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I'd take my cousin to a bar and slip a roofy in her drink. When she passes out I'll take her home and knock her up. Then when our demon seed daughter turns 21 I'll take her to a bar and slip a roofy in her drink. When she passes out I'll take her home, knock her up and cut off her head. Then I'll wear her head as a helmet while I ride a mountain bike around the neighborhood stealing peoples cats and dogs and hanging them from trees.

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I'd take my cousin to a bar and slip a roofy in her drink. When she passes out I'll take her home and knock her up. Then when our demon seed daughter turns 21 I'll take her to a bar and slip a roofy in her drink. When she passes out I'll take her home, knock her up and cut off her head. Then I'll wear her head as a helmet while I ride a mountain bike around the neighborhood stealing peoples cats and dogs and hanging them from trees.

:huh: :wacko:

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I'd take my cousin to a bar and slip a roofy in her drink. When she passes out I'll take her home and knock her up. Then when our demon seed daughter turns 21 I'll take her to a bar and slip a roofy in her drink. When she passes out I'll take her home, knock her up and cut off her head. Then I'll wear her head as a helmet while I ride a mountain bike around the neighborhood stealing peoples cats and dogs and hanging them from trees.

Sure, take the easy way. :lol:

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I'd take my cousin to a bar and slip a roofy in her drink. When she passes out I'll take her home and knock her up. Then when our demon seed daughter turns 21 I'll take her to a bar and slip a roofy in her drink. When she passes out I'll take her home, knock her up and cut off her head. Then I'll wear her head as a helmet while I ride a mountain bike around the neighborhood stealing peoples cats and dogs and hanging them from trees.

That's serious Klondike Devotion. I did that to get a Tootsie Roll but that was back in the old days when you saw more of this kind of thing. Keep it real, kid.

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That's serious Klondike Devotion. I did that to get a Tootsie Roll but that was back in the old days when you saw more of this kind of thing. Keep it real, kid.

Yeah, but that was probably back when a Tootsie Roll was much larger and made from better ingredients. Nowadays, almost no one is willing to kill for candy or even ice cream or Pop Rocks; and who can really blame them for it?

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I'd take my cousin to a bar and slip a roofy in her drink. When she passes out I'll take her home and knock her up. Then when our demon seed daughter turns 21 I'll take her to a bar and slip a roofy in her drink. When she passes out I'll take her home, knock her up and cut off her head. Then I'll wear her head as a helmet while I ride a mountain bike around the neighborhood stealing peoples cats and dogs and hanging them from trees.

OMG!

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