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Deckchair trapped testicles

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

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I got a question...

Why do "boy" bikes have the bar across the top while "girl" bikes don't. To illustrate my point:

Boy Bike:

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Girl Bike:

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Shouldn't it be the other way around? Shouldn't the boy bike have the lower bar?

I remember several times as a kid hitting a rock or something and coming off of my bike seat only to crush my nads on the bar across the top of the bike.

OUCH!

The triangular frame is stronger to accomodate boys being harder on bikes.

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