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I wonder what would happen if two head coaches showed up at the same player's door at midnight? Would they fight to the death over who got to sign the player?

"In the year 2010 the United States of America's favorite sport -- known then as football -- was racked from within by renegade union forces bent on creating a league-wide lockout. By 2015 the Gridiron War began in earnest. Casualties were massive and innocent civilians were conscripted against their will by Jerry Jones to create weapons for his war effort. In 2020 an accord was made, after the season ended all players would become free agents, where they ended up determined solely by hand-to-hand combat between coaches. Deathball was born, more than a sport it became the country's primary source of income. Eventually one man rose among the ranks and levied his prowess as the premiere coach in the NDL into becoming president and, eventually, dictator. That man?

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All hail Emperor Ditka I!"

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"In the year 2010 the United States of America's favorite sport -- known then as football -- was racked from within by renegade union forces bent on creating a league-wide lockout. By 2015 the Gridiron War began in earnest. Casualties were massive and innocent civilians were conscripted against their will by Jerry Jones to create weapons for his war effort. In 2020 an accord was made, after the season ended all players would become free agents, where they ended up determined solely by hand-to-hand combat between coaches. Deathball was born, more than a sport it became the country's primary source of income. Eventually one man rose among the ranks and levied his prowess as the premiere coach in the NDL into becoming president and, eventually, dictator. That man?

Chicago_Bears_Mike_Ditka_ch75_large.jpg

All hail Emperor Ditka I!"

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