GetUSom3 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Elam's agent has requested a Contract re-negotiation for $27 Million increase and Bonuses for FG Percentage above 35%. Let's hope we can come to terms quickly. Would hate to lose him to Free Agency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetUSom3 Posted November 16, 2009 Author Share Posted November 16, 2009 Source: www.hekickswideleft.com Seems there must have been some alcohol involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwolfcfc Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 timing is everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmite Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_winger Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 timing is everything Yeah, no chit. He should have asked right after he missed that one yesterday. We could have been ahead, and who knows how that would have changed the dynamic. Right about now, I'm thinking Denver got the better kicker, even though that Prater kid was tattooed up the ying yang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetUSom3 Posted November 16, 2009 Author Share Posted November 16, 2009 "Sho me the money!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconFanSince1970 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Elam's agent has requested a Contract re-negotiation for $27 Million increase and Bonuses for FG Percentage above 35%. Let's hope we can come to terms quickly. Would hate to lose him to Free Agency.FFS1970 wants $8.33 to drive that sunny beach out to the county line and drop him off.Spent all morning in Duluth looking for Morten Andersen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkdude41 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Just substitute the word decrease with increase and i think we might be onto something here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetUSom3 Posted November 16, 2009 Author Share Posted November 16, 2009 "FFS1970 wants $8.33 to drive that sunny beach out to the county line and drop him off."Dude, put me down for$10 on that one-way drive.If you plan a drive like he kicks you'll be in Mexico City by Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconFanSince1970 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 "FFS1970 wants $8.33 to drive that sunny beach out to the county line and drop him off."Dude, put me down for$10 on that one-way drive.If you plan a drive like he kicks you'll be in Mexico City by Friday.Bro put that 10 in the Rev Hal kitty or in the Bring Back Mort fund. I changed my mind. I will drive all the way to the Branch pick up ELeft and drive him as far as the state line. In any direction. FOR FREE. Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambler Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 How could our front office allow such an integral part of our team to go so underpaid?Come on T.D.! Dont drop the ball on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FemmeFalcon Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Wow... just wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetUSom3 Posted November 16, 2009 Author Share Posted November 16, 2009 Perhaps Alabama's Pro team will want him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statick Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 This is a joke, right?If not, oh yeah, that'll definitely happen for him./sarcasm off/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetUSom3 Posted November 16, 2009 Author Share Posted November 16, 2009 To quote R.D. Mercer : "It ain't FUNNY!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliFalconFan02 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Don't worry i find the sloution... i asked my old high school's kicker to kick for us... he said ok... how good is he? he went 4-4 from 30-40 yards on friday... lets see elam do that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gritz Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 FFS1970 wants $8.33 to drive that sunny beach out to the county line and drop him off.Spent all morning in Duluth looking for Morten Andersen.I'll help with the driving and chip in on the gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atlantaprodj Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 To quote R.D. Mercer : "It ain't FUNNY!"Now that's funny... I don't care who you are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atlantaprodj Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 I'll help with the driving and chip in on the gas.We could start another Ebay auction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiMiante Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 How could our front office allow such an integral part of our team to go so underpaid?Come on T.D.! Dont drop the ball on this one.That's Jenkins' job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetUSom3 Posted November 17, 2009 Author Share Posted November 17, 2009 Could we please join together and try to raise the $27 Million to keep those "wide lefts" coming?It's for the children. Please know that every dime you contribute to the "Elevate Elam" fund will go toward procuring his talents for years of "near and far misses" to come.Please log on to www.suckacan'tkick.com and make your generous contributions.Thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetUSom3 Posted November 17, 2009 Author Share Posted November 17, 2009 www.suckacantkick.com for the win. There are many positives to keeping "no-way-in-'El-am-I-making that!" on the team.1). He absorbs so much of the Fans Angst it keeps our minds off the Cornerbacks.2). Knowing he will miss that kick gives your mind the opportunity to focus on "how do we make points elsehere?"3). Keep him because we want to prove to the League that Extra Points are "over-rated!"4). Keep him because some lucky fan is going to get a real game-ball every time he launches those kicks wide of the net!5). Keep him because you need to use him to teach your kid that "winning isn't everything!"6). Keep him because while he has a job in the NFL you realize you really could play in the big leagues.7). Keep him because he will almost assuredly make you post on the Falcon's threads.8). Keep him because you know your Mother-In-Law really could have a higher percentage of FGs than him!9). Keep him because sometimes your family needs to see you throw your remote at the TV-it trains respect.10). Keep him because you need he improves your ability to foresee the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetUSom3 Posted November 17, 2009 Author Share Posted November 17, 2009 11) Keep him to improve your proof-reading skills! (see #10 above) (oh well) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Falcon4Ever- Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 ill pitch in on the gas and ride "shotgun" 8D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambler Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 www.suckacantkick.com for the win. There are many positives to keeping "no-way-in-'El-am-I-making that!" on the team.1). He absorbs so much of the Fans Angst it keeps our minds off the Cornerbacks.2). Knowing he will miss that kick gives your mind the opportunity to focus on "how do we make points elsehere?"3). Keep him because we want to prove to the League that Extra Points are "over-rated!"4). Keep him because some lucky fan is going to get a real game-ball every time he launches those kicks wide of the net!5). Keep him because you need to use him to teach your kid that "winning isn't everything!"6). Keep him because while he has a job in the NFL you realize you really could play in the big leagues.7). Keep him because he will almost assuredly make you post on the Falcon's threads.8). Keep him because you know your Mother-In-Law really could have a higher percentage of FGs than him!9). Keep him because sometimes your family needs to see you throw your remote at the TV-it trains respect.10). Keep him because you need he improves your ability to foresee the future.This deserves a thread of its own. Priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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