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Elam's Agent wants Mid-Season Contract Increase with 35% or more bonus!


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Elam's agent has requested a Contract re-negotiation for $27 Million increase and Bonuses for FG Percentage above 35%. Let's hope we can come to terms quickly. Would hate to lose him to Free Agency.

FFS1970 wants $8.33 to drive that sunny beach out to the county line and drop him off.

Spent all morning in Duluth looking for Morten Andersen.

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"FFS1970 wants $8.33 to drive that sunny beach out to the county line and drop him off."Dude, put me down for$10 on that one-way drive.If you plan a drive like he kicks you'll be in Mexico City by Friday.

Bro put that 10 in the Rev Hal kitty or in the Bring Back Mort fund.

I changed my mind. I will drive all the way to the Branch pick up ELeft and drive him as far as the state line. In any direction. FOR FREE. Seriously. :angry:

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FFS1970 wants $8.33 to drive that sunny beach out to the county line and drop him off.

Spent all morning in Duluth looking for Morten Andersen.

I'll help with the driving and chip in on the gas.

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Could we please join together and try to raise the $27 Million to keep those "wide lefts" coming?

It's for the children. Please know that every dime you contribute to the "Elevate Elam" fund will go toward procuring his talents for years of "near and far misses" to come.

Please log on to www.suckacan'tkick.com and make your generous contributions.

Thank you!

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www.suckacantkick.com for the win.

There are many positives to keeping "no-way-in-'El-am-I-making that!" on the team.

1). He absorbs so much of the Fans Angst it keeps our minds off the Cornerbacks.

2). Knowing he will miss that kick gives your mind the opportunity to focus on "how do we make points elsehere?"

3). Keep him because we want to prove to the League that Extra Points are "over-rated!"

4). Keep him because some lucky fan is going to get a real game-ball every time he launches those kicks wide of the net!

5). Keep him because you need to use him to teach your kid that "winning isn't everything!"

6). Keep him because while he has a job in the NFL you realize you really could play in the big leagues.

7). Keep him because he will almost assuredly make you post on the Falcon's threads.

8). Keep him because you know your Mother-In-Law really could have a higher percentage of FGs than him!

9). Keep him because sometimes your family needs to see you throw your remote at the TV-it trains respect.

10). Keep him because you need he improves your ability to foresee the future.

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www.suckacantkick.com for the win.

There are many positives to keeping "no-way-in-'El-am-I-making that!" on the team.

1). He absorbs so much of the Fans Angst it keeps our minds off the Cornerbacks.

2). Knowing he will miss that kick gives your mind the opportunity to focus on "how do we make points elsehere?"

3). Keep him because we want to prove to the League that Extra Points are "over-rated!"

4). Keep him because some lucky fan is going to get a real game-ball every time he launches those kicks wide of the net!

5). Keep him because you need to use him to teach your kid that "winning isn't everything!"

6). Keep him because while he has a job in the NFL you realize you really could play in the big leagues.

7). Keep him because he will almost assuredly make you post on the Falcon's threads.

8). Keep him because you know your Mother-In-Law really could have a higher percentage of FGs than him!

9). Keep him because sometimes your family needs to see you throw your remote at the TV-it trains respect.

10). Keep him because you need he improves your ability to foresee the future.

This deserves a thread of its own. Priceless

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