crankdatfalcon Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 So i was looking up some info on jerious to find his 40 time (which was some say was 4.32, 4.33. or 4.36 by the way) and ran across this story...i dont think i remember this..Norwood Stunned After Henry Kissinger Kisses Girlfriend, “I Couldn’t Believe My Eyes”November 14, 2008 by admin ATLANTA- An overwhelmed and almost tearful Jerious Norwood told reporters he couldn’t believe what he saw after Sunday’s game while former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger was standing on top of his seat in the stands, and yelling loudly for an ‘afterparty’. Kissinger, who was seated next to Norwood’s friends, bent over and kissed the mouth of Norwood’s girlfriend. He then turned around to Norwood, waved, and winked with his thumb saluting upward. A stunned Norwood didn’t know how to react, and ran into the tunnel to get away from the situation, and any angry feelings he might have had. “It was like I was running away from something awful. I didn’t - I couldn’t - even think about what I saw. It was so spiteful of Henry,” Norwood sobbed. According to Norwood this isn’t the first time Kissinger has made advances towards his girlfriend. During a cocktail party in Savannah the government insider suggested to Norwood’s girlfriend that the two of them trip ‘the life fantastic’ while Norwood was busy refilling his plate at the seafood buffett. Norwood confronted Mr. Kissinger immediately, and after apologizing, Norwood made good by offering the ex-diplomat a ticket to a Falcon’s game.“And now this. Honestly Henry’s actions hurt. It hurts inside to see him mackin’ on my girl. I’m not mad to be honest, I’m just hurt that he would act in this manner,” Norwood lamented. “But the fact that he would come all the way here to just watch me? That’s humbling.”Jerious said he was willing to forgive Kissinger completely if he could ‘walk into’ two tickets to the David Hasselhoff concert in Munich next month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vabchbirdlover Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Nope. Strange story, sounds like author needs a hug, counseling or a tripto the shrink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConnFalcon Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Wow, what a weird story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goal Line D Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Am I the only one who finds the former US Secretary of State and Jerious Norwood mentioned in the same story totally ludicrous?!?! :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NZFalcon Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 :mellow: :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTL FED Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 So i was looking up some info on jerious to find his 40 time (which was some say was 4.32, 4.33. or 4.36 by the way) and ran across this story...i dont think i remember this..Norwood Stunned After Henry Kissinger Kisses Girlfriend, "I Couldn't Believe My Eyes"November 14, 2008 by admin ATLANTA- An overwhelmed and almost tearful Jerious Norwood told reporters he couldn't believe what he saw after Sunday's game while former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger was standing on top of his seat in the stands, and yelling loudly for an 'afterparty'. Kissinger, who was seated next to Norwood's friends, bent over and kissed the mouth of Norwood's girlfriend. He then turned around to Norwood, waved, and winked with his thumb saluting upward. A stunned Norwood didn't know how to react, and ran into the tunnel to get away from the situation, and any angry feelings he might have had. "It was like I was running away from something awful. I didn't - I couldn't - even think about what I saw. It was so spiteful of Henry," Norwood sobbed. According to Norwood this isn't the first time Kissinger has made advances towards his girlfriend. During a cocktail party in Savannah the government insider suggested to Norwood's girlfriend that the two of them trip 'the life fantastic' while Norwood was busy refilling his plate at the seafood buffett. Norwood confronted Mr. Kissinger immediately, and after apologizing, Norwood made good by offering the ex-diplomat a ticket to a Falcon's game."And now this. Honestly Henry's actions hurt. It hurts inside to see him mackin' on my girl. I'm not mad to be honest, I'm just hurt that he would act in this manner," Norwood lamented. "But the fact that he would come all the way here to just watch me? That's humbling."Jerious said he was willing to forgive Kissinger completely if he could 'walk into' two tickets to the David Hasselhoff concert in Munich next month.lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOEinPHX Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 That same SOB once groped my wife in a Subway sandwich shop. I knocked the em-effer on his diplomatic butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sporkdevil Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 http://fantasyhumor.com/?p=1992 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O Falcão Risohno Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 lol Classic mix-up! Thought this was fake at first. Probably the most bizarre scenario I've heard of in a minute. Jerious, you're a better man than I would be in that situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crankdatfalcon Posted March 1, 2010 Author Share Posted March 1, 2010 http://fantasyhumor.com/?p=1992lol, i was trying to post the pic of jerious, he looks like he's ready to kill a man.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sporkdevil Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 lol, i was trying to post the pic of jerious, he looks like he's ready to kill a man..I just love the shot of Kissinger in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AF89 Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 :blink: The ****?Next your going to tell me Jeroius's girlfreind was Janet Reno. :wacko: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dem Birds Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 That's pretty hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoosier Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 That same SOB once groped my wife in a Subway sandwich shop. I knocked the em-effer on his diplomatic butt.This all just does not make sense, because the Perv has got to be close to nintey! Also, I don't think you are telling us the whole story, Kissinger is one of the the most ruthless and powerfulmen in the world, even to this day from what I understand. He would feel the right to the minion'swomen of the world, and whatever else they have. I do not believe you knock someone like him downand live to tell about it. Please give us the rest of the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AF89 Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 (edited) This all just does not make sense, because the Perv has got to be close to nintey! Also, I don't think you are telling us the whole story, Kissinger is one of the the most ruthless and powerfulmen in the world, even to this day from what I understand. He would feel the right to the minion'swomen of the world, and whatever else they have. I do not believe you knock someone like him downand live to tell about it. Please give us the rest of the story. I'm about 99.9999% sure this is just an internet story.(see joke) Edited March 1, 2010 by atl falcon 89 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoosier Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 I'm about 99.9999% sure this is just an internet story.(see joke)I thought so, but you can never be quite sure. Thanks for straightening that out for me though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOEinPHX Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 (edited) That same SOB once groped my wife in a Subway sandwich shop. I knocked the em-effer on his diplomatic butt.This all just does not make sense, because the Perv has got to be close to nintey! Also, I don't think you are telling us the whole story, Kissinger is one of the the most ruthless and powerfulmen in the world, even to this day from what I understand. He would feel the right to the minion'swomen of the world, and whatever else they have. I do not believe you knock someone like him downand live to tell about it. Please give us the rest of the story.Sorry, I got my politicians confused. It wasn't Kissinger. It was Bill Clinton. Edited March 2, 2010 by JOEinPHX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog River Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 David Hasselhoff?? Really?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Wilson Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Is Jerious German? The German's love their Hasselhoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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