Same Ol Falcons Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven.When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window."This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God."This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a New Orleans Saints towel.Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."God said "So what's your point Peyton?""Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's mine." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atlanta greatest city Ÿ Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 **** God!!!! j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnderDawgsUnite Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 hahaha your friend is silly... EVERYONE knows God's a Patriots fan lol!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capologist Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 That's a recycled one. Used to be Spurrier and Fulmer and probably was someone else before them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSFalcon Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 hahaha your friend is silly... EVERYONE knows God's a Patriots fan lol!!!That has to be true with all the miracles they've seen in the past decade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconinPA Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 good joke, but if true God really is a Aints fan he must be playing a terrible joke on that franchise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AF89 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 (edited) I gotta believe if God was a Saints fan they'd have a Superbowl by now. Edited November 3, 2009 by atl falcon 89 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AF89 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 good joke, but if true God really is a Aints fan he must be playing a terrible joke on that franchise!Lol if I was GOD (and I don't presume to be) I'd have the Saints go 16-0 in the regular season and get absolutly demolished by a wildcard team in the playoffs. That would be cruel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconinPA Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Lol if I was GOD (and I don't presume to be) I'd have the Saints go 16-0 in the regular season and get absolutly demolished by a wildcard team in the playoffs. That would be cruel.Cruel, but I would love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconinPA Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Not me, thats 2 losses for us I was hoping he would play the trick on them next year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AF89 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Not me, thats 2 losses for us Who says we're not THAT wildcard team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harveybirdman Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I gotta believe if God was a Saints fan they'd have a Superbowl by now.but he gives them free will.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peyton Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Applied to the Saints, that joke doesn't really make sense. Steelers, Cowboys, Patriots, Niners, those would make sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconinPA Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Applied to the Saints, that joke doesn't really make sense. Steelers, Cowboys, Patriots, Niners, those would make sense.Yeah, I agree! It just shows how delusional the Aints fans are becoming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceReville Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Roddy White, Reggie Bush, & Drew Brees died in a plane crash and went to Heavan. St Peter met them at the gate and let them in. He handed them each a pair of wings and said that as long as you think pure thoughts your wings will not fall off. If you think unclean thoughts your wings will fall off of you. Just then a pair of sexy female angels walked by and winked at the trio. Roddy's wings fell off. When he bent over to pick them up, Drew & Reggie's wings fell off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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