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what does this mean for my fortune?

in an unrelated event, my foot got chewed up by ants a few hours after i opened that cookie.

It means China is finally coming to collect the bill. My fortune cookies have had the same message in them every time for the last 20 years. It is so weird. It always says, "Kill them. Kill them all."

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