Andre5000 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 LOL.. Matty... you sex symbol you!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathis81WR Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Jared Lorenzen lost the title? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayoh Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Jared Lorenzen lost the title?I lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre5000 Posted September 7, 2009 Author Share Posted September 7, 2009 Jared Lorenzen lost the title?the HEFTY LEFTY!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre5000 Posted September 7, 2009 Author Share Posted September 7, 2009 Matt Ryan of the Atlanta Falcons is playing in only his second NFL season but he's already the league's top quarterback in at least one category: handsomeness.Icon Sports Media/Icon SMI/CorbisMatt RyanAccording to researchers, his face is almost perfectly symmetrical—a trait that shows a strong correlation to a person's perceived attractiveness. While the average person's face is somewhere around 90% symmetrical, Mr. Ryan scored a 99.8%, which puts him in elite territory. Ursinus College professor Jennifer VanGilder and former student Lisle O'Neill, who conducted the study in conjunction with Southern Utah University economist David Berri, said Mr. Ryan isn't the only NFL signal-caller with a nicely balanced face. In fact, every starter in the league scored above 96%.Facial symmetry isn't the only measure of attractiveness, of course. New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez became a heartthrob overnight when he posed shirtless for GQ, yet he only ranks no. 20 among NFL starters in facial symmetry. (He did score 98.4%, which is still darn good). Tony Romo, a favorite of pop starlets, ranked No. 23.Scientific research overwhelmingly points to facial symmetry as an indicator of success. Studies show infants with more symmetrical faces are given more attention. Symmetrical workers also tend to earn more. Football is supposed to be egalitarian, of course. The players with the strongest and most accurate throwing arms should become the quarterbacks while the biggest, most powerful players should be linemen. Somewhere along the way, it seems, good-looking kids are steered toward the glamour position. "Socially, we've been trained to think that the quarterback is the most beautiful person on the team," says Prof. VanGilder.—Reed AlbergottiPlayer, Team Symmetry RatingMatt Ryan, ATL 99.82%Brett Favre, MIN 99.78%Aaron Rodgers, GB 99.59%Matt Hasselbeck, SEA 99.56%Kerry Collins, TEN 99.49%Ben Roethlisberger, PIT 99.43%Shaun Hill, SF 99.35%Tom Brady, NE 99.14%Philip Rivers, SD 99.04%Kurt Warner, ARZ 98.98% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUDirtyBird Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Jared Lorenzen lost the title?The Pillsberry Throwboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jimsmusic™ Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Pause Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_winger Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 LOL.. Matty... you sex symbol you!!!!Elaine: You know, just admitting a man is handsome doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual.George: It doesn't help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_winger Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Jared Lorenzen lost the title?Hahaha, it still cracks me up when I mentioned that I never heard of this bozo, and someone hammered me for it like he was the Second Coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice of Reason Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 The Pillsberry Throwboy.Yep. J-Load Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre5000 Posted September 8, 2009 Author Share Posted September 8, 2009 Yep. J-LoadIs he still with the Giants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5uperbad06 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Yep. J-LoadQuarter(got)back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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