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Even though i push for people trying to get along i want to tell you a story.

There once was a man named michael turner. He played american football on the atlanta falcons. Now this team had a message board. He visited this board to see what his fans thought he once saw a topic called roddy white to new england..... A single tear flowed down his left cheek. He had lost all faith in the falcons fanbase after this

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Even though i push for people trying to get along i want to tell you a story.

There once was a man named michael turner. He played american football on the atlanta falcons. Now this team had a message board. He visited this board to see what his fans thought he once saw a topic called roddy white to new england..... A single tear flowed down his left cheek. He had lost all faith in the falcons fanbase after this

Terrible story.

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Even though i push for people trying to get along i want to tell you a story.

There once was a man named michael turner. He played american football on the atlanta falcons. Now this team had a message board. He visited this board to see what his fans thought he once saw a topic called roddy white to new england..... A single tear flowed down his left cheek. He had lost all faith in the falcons fanbase after this

This story is almost as bad as the original thread topic.

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A stray cat showed up on my front step this past winter. I took the cat in due to it being so cold thinking it would be just until it warmed up. Soon after I noticed the cat appeared to be pregnant.

Some weeks later the cat seemed to be distraught. She just didn't seem to be comfortable. I tried everything to help her. Eventually she climbed up on the counter and just as I opened the oven and was about to turn it on she jumped inside. Obviously I did not turn on the oven and the cat seemed to find peace and quiet in there so I left her alone.

Some time passed I heard this horrible noise as I witnessed the cat giving birth. I excitedly shouted to everyone in the house "Come look, hurry, the cat made biscuits".

Some of you saw this one a mile a way and no I won't refund you your 30 sec you spent reading that. You should have known better. :D

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Even though i push for people trying to get along i want to tell you a story.

There once was a man named michael turner. He played american football on the atlanta falcons. Now this team had a message board. He visited this board to see what his fans thought he once saw a topic called roddy white to new england..... A single tear flowed down his left cheek. He had lost all faith in the falcons fanbase after this

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A stray cat showed up on my front step this past winter. I took the cat in due to it being so cold thinking it would be just until it warmed up. Soon after I noticed the cat appeared to be pregnant.

Some weeks later the cat seemed to be distraught. She just didn't seem to be comfortable. I tried everything to help her. Eventually she climbed up on the counter and just as I opened the oven and was about to turn it on she jumped inside. Obviously I did not turn on the oven and the cat seemed to find peace and quiet in there so I left her alone.

Some time passed I heard this horrible noise as I witnessed the cat giving birth. I excitedly shouted to everyone in the house "Come look, hurry, the cat made biscuits".

Some of you saw this one a mile a way and no I won't refund you your 30 sec you spent reading that. You should have known better. :D

WTF Phatty? :lol:

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WTF Phatty? :lol:

Just because Roddy went to New England does not make him a Patriot. Just because a cat has kittens in the oven don't make 'em bisuits. It's an old saying. It's like a former pastor of mine said going to church makes a person no more of a Christian than going to McDonald's makes you a cheeseburger. (Not trying to inject the religious talk. I just found it to be funny.) :D

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I'll be on a plane to Seattle next month. Doesn't mean I'm getting traded to the Seahawks!

no that means your going to be a seahawk fan. GRRRRR

lol jk......yea you'll be traded cause they need you to play QB

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Just because Roddy went to New England does not make him a Patriot. Just because a cat has kittens in the oven don't make 'em bisuits. It's an old saying. It's like a former pastor of mine said going to church makes a person no more of a Christian than going to McDonald's makes you a cheeseburger. (Not trying to inject the religious talk. I just found it to be funny.) :D

I like that.... sounds like a smart guy.

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