GetUSom3 Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Reasons to keep: No-way-in-EL-AM-I-making-that!There are many positives to keeping "no-way-in-'El-am-I-making that!" on the team.There are many positives to keeping "no-way-in-'El-am-I-making that!" on the team.1). He absorbs so much of the Fans Angst it keeps our minds off the Cornerbacks.2). Knowing he will miss that kick gives your mind the opportunity to focus on "how do we make points elsehere?"3). Keep him because we want to prove to the League that Extra Points are "over-rated!"4). Keep him because some lucky fan is going to get a real game-ball every time he launches those kicks wide of the net!5). Keep him because you need to use him to teach your kid that "winning isn't everything!"6). Keep him because while he has a job in the NFL you realize you really could play in the big leagues.7). Keep him because he will almost assuredly make you post on the Falcon's threads.8). Keep him because you know your Mother-In-Law really could have a higher percentage of FGs than him!9). Keep him because sometimes your family needs to see you throw your remote at the TV-it trains respect.10). Keep him because your psychic abilities improve dramatically when he takes the field.11) Keep him because we've never been comfortable in the Highlight Films.12) Keep him for the peace of mind he brings to our opponents.13) Keep "No-way-in-'EL-AM-I-gonna-make-it" because 3 points is not even HALF a Touchdown!14) Keep him because if Keonen goes down, we will have to hire someone else to Kick-Off!!!15) Keep him for the since of unity he gives to the rest of the team, know they ALL hate to see him take the field.16) Keep him for the way he can kill that nasty momentum every time it rears it's ugly head!17) Keep him for the way he points out the way we can beat a dead horse better than any team in the NFL!18) Keep the guy because he helps with the water crew during practice.19) Keep the guy because we've already had his name sewn into all those jerseys, and you know how mad the seamstress got when we signed Bartkowski! 10). Keep him because he improves your ability to foresee the future.11) Keep him because we've never been comfortable in the Highlight Films. 12) Keep him for the peace of mind he brings to our opponents.13) Keep "No-way-in-'EL-AM-I-gonna-make-it" because 3 points is not even HALF a Touchdown!14) Keep him because if Keonen goes down, we will have to hire someone else to Kick-Off!!!15) Keep him for the since of unity he gives to the rest of the team, know they ALL hate to see him take the field.16) Keep him for the way he can kill that nasty momentum every time it rears it's ugly head!17) Keep him for the way he points out the way we can beat a dead horse better than any team in the NFL!18) Keep the guy because he helps with the water crew during practice.19) Keep the guy because we've already had his name sewn into all those jerseys, and you know how mad the seamstress got when we signed Bartkowski! What are your reason?Reasons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetUSom3 Posted November 17, 2009 Author Share Posted November 17, 2009 Repetition is a beautiful thing...Sorry for the bad edit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatJackSA_ATLFAN Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 You sir, made my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetUSom3 Posted November 17, 2009 Author Share Posted November 17, 2009 SatJackSA_ATLFAN: Thanks for making mine. A positive vote would surely help, if you are so inclined.Feel free to add your own... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetUSom3 Posted November 18, 2009 Author Share Posted November 18, 2009 20) Keep him because no one can better explain the dynamics of Center-To-Holder-To-Kick to the coaches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcons_Rule Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Getusome3, Very funny stuff. Keep up the good work. 16 is my favorite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetUSom3 Posted November 18, 2009 Author Share Posted November 18, 2009 Falcons_Rule: Many thanks! Welcome to the boards!21) Keep him here because in his own words: No-Way-In-EL-AM-I-gonna-get-a-job-anywhere-else! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetUSom3 Posted November 18, 2009 Author Share Posted November 18, 2009 22) Keep him because he calls Smitty "Dad." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Ryan = Trent Edwards Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Keep him because mustache rides are fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetUSom3 Posted November 18, 2009 Author Share Posted November 18, 2009 23) Keep No-way-in-EL-AM-I-making-that cause when there is 3 seconds on the game clock and we are down by 2 points you can hurry for the exit knowing this one goes in the "L" column. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetUSom3 Posted November 18, 2009 Author Share Posted November 18, 2009 24) Keep Elam cause in a weird way he makes you feel much better about your Golf Game! (No more "Hookapotamus" for you)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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