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Mike Smith invented Hamburger by throwing a cow through a chain link fence...

There is no 'ctrl' button on Mike Smith's computer. Mike Smith is always in control.

Apple pays Mike Smith 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Mike Smith destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise

Mke Smith can kill two stones with one bird.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Mke Smith allows to live.

Mike Smith can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Mike Smith once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, Mike Smit re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

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