=abrahamburger= Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 You sit down too fast and splargsh, you plop down on your balls. It sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomahawk Choppa Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Yes and it hurts like **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statick Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 You sit down too fast and splargsh, you plop down on your balls. It sucks.That's what you get for going commando. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcons Ace Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{=Mojo-Risin=} Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 No, but I occasionally kick my d#ck when I walk. Steel toe boots. OUCH! -_- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=abrahamburger= Posted September 15, 2009 Author Share Posted September 15, 2009 That's what you get for going commando.Real talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomahawk Choppa Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcons 'til Death Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Yep, do it all the time. But that is nothing compared to pulling some hairs in the process. Ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 my wife crushed my nuts in her sleep one nightand yes....I am quite sure she was asleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{=Mojo-Risin=} Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 my wife crushed my nuts in her sleep one nightand yes....I am quite sure she was asleep Sleepwalkers. >< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Wilson Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I have set on them and I have also had my inseem catch one of them right down the middle when I sat down more times than I can count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiViK_OuTkAsT™ Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Getting caught in the zipper is way worse.......zipper<<<<<<<< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{=Mojo-Risin=} Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Getting caught in the zipper is way worse.......zipper<<<<<<<< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvrndzombii Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Ananova: Deckchair trapped testiclesA Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucman™® Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 You sit down too fast and splargsh, you plop down on your balls. It sucks.its almost as bad as blue balls! you cant even move when you got blue balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cnasty Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 That's what you get for going commando.Thats the only time this ever happens to me. It does suck though. Obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xnex Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 You sit down too fast and splargsh, you plop down on your balls. It sucks.It will only get worse as you get older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebFalc Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 I got a question...Why do "boy" bikes have the bar across the top while "girl" bikes don't. To illustrate my point:Boy Bike:Girl Bike:Shouldn't it be the other way around? Shouldn't the boy bike have the lower bar? I remember several times as a kid hitting a rock or something and coming off of my bike seat only to crush my nads on the bar across the top of the bike. OUCH!The triangular frame is stronger to accomodate boys being harder on bikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpion Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 i wear briefs ... they protect my balls very well.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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