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Lito Sheppard released


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He looked pretty terrible, was frequently targeted by opposing offenses, and has played 16 games all of two times since 2002. I know I just put up a Marlin Jackson thread, but with Sheppard it looks like a long history of injuries that aren't going to get better with age.

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THE LITO SHUFFLE

Parody

(written by Boz Scaggs / David Paich, 1976)

Boz Scaggs

Lido missed the boat that day he left from Jax.......

But that was all he missed, & he ain't comin' back.

On a Gator field surrounded by a hoard of fans he made a stop.

He snagged pass, he returned a punt, he put UF o-ver the top.

Next stop Tally-town, Lido put his foot down & let it roll........

He say, "one more score oughta' get it, One last TD 'fore we quit it"

One for the roooooad.........

Lito, whoa-oh-oh-oh....

He's for the money, he's for the show

Lito's a-waitin' for another gooo.

Lito, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh....

He said one more catch oughta get it,

One last shot, then we quit it

One more for the road...........

Lido be runnin', havin' great big fun 'til he got to Hoke

Sayin' "toe the line or blow it" and that was all he wrote.

Lito be makin' like a beeline, headin' for the endzone line,

goin' for broke.

Sayin, "one more score oughta do it"

'nother TD - ain't nothin' to it!!

One more for the road"

Lito, whoa-oh-oh-oh....

He's for the money, he's for the show

Lito's a-waitin' for another gooo.

Lito, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh....

He said one more score oughta get it,

One last I.N.T., then we quit it

One more for the roooooad

Lito, whoa-oh-oh-oh....

He's for the money, he's for the show

Lito's a-waitin' for another gooo.

Lito, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh....

He said one more hit oughta get it,

One last score, then we quit it

One more for the roooooad

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THE LITO SHUFFLE

Parody

(written by Boz Scaggs / David Paich, 1976)

Boz Scaggs

Lido missed the boat that day he left from Jax.......

But that was all he missed, & he ain't comin' back.

On a Gator field surrounded by a hoard of fans he made a stop.

He snagged pass, he returned a punt, he put UF o-ver the top.

Next stop Tally-town, Lido put his foot down & let it roll........

He say, "one more score oughta' get it, One last TD 'fore we quit it"

One for the roooooad.........

Lito, whoa-oh-oh-oh....

He's for the money, he's for the show

Lito's a-waitin' for another gooo.

Lito, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh....

He said one more catch oughta get it,

One last shot, then we quit it

One more for the road...........

Lido be runnin', havin' great big fun 'til he got to Hoke

Sayin' "toe the line or blow it" and that was all he wrote.

Lito be makin' like a beeline, headin' for the endzone line,

goin' for broke.

Sayin, "one more score oughta do it"

'nother TD - ain't nothin' to it!!

One more for the road"

Lito, whoa-oh-oh-oh....

He's for the money, he's for the show

Lito's a-waitin' for another gooo.

Lito, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh....

He said one more score oughta get it,

One last I.N.T., then we quit it

One more for the roooooad

Lito, whoa-oh-oh-oh....

He's for the money, he's for the show

Lito's a-waitin' for another gooo.

Lito, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh....

He said one more hit oughta get it,

One last score, then we quit it

One more for the roooooad

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How much of that is guaranteed?

I'll give him $6 dollars guaranteed!

Heck, I'll even throw in an 8 dollar incentive if he plays in all 16 games!

So, to recap...a 1 year - $10 Contract with $6 Guaranteed, with incentives the contract could be worth a total of $18. Think that will do it?

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I'll give him $6 dollars guaranteed!

Heck, I'll even throw in an 8 dollar incentive if he plays in all 16 games!

So, to recap...a 1 year - $10 Contract with $6 Guaranteed, with incentives the contract could be worth a total of $18. Think that will do it?

he would be crazy to refuse that deal lol you guys are howels .

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