MorganGrafixx Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Maybe I missed an inside joke somewhere or something? Improved flexibility? Mouthpieces that make you run faster? If I'm not too mistaken, there was a football game going on last night also right? Did anyone else catch the 5-minutes the guys spent talking about these mouthpieces? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pr0d1gy Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 So you mean they actually took 5 minutes to quit telling us that Drew Brees is Dan Marino, Joe Montana, and Sammy Baugh all rolled into one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorganGrafixx Posted November 3, 2009 Author Share Posted November 3, 2009 Hard to believe, but yes. To explain how the Saints have these "special mouthpieces". Chucky even took the time to demonstrate one for us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtybyrdGA Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I'm sorry I actually heard that crap, who gives a chit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muskokas finest © Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 That's the most I've ever listened to Gruden...and I hope I never listen to him that much again.He and Jaws both need a valium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peyton Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Seriously Gruden has all the signs and symptoms of a guy who is snorting 10 lines of coke before the broadcaster and taking booster lines at every commercial break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuburnFalcon Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Seriously Gruden has all the signs and symptoms of a guy who is snorting 10 lines of coke before the broadcaster and taking booster lines at every commercial break.Tirico, Gruden and Jaws rule compared to what we had to endure when they had that Kornhieser from PTI (I actually like him on PTI he just sucked as a braodcaster) and that supreme idiot that had no business anywhere near a football game, Dennis Miller. Puke!!! I rarely watched when he was there. He was that friggin bad. We have it made with these guys now, comparatively speaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayd265 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 gruden is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rightsaidfred Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 It's a mouthpiece that aligns your spine and helps you turn quicker and jump higher.It's like the copper bracelet that aleviates arthritis and helps you play golf better.And the belly belt that melts inches off your waist just by wearing it.Get with it guys! This is cutting edge technology!! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOEinPHX Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 It's a mouthpiece that aligns your spine and helps you turn quicker and jump higher.It's like the copper bracelet that aleviates arthritis and helps you play golf better.And the belly belt that melts inches off your waist just by wearing it.Get with it guys! This is cutting edge technology!! :PI don't care. If the Saints wear 'em, I don't want 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorganGrafixx Posted November 3, 2009 Author Share Posted November 3, 2009 I consider myself to be a fairly intelligent individual. However, simple sarcasm is sometimes lost on me. I can't tell if they are serious about the mouthpiece or not. Really, an oral device designed to align the spine? Since when do the teeth have anything to do with the vertebral column? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky_Tom Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 (edited) Maybe I missed an inside joke somewhere or something? Improved flexibility? Mouthpieces that make you run faster? If I'm not too mistaken, there was a football game going on last night also right? Did anyone else catch the 5-minutes the guys spent talking about these mouthpieces?It was only fitting. After all, Jaws and Chuckie Gruden had NO's junk in their mouths all night. That just made it official. Edited November 3, 2009 by Lucky_Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceaccts Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I couldn't hear them since I was at Taco Mac, but I thought it was hilarious when all the sudden he had a frickin Joker mask on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorganGrafixx Posted November 3, 2009 Author Share Posted November 3, 2009 I couldn't hear them since I was at Taco Mac, but I thought it was hilarious when all the sudden he had a frickin Joker mask on.And they kept referring to Shockey as the "joker". What a bunch of ***** bags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hoopah! Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 When they did the bit about the mouth pieces, my roommate looked over at me and goes "are they ******* serious?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdc2111 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 That was the worst job in the booth ever, I was so tired if hearing how GREAT their team is and how everone of their players are BEASTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyDmx Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I was wondering aloud what that had to do with the Saints receivers catching the ball. Maybe we will have to confiscate them when they come up here Dec 13 (better safe than sorry). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre5000 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Hard to believe, but yes. To explain how the Saints have these "special mouthpieces". Chucky even took the time to demonstrate one for us. I was halfway paying attention to that.. they said it gives them more range of motion or some chit? Someone explain this again, or recap... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre5000 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 That was the worst job in the booth ever, I was so tired if hearing how GREAT their team is and how everone of their players are BEASTS. Gruden called alot of the Falcons BEASTS as well.. He said Lofton was a BEAST and Gonzo was the other JOKER and Turner was a BEAST.. You must have had ear blinders on or something cause Gruden was high on both teams.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorganGrafixx Posted November 3, 2009 Author Share Posted November 3, 2009 Gruden called alot of the Falcons BEASTS as well.. He said Lofton was a BEAST and Gonzo was the other JOKER and Turner was a BEAST.. You must have had ear blinders on or something cause Gruden was high on both teams..But every time they did refer to an Atlanta player in a good light, it just seemed like an afterthought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xapno Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Gruden called alot of the Falcons BEASTS as well.. He said Lofton was a BEAST and Gonzo was the other JOKER and Turner was a BEAST.. You must have had ear blinders on or something cause Gruden was high on both teams..Agreed... Gruden said plenty of good things about Falcons players (and coaching and playcalling). Sure, the pre-game show was ridiculously slanted toward saints coverage, but.. eh. I'll never understand why fans are so sensitive about what sports reporters and writers say about their teams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1falconsgal Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 It's a mouthpiece that aligns your spine and helps you turn quicker and jump higher.It's like the copper bracelet that aleviates arthritis and helps you play golf better.And the belly belt that melts inches off your waist just by wearing it.Get with it guys! This is cutting edge technology!! :P Looked like guys with binkies in their mouths to me! Can you say oral fixation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boostjunkie Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Just ordered mine this morning! Seriously though, it was pretty funny. Gruden is much better than most of the clowns they have announcing. And don't get bent out of shape if the Falcons didn't get respect last night, I have yet to watch a game where the announcers had much respect for us. I wish we could get the radio sync'd with the broadcast.This mouthpiece company got a helluva commercial last night. I looked it up and it is real and the claims are the same as made in the booth. Here's the site for it: Mouth GuardOf course, athletes are notoriously superstitious and are probably a good group to market this kind of this to. Looks like there is no proof to be found. Probably just has a placebo effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old fan Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 It DID keep Brees from swallowing his tongue when he got smacked last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phattywankenobi Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 It's a mouthpiece that aligns your spine and helps you turn quicker and jump higher.It's like the copper bracelet that aleviates arthritis and helps you play golf better.And the belly belt that melts inches off your waist just by wearing it.Get with it guys! This is cutting edge technology!! :Pand the elastic bands around the elbow that supposedly help tendonitis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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