't signs of a great QB, I don't know what is...maybe while he is with us, we get him to be our Fitness and Cardio coach also, he clearly has some secret to staying in shape and throwing the ball perfectly to cornerbacksmaybe he learnt sarcasm in school today and wanted to try it out.. i actually aged reading this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misznay-Schardin Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Fail at being funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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